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Crack · 07-18-2006, 12:16 PM

So... everyday at work, I go through a large amount of misguided e-mails, and clear out a Microsoft Exchange account inbox name 'Quarantine'. I get to look through every e-mail that the spam filter software deems 'spam'

Here lately, I have been getting a large number of spam e-mails with large strings of random words. The spammers do this to try and bypass the filter software.

I find this funny...

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That was a doosy, here is another one.

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Fun huh? Such is my day.

Now, I want you guys to fine the best 4 word string! My fav so far is

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proliferation, infertility the retard

hotzot · 07-31-2006, 12:35 AM

...and I thought I had time on my hands!! LMAO

Sticky · 07-31-2006, 10:21 AM

graceful with fishtail
sponge cake concert - (I woudl love to see that band)
limit underpants antitrust - (yes, this is the worst kind of antitrust and we have to limit it)
topic sentence felony - (I have seen so many people commit this crime it is incredible)

***Edit: Sorry I did 3 word strings.

Crack · 08-03-2006, 12:09 PM

I think the new game should be Name a Band from the Spam! you get 3 words, they have to all be in a row.. goooooooo!

He is my band name:

Quote:

Asian sheep crack

Sticky · 08-03-2006, 12:35 PM

jiggle the slot
hippo to skeptical
purvey the subjective
mottled larceny regimen

uncle phil · 08-03-2006, 01:02 PM

three dog night...

Redlemon · 08-03-2006, 01:10 PM

paramount drummer core

Zeraph · 08-03-2006, 01:53 PM

"declare hobo, nationwide impotence"

uncle phil · 08-05-2006, 04:10 AM

one trick pony...

magictoy · 08-16-2006, 09:12 AM

Here's one guy's idea. Might not work too well in spam, though.

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Join the Echelon Civil Disobedience Campaign!
Let's Overload Echelon!
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sigint echelon sugar grove virginia sabana seca puerto rico waihopai new zealand comsat intelsat interception wideband extraction aluminium potassium sulphate signal analysis filtering data processing nitroglycerin facsimile analysis nitrogen trichloride traffic analysis phenol keyword recognition text retrieval topic analysis ammonium hydroxide continuous speech recognition distillate diesel naphthalene red nitric acid ammonium nitrate machine-transcribed speech

Throw an "assassinate," a few "jihads" and one or two "bombs" in there, and you're all set.

To make a great many new friends.

Dane Bramage · 08-16-2006, 09:43 AM

godchild in piano

fresnelly · 09-08-2006, 09:10 AM

Today I was treated to a work of historical fantasy! It's called Carnage, and the spammer was Robert Ivey.
(Spelling and formatting as written)

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Tavias sweet solicitude for her welfare touched me deeply.
I have just come from the hall wherehe holds court among his women.
It is madness to think that two of us could leavewithout being detected. Had the hardships that I hadundergone so changed me? What thoughts were passing in that beautiful head?
If such a one exists, I mused, but sheinterrupted my meditation with a question. Next he lowered Tavia to my side, and then he,himself, descended to the ground.
I cannot imagine how you gainedentrance here. If a single ship of Helium is destroyed, I dictated, Tul Axtar dies. I knew what she meant and I took her in my arms. I believe that I have never seen somany women alone together before. Instantly the hatch was raisedand a moment later I had clambered aboard. I gained the summit of the tower without incident. I looked back and saw three figures upon our trail.
A moment later Tul Axtar entered the room, followed by half a dozen ofhis female courtiers.
While my hand can holda sword, you will need no other defense.
The very thought of it filled me withdisgust. I turned and taking one of herlittle hands in mine, I pressed it to my lips. If you care for me even as afriend, you cannot let these beasts take me alive. I have not been ill treated, she replied; no one has paid anyattention to me.
How might one thus burdened have time forthoughts of love? Put your trust in me then and do as Ibid.
Grumbling, he opened one of the keel hatches and very unceremoniouslydropped me through it. We were flying smoothly, slightly above the normal altitude ofbattleships.
He was stalking us asthe wild beast stalks its prey.
I shall landyou in the province of U-Gor! I cannot leave this accursed land behind metoo soon.
Fortunately the ship lay close to the ground andI was not injured.
I could scent the wounded vanity in her tone.
There were at least a half dozen such visible to meat one time.
There was something nasty in the tone of his voice which made hispromise sound more like a threat. There seemed but one explanation, but every fiber of my beingshrank even from considering it. We drew our swords; it was our last stand. No men butTul Axtar are permitted upon this level.
They will meet with a warmwelcome from the great fleet of Tul Axtar.
At every other point thehunting men were ascending.
On and on with relentless persistency the throng swarmed upward towardus.
The ships of Helium are on their way to Jahar.

I did a search and it turned out to be from Chapter 13 of A Fighting Man of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs, published in 1930.

analog · 09-08-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crack

I think the new game should be Name a Band from the Spam! you get 3 words, they have to all be in a row.. goooooooo!

He is my band name:

Asian Sheep Crack. That's fucking awesome.

These 3-word combos as band names is comedy gold. Post more so we have more variety! lol

"consult tyke syphillis"
"unauthorized disobedience" - because when you're allowed to disobey, it takes all the fun out of it.

Ch'i · 09-08-2006, 06:05 PM

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sparkling the filth motivation of with condemnation crumble, twenty spell

lol................

mixedsubstance · 09-09-2006, 08:28 PM

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Sausage, Eggs, and Spam...........

Daniel_ · 09-17-2006, 09:38 AM

BAND NAMES

smoke the bellybutton

the annuity perk

anarchy of intrepid

but my favourite has to be: incompetent Korean flirtation

bernadette · 09-17-2006, 09:45 AM

You people actually look at your spam????

Ah well, I delete forwards from good friends, too.
Mostly, I hate email altogether anymore... love notes excepted.

07-31-2006, 12:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	...and I thought I had time on my hands!! LMAO __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-03-2006, 01:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	three dog night... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2006, 01:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	paramount drummer core __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-05-2006, 04:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	one trick pony... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-16-2006, 09:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	godchild in piano __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

07-31-2006, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sticky	graceful with fishtail sponge cake concert - (I woudl love to see that band) limit underpants antitrust - (yes, this is the worst kind of antitrust and we have to limit it) topic sentence felony - (I have seen so many people commit this crime it is incredible) ***Edit: Sorry I did 3 word strings. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-03-2006, 12:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sticky	jiggle the slot hippo to skeptical purvey the subjective mottled larceny regimen __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-03-2006, 01:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	"declare hobo, nationwide impotence"

09-09-2006, 08:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
mixedsubstance Crazy Location: Where the wild things are.	Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Sausage, Eggs, and Spam........... __________________ Well, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!? Without energy, there would be nothing.

09-17-2006, 09:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	BAND NAMES *smoke the bellybutton* *the annuity perk* *anarchy of intrepid* but my favourite has to be: *incompetent Korean flirtation* __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

09-17-2006, 09:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	You people actually look at your spam???? Ah well, I delete forwards from good friends, too. Mostly, I hate email altogether anymore... love notes excepted. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.