Whats the shittiest beer around? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Jesus Malverde · 07-07-2003, 01:02 AM

Just wondering what beer you hate drinking. I really hate Sol, it smells like piss and tastes horrible. Unfortunately, its very cheap and used a lot at the parties i go to.

gov135 · 07-07-2003, 08:41 AM

I did alot of research on this topic. It was called college.

The absolute worst in my book is Busch Light. I can't help but get a headache from that crap. Of course, Natural Ice, Lone Star, and Milwaukee's Best have their place in the running.

Schlitz used to be among the worst, but now you can buy it in the 6-packs that come with their own "cooler", a heavy duty plastic bag that can hold ice. That's impressive.

Sparhawk · 07-07-2003, 10:26 AM

Milwaukee's Best always brought up conversations as to what their Worst might be.

BEAST!

paj · 07-07-2003, 11:20 AM

this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

Ratman · 07-07-2003, 04:45 PM

Wiedemann's. Brew 102. Old Milwaukee. etc.

yabobo · 07-08-2003, 03:48 AM

Bush light. If that's all there is I'm sober.

Hanxter · 07-08-2003, 10:30 AM

Heineken is skunk piss!!!!

mrmolta · 07-08-2003, 10:44 AM

Some of the shittiest beers come in a 40oz bottle such as "Crazy Horse" which brings out a lot of fermented anger and "Lucky Laugher" which has a neat cryptogram built into the cap but other then that, you are lucky to catch a buzz from this little bottle.

By the way, I do enjoy all of these beers in the right time and place! I even have a Budweiser every blue moon. I hate the shit but I need of good frame of reference of what a bad beer is all about. Really helps the great beer even seem better!

krayom977 · 07-08-2003, 05:50 PM

If you ever go to St. Lucia you'll have two choices for beer Heineken or the local brew, Piton Beer. Stick with the Heineken until you've had enough that even the Piton Beer tastes good

dogma13554u · 07-08-2003, 10:48 PM

Got you all beat. Went to Moscow, bought a bottle of their "best beer" moscova . . . . just stay away, infact, run away if you get the chance.

scyther · 07-09-2003, 08:28 AM

Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

rat · 07-09-2003, 09:05 AM

natural light. natty light is the universal cowboy piss of beer.

Hanxter · 07-09-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scyther
Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

In college I worked at the Oly brewery located in Tumwater outside of Olympia on the Deschutes river next to I-5 - back when you could drink on the job - yes - THAT is true!!! Olympia made a dark brew for Canadian export only that had a super caramel flavor. It actually is superior to most I've had at that time and I consider myself an authority on beer.
I preferred it in pilsner glasses and afer 3 you were wondering where you left your lady.
Aside from the obvious freebies - we also had great salmon & steelhead fishing on the river

Bobaphat · 07-09-2003, 12:13 PM

Black star. I cannot begin to describe how bad this is.

human · 07-09-2003, 01:48 PM

This one is probably going to anger people as well, but I have to say Molson Canadian. There are so many great Canadian beers, it's sad that the one that bears the name is just drab and not exciting. So that's the one I hate drinking the most.

As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.

YourNeverThere · 07-10-2003, 01:10 AM

man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad

gibingus · 07-10-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paj
this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

the old joke goes what does american beer have in common with having sex in a canoe... they're both fucking close to water.

anyone who doesn't get american beer needs to go to st. louis in august, sit in an un-air-conditioned room and drink guiness for an afternoon. then you'll understand what the immigrants of the nineteenth century were thinking when they came up with american beer.

an icy cold bud is just thing to go with a hot dog when you are baking in the sun in the right field bleachers.

G_Whiz · 07-10-2003, 03:22 PM

What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???

mrquackers · 07-10-2003, 06:31 PM

Jesus Jesus! I just had a Sol tonight, since it was $2.50 Thursdays. It was terrible. And I'm far from a beer snob. I agree with you 100%

Jesus Malverde · 07-10-2003, 07:56 PM

Ha ha I was waiting for someone else to agree with me. Sorry, mrquackers, I really am.

dtheriault · 07-11-2003, 02:16 AM

i'll have to fess up first and say that i don't really like beer to begin with. however i'll drink the occasional pacifico, or sierra, or moosehead or even a coors or miller.

for some reason i just can never finish a bud. not a can, glass, or bottle. never have and never will. it's wierd, but is tastes like lots of water with just a little piss and backwash.

yum

stinkynutz · 07-11-2003, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???

hah Mickey's is the shit. they come in those jar-looking bottles. it's pretty ghetto...but hey, i'm down wit it.

splck · 07-11-2003, 04:55 PM

We don't brew any shitty beer in Canada

The only shity beer that comes to mind is imported from the states

....this is what I was told..

dc4prez · 07-11-2003, 06:48 PM

no such thing as bad beer to an Australian (last thing to leave a party is usually Budweiser) had already drank from the toilet

Hitchcock · 07-11-2003, 08:13 PM

I don't know if it's still being brewed, but the worst beer I ever had was some swill called Hamm's.

bartgroks · 07-13-2003, 11:50 AM

Black Label- "Fine canadian style lager....Made in Ft. Worth."

Nuff Said.

Minx · 07-14-2003, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by human
As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.

No no no no no! Flyman, help me out here! I'm not from Vancouver but they have THE BEST microbreweries ever out there. You got shafted on the Shaftsbury (ha ha) because sorry...they don't get their water from the sewage plant!
Sheesh!
One of the worst beers ever (besides the two votes for Sol...I'd rather drink my dog's water) is Schooner. Ugh.

BenChuy · 07-14-2003, 01:29 PM

Blue ribbon. good god! i hate american beer!!!!

Dibbler · 07-14-2003, 03:58 PM

I agree that Heineken is pretty bad. I was talking to a Mexican from Mexico City (just so I don't appear racial) and he said that Corona was considered a pretty bad beer down south of the border. It was considered the cheap stuff.

Falstaff is the worst beer by far. Milwaukee's Best most have came by and asked for the recipe before they got started.

izzzzy · 07-14-2003, 04:13 PM

I haven't had a beer in 13 years but I was a blue ribbon drunk. the worst is schaefer Idont know if they even make it any more ,but it was baaad!

Buzz · 07-15-2003, 10:02 AM

When I was stationed in memphis there was a beer called red white and blue.... $4 a case you know its bad...

Jesus Malverde · 07-16-2003, 01:49 AM

Oh yeah how could I forget about Corona, that shit sucks. Its probably tied with Sol for the shittiest beer in Mexico.

beejay · 07-16-2003, 10:50 PM

National Bohemian or Iron City for American beers.

Red Horse (Phillippines) or OB (Korean) for Asian beers

All Mexican beer sucks

Hanxter · 07-17-2003, 07:08 AM

CLIK ON DA PIC, BUBBA!!!

Charlatan · 07-17-2003, 10:32 AM

Just about any beer made in a large scale factory...

gxman · 07-17-2003, 03:54 PM

miller high life

Handyman · 07-18-2003, 01:46 AM

To all the people who hate American beer; you cant compare it to beer from most other countries, most "beers" from other countries are actually ales, and ales were invented by monks who drank it while fasting. That's why theyre so heavy, theyre loaded with everything but the kitchen sink, including about a billion carbs. American beer was made to quench your thirst, thats why bud goes right through you. Some of my favorites are Corona, Dos Equis, Molson ice, and if I have to drink American, Ill take Bud Light.

Mad_Gecko · 07-19-2003, 02:49 PM

Damn I have loads but I am on the vino right now so I cannot comment.

Try some special brew!! BAD

Fosters is pretty horrible. EDIT: And Carling.

GM2 · 07-20-2003, 08:08 PM

Oh man, I love Milwaukee's Best. I think the Beast® is a great value for the price. My vote for the worst beer:

Arrogant Bastard Ale.

I bought it to have the bottle on my bookshelf, but it was rough to drink.

Jonnymax · 07-23-2003, 02:33 AM

Ugh... we were given a case of the beast a few months ago....

nobody will drink it. I dont blame them after trying a can.

07-07-2003, 01:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Whats the shittiest beer around? Just wondering what beer you hate drinking. I really hate Sol, it smells like piss and tastes horrible. Unfortunately, its very cheap and used a lot at the parties i go to. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-07-2003, 10:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	Milwaukee's Best always brought up conversations as to what their Worst might be. BEAST! __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-07-2003, 04:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	Wiedemann's. Brew 102. Old Milwaukee. etc. __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

07-08-2003, 03:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
yabobo Lust Puppy Location: in your closet and in your head...	Bush light. If that's all there is I'm sober. __________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

07-08-2003, 10:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
dogma13554u Crazy	haha Got you all beat. Went to Moscow, bought a bottle of their "best beer" moscova . . . . just stay away, infact, run away if you get the chance.

07-07-2003, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	I did alot of research on this topic. It was called college. The absolute worst in my book is Busch Light. I can't help but get a headache from that crap. Of course, Natural Ice, Lone Star, and Milwaukee's Best have their place in the running. Schlitz used to be among the worst, but now you can buy it in the 6-packs that come with their own "cooler", a heavy duty plastic bag that can hold ice. That's impressive.

07-07-2003, 11:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
paj Tilted	this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless any american beer water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

07-08-2003, 10:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Heineken is skunk piss!!!!

07-08-2003, 10:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
mrmolta Upright	Some of the shittiest beers come in a 40oz bottle such as "Crazy Horse" which brings out a lot of fermented anger and "Lucky Laugher" which has a neat cryptogram built into the cap but other then that, you are lucky to catch a buzz from this little bottle. By the way, I do enjoy all of these beers in the right time and place! I even have a Budweiser every blue moon. I hate the shit but I need of good frame of reference of what a bad beer is all about. Really helps the great beer even seem better!

07-08-2003, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
krayom977 Upright	If you ever go to St. Lucia you'll have two choices for beer Heineken or the local brew, Piton Beer. Stick with the Heineken until you've had enough that even the Piton Beer tastes good

07-09-2003, 08:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
scyther Upright	Olympia. Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in. Worth ~$2.00

07-09-2003, 12:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	Black star. I cannot begin to describe how bad this is. __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

07-09-2003, 01:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
human Tilted Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	This one is probably going to anger people as well, but I have to say Molson Canadian. There are so many great Canadian beers, it's sad that the one that bears the name is just drab and not exciting. So that's the one I hate drinking the most. As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.

07-10-2003, 01:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-10-2003, 03:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle??? __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-10-2003, 06:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Jesus Jesus! I just had a Sol tonight, since it was $2.50 Thursdays. It was terrible. And I'm far from a beer snob. I agree with you 100% __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

07-10-2003, 07:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Ha ha I was waiting for someone else to agree with me. Sorry, mrquackers, I really am. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-11-2003, 02:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
dtheriault Psycho Location: maybe utah	i'll have to fess up first and say that i don't really like beer to begin with. however i'll drink the occasional pacifico, or sierra, or moosehead or even a coors or miller. for some reason i just can never finish a bud. not a can, glass, or bottle. never have and never will. it's wierd, but is tastes like lots of water with just a little piss and backwash. yum __________________ "Remember, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." -Homer Unless you are the freakin Highlander, what is the point in learning how to fight with a sword?

07-11-2003, 04:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	We don't brew any shitty beer in Canada The only shity beer that comes to mind is imported from the states....this is what I was told.. __________________ nice line eh?

07-11-2003, 06:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
dc4prez Upright Location: Darwin Australia	no such thing as bad beer to an Australian (last thing to leave a party is usually Budweiser) had already drank from the toilet

07-11-2003, 08:13 PM	#25 (permalink)
Hitchcock Assman Location: Apt. 5B	I don't know if it's still being brewed, but the worst beer I ever had was some swill called Hamm's. __________________ "He is a loathsome, offensive brute; yet I can't look away."

07-13-2003, 11:50 AM	#26 (permalink)
bartgroks Crazy Location: Dallas, Tx.	Black Label- "Fine canadian style lager....Made in Ft. Worth." Nuff Said. __________________ I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Google

07-14-2003, 01:29 PM	#28 (permalink)
BenChuy Insane Location: About 70 pixals above this...	Pabpts (the sound you make when you spit it out) Blue ribbon. good god! i hate american beer!!!!

07-14-2003, 03:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
Dibbler Psycho Location: Initech, Iowa	I agree that Heineken is pretty bad. I was talking to a Mexican from Mexico City (just so I don't appear racial) and he said that Corona was considered a pretty bad beer down south of the border. It was considered the cheap stuff. Falstaff is the worst beer by far. Milwaukee's Best most have came by and asked for the recipe before they got started.

07-14-2003, 04:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	I haven't had a beer in 13 years but I was a blue ribbon drunk. the worst is schaefer Idont know if they even make it any more ,but it was baaad!

07-15-2003, 10:02 AM	#31 (permalink)
Buzz Addict Location: Earth	When I was stationed in memphis there was a beer called red white and blue.... $4 a case you know its bad... __________________ The Only BEER is a Cold BEER. And a Single Malt will get ya every time.

07-16-2003, 01:49 AM	#32 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Oh yeah how could I forget about Corona, that shit sucks. Its probably tied with Sol for the shittiest beer in Mexico. __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

07-16-2003, 10:50 PM	#33 (permalink)
beejay Insane Location: Just West of Hell	National Bohemian or Iron City for American beers. Red Horse (Phillippines) or OB (Korean) for Asian beers All Mexican beer sucks __________________ Pimps and Ho's - it's this generation's cowboys and indians

07-17-2003, 07:08 AM	#34 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	*CLIK ON DA PIC, BUBBA!!!* Last edited by Hanxter; 06-16-2004 at 11:18 AM..

07-17-2003, 10:32 AM	#35 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Just about any beer made in a large scale factory... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-17-2003, 03:54 PM	#36 (permalink)
gxman Loser	miller high life

07-18-2003, 01:46 AM	#37 (permalink)
Handyman Loser	To all the people who hate American beer; you cant compare it to beer from most other countries, most "beers" from other countries are actually ales, and ales were invented by monks who drank it while fasting. That's why theyre so heavy, theyre loaded with everything but the kitchen sink, including about a billion carbs. American beer was made to quench your thirst, thats why bud goes right through you. Some of my favorites are Corona, Dos Equis, Molson ice, and if I have to drink American, Ill take Bud Light.

07-19-2003, 02:49 PM	#38 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Damn I have loads but I am on the vino right now so I cannot comment. Try some special brew!! BAD Fosters is pretty horrible. EDIT: And Carling. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

07-20-2003, 08:08 PM	#39 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	Oh man, I love Milwaukee's Best. I think the Beast® is a great value for the price. My vote for the worst beer: Arrogant Bastard Ale. I bought it to have the bottle on my bookshelf, but it was rough to drink.

07-23-2003, 02:33 AM	#40 (permalink)
Jonnymax Maxed out Location: Portland, OR, USA, Earth, Milky Way	Ugh... we were given a case of the beast a few months ago.... nobody will drink it. I dont blame them after trying a can.