Daniel_

Check this site out, and find your battle cry.

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Apparently mine is like this:

Rampaging through the plains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Daniel! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes!!"

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Supple Cow

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Supple Cow, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!!"

hehe

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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
(Michael Jordan)

maleficent

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the mountains! It is Maleficent, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you are tax-deductible!!!"

well Ok then...

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cj2112

Skulking along the icy wasteland, carrying a burning branch, cometh Cj2112! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm seriously going to torment you so forcibly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

BigBen

Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is Big Ben, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows mightily:

"I'm going to spank you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

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Carno

Hahaha, mine is sweet:

Striding across the candy store, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Carno! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!!"

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Etarip

Rampaging amidst the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Etarip! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

Charlatan

Stalking out of the plains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Charlatan! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Lucifer

Striding over the steppes, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Lucifer! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to contort you until war is peace!!!"

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

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theguyondacouch

Stalking through the desert, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Theguyondacouch! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

another name I use yielded something about beating you until you deflate, and severing every head in sight.

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"Lick my frozen metal ass!"

Dilbert1234567

"I'm going to spank you so painfully, it will be a new form of crime!!"

kinky.

I have been known to yell "And if we fail we will clog there rivers with our dead" in several Battle Field 2 now and again.

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Donate Blood!

"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

CSflim

"I'm going to clobber you in such an inhumane manner, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

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Elphaba

Mine is spot on.

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the desert! It is Elphaba, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, man, that's some good coffee!"

Min

Stalking on the hotel lobby, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Min! And she gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

I like it!

Meditrina

Stalking along the icy wasteland, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Sportswidow! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

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"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

shoegirl

Running through the mountains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Shoegirl2219! And she gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to beat you harder than God thought possible!"

Bill O'Rights

Prowling on the wasteland, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Bill O'Rights! And he gives an ominous cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, man, that's some good coffee!!"


Yeah...that's about right. Right, Mal?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

maleficent

mmmmmm coffee...

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Meditrina

I think I will hunt down Bill O'Rights. He has coffee!

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"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

stevo

Prowling through the hotel lobby, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Stevo! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you until your mortal mind doth snap, and plug you into a power plant!"

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"If I am such a genius why am I drunk, lost in the desert, with a bullet in my ass?" -Otto Mannkusser

Fremen

Rampaging along the fields, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Fremen! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to spank you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

I think he took the blue pill.

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spectre

Using both spectre and spec:

Stalking over the freeway, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Spectre! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

--and--

Running over the terrain, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Spec! And he gives a booming roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!"

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

shalafi

Rampaging on the icy wasteland, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Shalafi! And he gives a booming grunt:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

Tama

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"
I think This one is my Fav

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Tophat665

"Spoooooooon!"

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Redlemon

Hey, I got that battlecry also! Sports and me are battle-buddies!

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NoSoup

Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is NoSoup, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to punch you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"

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I have an aura of reliability and good judgement.

Just in case you were wondering...

feelgood

"Dude...you're fucked"

Oh, we're talking about ones from that site?

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

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mixedsubstance

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord with God on my side!!"

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Well, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!?

*Without energy, there would be nothing.*

Fly

"I'm going to smack you until you bleed out your eyes!"

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Reese

Running through the plains, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Cybermike! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

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CaliLivChick

Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the wasteland! It is CaliLivChick, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts homicidally:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!"

Uhm... yeah... okay...

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Brewmaniac

Sprinting amidst the desert, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Brewmaniac! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm seriously going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

healer

Who is that, stalking on the wasteland! It is Healer, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars vengefully:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I slice through beating hearts like a sentient bulldozer!!"

I have goo in my veins

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Stiltzkin

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

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rofgilead

"Arrrrrr!" with both eyes looking kinda squinty!

snowy

"I'm going to bludgeon you like it's my job!!!"

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MySexyAssJ

Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the candy store! It is MySexyAssJ, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls thunderously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

oh geez.. :P

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krwlz

Zang! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is Krwlz, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

m0rpheus

Skulking along the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh m0rpheus! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"In the name of malice, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"

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