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01-26-2008, 06:31 PM
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I have eaten the slaw
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Обедают два инопланетянина. Вдруг один другого спрашивает:
- Слушай, какая-то странная сегодня еда. Что это? - Простая человечина. - Ты что! С ума сошёл! По межгалактическим законам запрещено есть разумных существ! - Успокойся. Это не разумное существо... Он на мизере пять взяток схватил!
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01-29-2008, 01:18 PM
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Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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01-29-2008, 08:44 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Hoi, hoi u embleer Hrair, M'salon ule hraka vair.
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01-30-2008, 11:36 AM
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My fathers Colonel ..came over to the house,
late in the fall, and as they did their walk-about around the grounds.. 'Uncle Dan' as we knew him, took one look at the defunct and frost shrivelled garden and winked at my father and said,(with a manhatten in one hand a cigar in the other..) your VRT is SMRT ! (your garden is dead) Fluent in whatever he learned in Serbo-Croation would be fun Eh? or this which my sister knows..took her only ten weeks..pretty too isn't it?  Last edited by ring; 01-30-2008 at 12:07 PM.. |
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01-30-2008, 06:11 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Ah. Hindi. La lengua con las letras mas hermosas en todo del mundo.
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01-31-2008, 11:16 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Quiero algo otra para tragarme por eso typo quasiencantado de vida.
Niña, Niña Quiero algo otra. No eschucho cuando dices, "adios".
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01-31-2008, 11:20 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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El mismo aqui. Quiero a un hombre que cuidara de mis necesidades, hagame suspiro toda la noche.
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01-31-2008, 12:55 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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de gustibus non disputandum...
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02-04-2008, 07:08 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Bon jour! Come tallez vous?
/ Be it known - I have never taken a French Class and only use it to kid with.
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02-06-2008, 06:02 AM
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Found my way back
Location: South Africa
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Daar is baie min mênse hierrond wat hierdie taal sal verstaan. As jy well verstaan, stuur vir my a private boodskap - dan kan ons lekker gesels.
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02-09-2008, 10:50 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Michelle ma belle,
Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble...
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02-13-2008, 02:57 AM
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Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
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wapow!!!lapovaping thipis thrapead apallrapedapy
 apie thapink thapat rapeadaping thipis wipill bapee sapo mapuch bapeteper apand apeasapyaper thapan hapavaping tapoo lipissapan tapoo apit My parents used to talk like this in front of me all the time until i learned to myself with the help of a friend  I used to listen to their conversations all the time...although, there were some things that really didnt need to hear
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03-02-2008, 02:20 PM
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Location: Duisburg, Germany
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Das müssen wir aber noch ein paar mal üben, oder?
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03-21-2008, 09:08 AM
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Hei hoi hauki, avaa leukasi ammolleen
tervehdi vesihiisiä, maista meritunnelmaa Hei hoi hauki, tervetuloa Tukholmaan kansallisilla kalapäivillä sinut parhaana palkitaan Hauki on iloinen kala sen pää on suuri ja litteä hauki suhisee kaislikossa ravun ja sammakon lailla hämäränvihreää koko ajan iso pää Hei hoi hauki, avaa leukasi ammolleen... Kalat on mun kavereita kaikki kampelat ja kolme kuhaa heilautan rasvaevää lailla toutaimen käyn ahdin valtakuntaan polskien Hei hoi hauki, avaa leukasi ammolleen... Hei hoi hauki, uidaan yhdessä selälle sukelletaan syvyyksiin ja meritunnelmaan Hei hoi hauki, tervetuloa Tukholmaan kansallisilla kalapäivillä sinut parhaana palkitaan  Hei hoi hauki, tervetuloa Tukholmaan = Hey! Ho! Trout, Welcome to Stockholm! Kalat on mun kavereita = Fish are my friends SUOMI! Oh Noes! Forgive me... Trout is wrong... It's Pike! By way of contrition, i invite you to translate: Kuka Haluaa? Kun me miehiss oltiin saunassa joku kysyi: Kuka haluaa panna Annaa? Kaikkien kdet nousivat, Anna oli oven suussa. Meidn ktemme oli yh pystyss, jkaapinovi ji auki. Anna oli heti juonessa mukana. Jos pelattiin vaikka biljardia pallot eivt menneet pussiin, shakkinappulat kaatuivat. Kuka haluaa panna Annaa? Miss on jrki ja moraali? Se on kai saunassa. Kaikki istuvat peput paljaina ja nauru on tiukassa. Kuka haluaa panna Annaa? Se on kai Jumala.
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