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Oh gods...
Lady Sage, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Just how am I to birth THAT??
Janet Reno
Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
You thought Fabio was bad?!?!?!
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Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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