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Zeraph · 10-30-2006, 02:15 PM

Would all the nuns have sex with Jesus if he returned? Being his brides and all.

Jesus is a polygamist!

uncle phil · 10-30-2006, 02:20 PM

bernadette · 11-03-2006, 11:04 AM

Nope. They take a vow of celibacy.
Nun today. Nun ever.

uncle phil · 11-07-2006, 12:13 PM

Two nuns have been assigned the task of painting
a room in the covent. Their last instructions were
to be very careful not to get a drop of paint on
their habits.
After confering for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip of their habits and
paint the room in the nude. They will do anything
to avoid the Mother Superior's rath.
In the middle of the project, they hear a knock on
the door.
"Who is it? "calls out one of the nuns.
"Blind man." replies the voice from the other side
of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, covered with
paint drippings, and decide that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room. After
a final nod of approval they unlock the door.
"Nice gazongas sister's," exclaims the man as he
enters the room," by the way, where would you
like the blinds?"

hotzot · 11-07-2006, 11:36 PM

very fucking funny!!! uncle phil!!!

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-06-2006, 12:41 PM

Jesus was a polyamorist, Z. I'm guessing most of the nuns would quiver at the chance. Hell, (PMF), I would, and I'm a lutheran, theoretically. I don't understand the penguins, but isn't life grand? I feel like a polyamorist most of the time and I love it.

10-30-2006, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Sooooo... (random thought) Would all the nuns have sex with Jesus if he returned? Being his brides and all. Jesus is a polygamist!

10-30-2006, 02:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-03-2006, 11:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Nope. They take a vow of celibacy. Nun today. Nun ever. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

11-07-2006, 12:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Two nuns have been assigned the task of painting a room in the covent. Their last instructions were to be very careful not to get a drop of paint on their habits. After confering for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip of their habits and paint the room in the nude. They will do anything to avoid the Mother Superior's rath. In the middle of the project, they hear a knock on the door. "Who is it? "calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man." replies the voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other, covered with paint drippings, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. After a final nod of approval they unlock the door. "Nice gazongas sister's," exclaims the man as he enters the room," by the way, where would you like the blinds?" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-07-2006, 11:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	very fucking funny!!! uncle phil!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

12-06-2006, 12:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Jesus was a polyamorist, Z. I'm guessing most of the nuns would quiver at the chance. Hell, (PMF), I would, and I'm a lutheran, theoretically. I don't understand the penguins, but isn't life grand? I feel like a polyamorist most of the time and I love it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT