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Jesus Malverde 07-07-2003 01:02 AM

Whats the shittiest beer around?
 
Just wondering what beer you hate drinking. I really hate Sol, it smells like piss and tastes horrible. Unfortunately, its very cheap and used a lot at the parties i go to.

gov135 07-07-2003 08:41 AM

I did alot of research on this topic. It was called college.

The absolute worst in my book is Busch Light. I can't help but get a headache from that crap. Of course, Natural Ice, Lone Star, and Milwaukee's Best have their place in the running.

Schlitz used to be among the worst, but now you can buy it in the 6-packs that come with their own "cooler", a heavy duty plastic bag that can hold ice. That's impressive.

Sparhawk 07-07-2003 10:26 AM

Milwaukee's Best always brought up conversations as to what their Worst might be.

BEAST!

paj 07-07-2003 11:20 AM

this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

Ratman 07-07-2003 04:45 PM

Wiedemann's. Brew 102. Old Milwaukee. etc.

yabobo 07-08-2003 03:48 AM

Bush light. If that's all there is I'm sober.

Hanxter 07-08-2003 10:30 AM

Heineken is skunk piss!!!!

mrmolta 07-08-2003 10:44 AM

Some of the shittiest beers come in a 40oz bottle such as "Crazy Horse" which brings out a lot of fermented anger and "Lucky Laugher" which has a neat cryptogram built into the cap but other then that, you are lucky to catch a buzz from this little bottle.

By the way, I do enjoy all of these beers in the right time and place! I even have a Budweiser every blue moon. I hate the shit but I need of good frame of reference of what a bad beer is all about. Really helps the great beer even seem better!

krayom977 07-08-2003 05:50 PM

If you ever go to St. Lucia you'll have two choices for beer Heineken or the local brew, Piton Beer. Stick with the Heineken until you've had enough that even the Piton Beer tastes good

dogma13554u 07-08-2003 10:48 PM

haha
 
Got you all beat. Went to Moscow, bought a bottle of their "best beer" moscova . . . . just stay away, infact, run away if you get the chance.

scyther 07-09-2003 08:28 AM

Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

rat 07-09-2003 09:05 AM

natural light. natty light is the universal cowboy piss of beer.

Hanxter 07-09-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scyther
Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

In college I worked at the Oly brewery located in Tumwater outside of Olympia on the Deschutes river next to I-5 - back when you could drink on the job - yes - THAT is true!!! Olympia made a dark brew for Canadian export only that had a super caramel flavor. It actually is superior to most I've had at that time and I consider myself an authority on beer.
I preferred it in pilsner glasses and afer 3 you were wondering where you left your lady.
Aside from the obvious freebies - we also had great salmon & steelhead fishing on the river

Bobaphat 07-09-2003 12:13 PM

Black star. I cannot begin to describe how bad this is.

human 07-09-2003 01:48 PM

This one is probably going to anger people as well, but I have to say Molson Canadian. There are so many great Canadian beers, it's sad that the one that bears the name is just drab and not exciting. So that's the one I hate drinking the most.

As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.

YourNeverThere 07-10-2003 01:10 AM

man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad

gibingus 07-10-2003 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paj
this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

the old joke goes what does american beer have in common with having sex in a canoe... they're both fucking close to water.

anyone who doesn't get american beer needs to go to st. louis in august, sit in an un-air-conditioned room and drink guiness for an afternoon. then you'll understand what the immigrants of the nineteenth century were thinking when they came up with american beer.

an icy cold bud is just thing to go with a hot dog when you are baking in the sun in the right field bleachers.

G_Whiz 07-10-2003 03:22 PM

What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???

mrquackers 07-10-2003 06:31 PM

Jesus Jesus! I just had a Sol tonight, since it was $2.50 Thursdays. It was terrible. And I'm far from a beer snob. I agree with you 100%

Jesus Malverde 07-10-2003 07:56 PM

Ha ha I was waiting for someone else to agree with me. Sorry, mrquackers, I really am.

dtheriault 07-11-2003 02:16 AM

i'll have to fess up first and say that i don't really like beer to begin with. however i'll drink the occasional pacifico, or sierra, or moosehead or even a coors or miller.

for some reason i just can never finish a bud. not a can, glass, or bottle. never have and never will. it's wierd, but is tastes like lots of water with just a little piss and backwash.

yum

stinkynutz 07-11-2003 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???
hah Mickey's is the shit. they come in those jar-looking bottles. it's pretty ghetto...but hey, i'm down wit it.

splck 07-11-2003 04:55 PM

We don't brew any shitty beer in Canada:thumbsup:
The only shity beer that comes to mind is imported from the states:D....this is what I was told..

dc4prez 07-11-2003 06:48 PM

no such thing as bad beer to an Australian (last thing to leave a party is usually Budweiser) had already drank from the toilet

Hitchcock 07-11-2003 08:13 PM

I don't know if it's still being brewed, but the worst beer I ever had was some swill called Hamm's.

bartgroks 07-13-2003 11:50 AM

Black Label- "Fine canadian style lager....Made in Ft. Worth."

Nuff Said.

Minx 07-14-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by human
As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.
No no no no no! Flyman, help me out here! I'm not from Vancouver but they have THE BEST microbreweries ever out there. You got shafted on the Shaftsbury (ha ha) because sorry...they don't get their water from the sewage plant!
Sheesh!
One of the worst beers ever (besides the two votes for Sol...I'd rather drink my dog's water) is Schooner. Ugh.

BenChuy 07-14-2003 01:29 PM

Pabpts (the sound you make when you spit it out)
 
Blue ribbon. good god! i hate american beer!!!!

Dibbler 07-14-2003 03:58 PM

I agree that Heineken is pretty bad. I was talking to a Mexican from Mexico City (just so I don't appear racial) and he said that Corona was considered a pretty bad beer down south of the border. It was considered the cheap stuff.

Falstaff is the worst beer by far. Milwaukee's Best most have came by and asked for the recipe before they got started.

izzzzy 07-14-2003 04:13 PM

I haven't had a beer in 13 years but I was a blue ribbon drunk. the worst is schaefer Idont know if they even make it any more ,but it was baaad!

Buzz 07-15-2003 10:02 AM

When I was stationed in memphis there was a beer called red white and blue.... $4 a case you know its bad...

Jesus Malverde 07-16-2003 01:49 AM

Oh yeah how could I forget about Corona, that shit sucks. Its probably tied with Sol for the shittiest beer in Mexico.

beejay 07-16-2003 10:50 PM

National Bohemian or Iron City for American beers.

Red Horse (Phillippines) or OB (Korean) for Asian beers

All Mexican beer sucks

Hanxter 07-17-2003 07:08 AM

CLIK ON DA PIC, BUBBA!!!


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Charlatan 07-17-2003 10:32 AM

Just about any beer made in a large scale factory...

gxman 07-17-2003 03:54 PM

miller high life

Handyman 07-18-2003 01:46 AM

To all the people who hate American beer; you cant compare it to beer from most other countries, most "beers" from other countries are actually ales, and ales were invented by monks who drank it while fasting. That's why theyre so heavy, theyre loaded with everything but the kitchen sink, including about a billion carbs. American beer was made to quench your thirst, thats why bud goes right through you. Some of my favorites are Corona, Dos Equis, Molson ice, and if I have to drink American, Ill take Bud Light.

Mad_Gecko 07-19-2003 02:49 PM

Damn I have loads but I am on the vino right now so I cannot comment.

Try some special brew!! BAD

Fosters is pretty horrible. EDIT: And Carling.

GM2 07-20-2003 08:08 PM

Oh man, I love Milwaukee's Best. I think the Beast® is a great value for the price. My vote for the worst beer:

Arrogant Bastard Ale.

I bought it to have the bottle on my bookshelf, but it was rough to drink.

Jonnymax 07-23-2003 02:33 AM

Ugh... we were given a case of the beast a few months ago....


nobody will drink it. I dont blame them after trying a can.


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