Sooooo... (random thought)
 

Would all the nuns have sex with Jesus if he returned? Being his brides and all.

Jesus is a polygamist!

:D

Nope. They take a vow of celibacy.
Nun today. Nun ever.

Two nuns have been assigned the task of painting
a room in the covent. Their last instructions were
to be very careful not to get a drop of paint on
their habits.
After confering for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip of their habits and
paint the room in the nude. They will do anything
to avoid the Mother Superior's rath.
In the middle of the project, they hear a knock on
the door.
"Who is it? "calls out one of the nuns.
"Blind man." replies the voice from the other side
of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, covered with
paint drippings, and decide that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room. After
a final nod of approval they unlock the door.
"Nice gazongas sister's," exclaims the man as he
enters the room," by the way, where would you
like the blinds?"

very fucking funny!!! uncle phil!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

Jesus was a polyamorist, Z. I'm guessing most of the nuns would quiver at the chance. Hell, (PMF), I would, and I'm a lutheran, theoretically. I don't understand the penguins, but isn't life grand? I feel like a polyamorist most of the time and I love it.