Who needs messy sticks and guessing and such when you have the internet.. No more will you have to ask random strangers in an internet forum... could my girlfriend be pregnant...
Go here and take the
online pregnancy test
It knows the truth-- oh and if'n she is pregnant - you m ight not be the daddy
Sorry..
Criminey...
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It's A Boy!
maleficent, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
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Miracle I'd say
Oh sweet mother of all that is holy...
The daddy is
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Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
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I'm going to kill myself now... it's been nice knowing you