What's The Question Again? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sharon · 01-19-2007, 10:48 AM

In this game, you have to ask a question that would prompt the answer given in the post above yours. You then issue a new answer.

Of course, the more ridiculous the question, the better. Extra credit if your newly given answer could also answer your own question.

E.g.:

Quote:

A: Tomorrow.

Quote:

Q: When will the sun come out?
A: I wouldn't bet on that happening.

Quote:

Q: Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis - potentially hot couple?
A: Absolutely, but it could be violent.

Quote:

Q: Would you let anything get between you and your Calvin Kleins?

You get the idea.

I'll start.

Answer: Tinned sardines with chocolate sauce.

uncle phil · 01-20-2007, 06:09 PM

..stone..?

Sharon · 01-20-2007, 06:22 PM

Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?

bernadette · 01-20-2007, 11:28 PM

(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?)

You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question...
Maybe I'm missing the point?
OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target).

A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 06:01 AM

Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got?

A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving.

Chimera · 01-21-2007, 06:11 AM

Q: whats the worst part about December?

A: Green Chili Peppers

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 06:29 AM

Q: Worst ice cream topping ever?

A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Chimera · 01-21-2007, 06:54 AM

Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried?

A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 07:19 AM

Q: What happened to your leg?

A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 07:57 AM

Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction?

A: The feeling of control that goes with it.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 08:05 AM

Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it?

A: Inflation.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 02:19 PM

(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!)

Q: What costs us more every day?

A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11.

Sharon · 01-21-2007, 02:31 PM

Q: Alf? Who's Alf?

A: Diesel engines, usually.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-21-2007, 10:06 PM

Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful?

A: The Lady of the Lake.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:12 AM

Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake?

A: The cookie monster.

shalafi · 01-22-2007, 11:37 AM

Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts.

Daniel_ · 01-22-2007, 11:41 AM

Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg?

A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe!

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 02:18 PM

Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew?

A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror!

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 04:57 PM

Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls?

A: Rainbows and unicorns.

Sharon · 01-22-2007, 05:18 PM

Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things?

A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-22-2007, 06:26 PM

Q: When are batteries inadvisable?

A: You might get hit in the eye.

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:37 AM

Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable?

A: They have been known to kill animals and small children.

shalafi · 01-23-2007, 11:12 AM

Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air?

A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:18 PM

Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me?

A: Gonorrhea.

Daniel_ · 01-23-2007, 01:40 PM

Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"?

A: Fudge Packer.

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 01:52 PM

Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast?

A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 04:39 PM

Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave?

A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere.

Sharon · 01-23-2007, 04:46 PM

Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why?

A: Manure. I hate manure...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-23-2007, 08:33 PM

Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using?

A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it.

grumpyolddude · 01-24-2007, 04:54 AM

Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"?

A: Only when I scrath behind his ear.

Sharon · 01-24-2007, 05:18 AM

Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time?

A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-24-2007, 04:12 PM

Q: Well...what did she say?

A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that!

Jetée · 03-30-2007, 11:25 AM

Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend?

A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit...

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-30-2007, 01:18 PM

Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument.

A: The drop-off we're confronting.

Sharon · 03-30-2007, 05:44 PM

Q: What is THAT in your trousers?!

A: A roll of quarters.

Lady Sage · 03-30-2007, 05:49 PM

Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A: Whats that smell?

Astrocloud · 03-30-2007, 08:25 PM

Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning?
A:That is from a really good movie.

Sharon · 03-31-2007, 02:30 AM

Q: I like that quote... where's it from?
A: My fine ass.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-31-2007, 08:10 AM

Q: To what do you attribute your success?

A: I had more than a little trouble finding my way home.

Lady Sage · 03-31-2007, 09:06 AM

Q: You were kinda drunk last night... did you find your way home ok?

A: Trans-sexual transvestite lactose-intolerant neo-nazi eskimos.

01-20-2007, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	..stone..? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-20-2007, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?) You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question... Maybe I'm missing the point? OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target). A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-21-2007, 07:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction? A: The feeling of control that goes with it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 02:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!) Q: What costs us more every day? A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-21-2007, 10:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful? A: The Lady of the Lake. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-20-2007, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?

01-21-2007, 06:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got? A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving.

01-21-2007, 06:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Chimera Banned	Q: whats the worst part about December? A: Green Chili Peppers

01-21-2007, 06:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Worst ice cream topping ever? A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time.

01-21-2007, 06:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Chimera Banned	Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried? A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget.

01-21-2007, 07:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What happened to your leg? A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them.

01-21-2007, 08:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it? A: Inflation.

01-21-2007, 02:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Alf? Who's Alf? A: Diesel engines, usually.

01-22-2007, 05:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake? A: The cookie monster.

01-22-2007, 11:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts.

01-22-2007, 11:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg? A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe! __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

01-22-2007, 02:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew? A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror!

01-22-2007, 04:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls? A: Rainbows and unicorns. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-22-2007, 05:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things? A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries.

01-22-2007, 06:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: When are batteries inadvisable? A: You might get hit in the eye. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 01:37 AM	#22 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable? A: They have been known to kill animals and small children.

01-23-2007, 11:12 AM	#23 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air? A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer

01-23-2007, 01:18 PM	#24 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me? A: Gonorrhea.

01-23-2007, 01:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"? A: Fudge Packer. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

01-23-2007, 01:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast? A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not.

01-23-2007, 04:39 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave? A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-23-2007, 04:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why? A: Manure. I hate manure...

01-23-2007, 08:33 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using? A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-24-2007, 04:54 AM	#30 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"? A: Only when I scrath behind his ear.

01-24-2007, 05:18 AM	#31 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time? A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night.

01-24-2007, 04:12 PM	#32 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Well...what did she say? A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-30-2007, 11:25 AM	#33 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend? A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit... __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

03-30-2007, 01:18 PM	#34 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument. A: The drop-off we're confronting. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-30-2007, 05:44 PM	#35 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Q: What is THAT in your trousers?! A: A roll of quarters.

03-30-2007, 05:49 PM	#36 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? A: Whats that smell? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

03-30-2007, 08:25 PM	#37 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning? A:That is from a really good movie.