vermin

YAAARRRR...wait! time out, guys! I think I got a splinter.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

oracle2380

Skulking amidst the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Oracle2380! And he gives a cruel howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

fyrehair

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is Fyrehair, hands clutching a burning branch! She roars vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to hump you like a wrecking ball!!"

LOL....I'm going to hump someone like a wrecking ball?! Ewww....I think.....

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I do not envy you the headache that you will have in the morning. Until then, sleep well and dream of large women.

777

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is 777, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Hey, that's kinda cool. Now with my "real" name:

Zang! Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is Edgar, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars ominously:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

fhqwhgads

Sprinting across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh fhqwhgads! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Sounds about right.

evil_twin617

Striding across the freeway, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Eviltwin! And she gives a booming grunt:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

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I'm not good at empathy - will you accept sarcasm?

Ample

Sprinting through the cliffs, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ample! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!!"



"human speck of dust"....that made me giggle

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Her juju beads are so nice
She kissed my third cousin twice
Im the king of pomona

hotzot

Who is that, stalking through the tarmac! It is Hotzot, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to beat you until armored tanks pull us apart!!!"

It sure beats my last battle cry of "Oh Shit"

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The Bully Boys are here!

Dane Bramage

Prowling out of the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Dane Bramage! And he gives a booming howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate faster than the super-flu!!"

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Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

frogza

Skulking over the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Frogza! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

Easytiger

Stalking amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh easytiger! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

SSJTWIZTA

Striding out of the mountains, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh SSJTWIZTA! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension, and plunge you into financial ruin!"

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

dy156

clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!"

Ch'i

"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

Fire

Striding over the plains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Fire! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until my glands are satisfied!"

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Thought the harder, Heart the bolder,
Mood the more as our might lessens

Val_1

Spoooooon!!!!

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

-Frank Sinatra