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04-27-2006, 07:46 PM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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Midgets is good eatin'
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04-27-2006, 07:49 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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We can always wrap up the meat and leave it in the freezer for Redlemon... he's going to be hungry when he gets back.
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04-28-2006, 05:55 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Hey look! Redlemon's CD collection.
Let's see... The Brady Bunch, It's a Sunshine Day Yanni, Live At The Acropolis John Tesh, Greatest Love Song Collection Captain & Tenille, Greatest Hits The Beerhaus Boys, Polka The Night Away Culture Club, Kissing To Be Clever Peaches And Herb, At Their Best Kenny G, Greatest Hits Aaron Carter, Aaron's Party South Pacific, Soundtrack Backstreet Boys, Millennium   Oooookay then... Let's just put those away, and forget that we ever saw them.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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04-28-2006, 06:51 AM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Does anyone know when the Penis Cake is getting here?
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04-28-2006, 07:00 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Sorry, that arrived a few hours ago...
Poppinjay ate most of it and then he rubbed the rest over his naked body screaming, "I am the Lizard King!!" Honestly, it might have been Larry King but I just couldn't hear him over the sound of the jack hammer he was using on the basement floor.
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04-28-2006, 07:11 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Umm...why is there a police officer bound and gagged in one of the dining room chairs that hasn't been broken yet?
Tell me he's a stripper that the ladies ordered. Do strippers typically arrive in squad cars?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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04-28-2006, 07:14 AM
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Location: Use the search button
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Oooooh, my head hurts....
You guys shouldn't let me drink so much Redlemon Urine. It sure does leave a nasty hangover. I am surprising the big guy with an indoor pool when he gets back. Please don't open the upstairs bedroom door until he does. It will ruin the surprise. Hey Charlatan, thanks for finding that garden hose for me.
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05-01-2006, 06:44 AM
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Location: Stuart, Florida
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Ummm .....ya a stripper.....thats the ticket......just a stripper.....all part of the act.......nuthin to see here.......move along..... /me hides "stripper" way in the back of redlemons closet |
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05-01-2006, 11:24 AM
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Location: New England
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*presses RESET button located next to doorbell*
*walks inside* Ah, home sweet home. Just like I left it. Almost. Wait, what's that loose woman doing over there? *grabs videocamera, self*
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05-01-2006, 01:51 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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No reset button is going to help that music collection Bill O'Rights discovered...
Welcome back!
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05-01-2006, 02:03 PM
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Quote:
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05-01-2006, 02:58 PM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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serves y'all right for not liking the brady kids - the porn collection was the nekkid pictures of his missus
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05-01-2006, 02:58 PM
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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All my porn is live.
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