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maleficent · 10-27-2006, 04:30 AM

Who needs messy sticks and guessing and such when you have the internet.. No more will you have to ask random strangers in an internet forum... could my girlfriend be pregnant...

Go here and take the online pregnancy test

It knows the truth-- oh and if'n she is pregnant - you m ight not be the daddy

Sorry..

Criminey...

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It's A Boy!

maleficent, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Miracle I'd say

Oh sweet mother of all that is holy...

The daddy is

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Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

I'm going to kill myself now... it's been nice knowing you

Lady Sage · 10-27-2006, 04:40 AM

Oh gods...

Lady Sage, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Just how am I to birth THAT??

Janet Reno

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?

You thought Fabio was bad?!?!?!

maleficent · 10-27-2006, 04:41 AM

so janet reno is really a boy? dang...

10-27-2006, 04:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Oh gods... Lady Sage, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Just how am I to birth THAT?? Janet Reno Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test? You thought Fabio was bad?!?!?! __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-27-2006, 04:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	so janet reno is really a boy? dang... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.