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Jesus Malverde 07-07-2003 01:02 AM

Whats the shittiest beer around?
 
Just wondering what beer you hate drinking. I really hate Sol, it smells like piss and tastes horrible. Unfortunately, its very cheap and used a lot at the parties i go to.

gov135 07-07-2003 08:41 AM

I did alot of research on this topic. It was called college.

The absolute worst in my book is Busch Light. I can't help but get a headache from that crap. Of course, Natural Ice, Lone Star, and Milwaukee's Best have their place in the running.

Schlitz used to be among the worst, but now you can buy it in the 6-packs that come with their own "cooler", a heavy duty plastic bag that can hold ice. That's impressive.

Sparhawk 07-07-2003 10:26 AM

Milwaukee's Best always brought up conversations as to what their Worst might be.

BEAST!

paj 07-07-2003 11:20 AM

this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

Ratman 07-07-2003 04:45 PM

Wiedemann's. Brew 102. Old Milwaukee. etc.

yabobo 07-08-2003 03:48 AM

Bush light. If that's all there is I'm sober.

Hanxter 07-08-2003 10:30 AM

Heineken is skunk piss!!!!

mrmolta 07-08-2003 10:44 AM

Some of the shittiest beers come in a 40oz bottle such as "Crazy Horse" which brings out a lot of fermented anger and "Lucky Laugher" which has a neat cryptogram built into the cap but other then that, you are lucky to catch a buzz from this little bottle.

By the way, I do enjoy all of these beers in the right time and place! I even have a Budweiser every blue moon. I hate the shit but I need of good frame of reference of what a bad beer is all about. Really helps the great beer even seem better!

krayom977 07-08-2003 05:50 PM

If you ever go to St. Lucia you'll have two choices for beer Heineken or the local brew, Piton Beer. Stick with the Heineken until you've had enough that even the Piton Beer tastes good

dogma13554u 07-08-2003 10:48 PM

haha
 
Got you all beat. Went to Moscow, bought a bottle of their "best beer" moscova . . . . just stay away, infact, run away if you get the chance.

scyther 07-09-2003 08:28 AM

Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

rat 07-09-2003 09:05 AM

natural light. natty light is the universal cowboy piss of beer.

Hanxter 07-09-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scyther
Olympia.

Still available for $4.88 a 12 pack in the town I went to college in.

Worth ~$2.00

In college I worked at the Oly brewery located in Tumwater outside of Olympia on the Deschutes river next to I-5 - back when you could drink on the job - yes - THAT is true!!! Olympia made a dark brew for Canadian export only that had a super caramel flavor. It actually is superior to most I've had at that time and I consider myself an authority on beer.
I preferred it in pilsner glasses and afer 3 you were wondering where you left your lady.
Aside from the obvious freebies - we also had great salmon & steelhead fishing on the river

Bobaphat 07-09-2003 12:13 PM

Black star. I cannot begin to describe how bad this is.

human 07-09-2003 01:48 PM

This one is probably going to anger people as well, but I have to say Molson Canadian. There are so many great Canadian beers, it's sad that the one that bears the name is just drab and not exciting. So that's the one I hate drinking the most.

As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.

YourNeverThere 07-10-2003 01:10 AM

man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad

gibingus 07-10-2003 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paj
this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

the old joke goes what does american beer have in common with having sex in a canoe... they're both fucking close to water.

anyone who doesn't get american beer needs to go to st. louis in august, sit in an un-air-conditioned room and drink guiness for an afternoon. then you'll understand what the immigrants of the nineteenth century were thinking when they came up with american beer.

an icy cold bud is just thing to go with a hot dog when you are baking in the sun in the right field bleachers.

G_Whiz 07-10-2003 03:22 PM

What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???

mrquackers 07-10-2003 06:31 PM

Jesus Jesus! I just had a Sol tonight, since it was $2.50 Thursdays. It was terrible. And I'm far from a beer snob. I agree with you 100%

Jesus Malverde 07-10-2003 07:56 PM

Ha ha I was waiting for someone else to agree with me. Sorry, mrquackers, I really am.

dtheriault 07-11-2003 02:16 AM

i'll have to fess up first and say that i don't really like beer to begin with. however i'll drink the occasional pacifico, or sierra, or moosehead or even a coors or miller.

for some reason i just can never finish a bud. not a can, glass, or bottle. never have and never will. it's wierd, but is tastes like lots of water with just a little piss and backwash.

yum

stinkynutz 07-11-2003 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
What!?!?!?!?!? No one even mentioned Mickey's in the Wide Mouth bottle???
hah Mickey's is the shit. they come in those jar-looking bottles. it's pretty ghetto...but hey, i'm down wit it.

splck 07-11-2003 04:55 PM

We don't brew any shitty beer in Canada:thumbsup:
The only shity beer that comes to mind is imported from the states:D....this is what I was told..

dc4prez 07-11-2003 06:48 PM

no such thing as bad beer to an Australian (last thing to leave a party is usually Budweiser) had already drank from the toilet

Hitchcock 07-11-2003 08:13 PM

I don't know if it's still being brewed, but the worst beer I ever had was some swill called Hamm's.

bartgroks 07-13-2003 11:50 AM

Black Label- "Fine canadian style lager....Made in Ft. Worth."

Nuff Said.

Minx 07-14-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by human
As far as the most absolute piss poor swill? Gotta say Shaftsbury Creme Ale. I used to work right next to the brewery, in an industrial park on the fraser river in Vancouver, downstream from a sewage treatment plant... And it tasted like hell too.
No no no no no! Flyman, help me out here! I'm not from Vancouver but they have THE BEST microbreweries ever out there. You got shafted on the Shaftsbury (ha ha) because sorry...they don't get their water from the sewage plant!
Sheesh!
One of the worst beers ever (besides the two votes for Sol...I'd rather drink my dog's water) is Schooner. Ugh.

BenChuy 07-14-2003 01:29 PM

Pabpts (the sound you make when you spit it out)
 
Blue ribbon. good god! i hate american beer!!!!

Dibbler 07-14-2003 03:58 PM

I agree that Heineken is pretty bad. I was talking to a Mexican from Mexico City (just so I don't appear racial) and he said that Corona was considered a pretty bad beer down south of the border. It was considered the cheap stuff.

Falstaff is the worst beer by far. Milwaukee's Best most have came by and asked for the recipe before they got started.

izzzzy 07-14-2003 04:13 PM

I haven't had a beer in 13 years but I was a blue ribbon drunk. the worst is schaefer Idont know if they even make it any more ,but it was baaad!

Buzz 07-15-2003 10:02 AM

When I was stationed in memphis there was a beer called red white and blue.... $4 a case you know its bad...

Jesus Malverde 07-16-2003 01:49 AM

Oh yeah how could I forget about Corona, that shit sucks. Its probably tied with Sol for the shittiest beer in Mexico.

beejay 07-16-2003 10:50 PM

National Bohemian or Iron City for American beers.

Red Horse (Phillippines) or OB (Korean) for Asian beers

All Mexican beer sucks

Hanxter 07-17-2003 07:08 AM

CLIK ON DA PIC, BUBBA!!!


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Charlatan 07-17-2003 10:32 AM

Just about any beer made in a large scale factory...

gxman 07-17-2003 03:54 PM

miller high life

Handyman 07-18-2003 01:46 AM

To all the people who hate American beer; you cant compare it to beer from most other countries, most "beers" from other countries are actually ales, and ales were invented by monks who drank it while fasting. That's why theyre so heavy, theyre loaded with everything but the kitchen sink, including about a billion carbs. American beer was made to quench your thirst, thats why bud goes right through you. Some of my favorites are Corona, Dos Equis, Molson ice, and if I have to drink American, Ill take Bud Light.

Mad_Gecko 07-19-2003 02:49 PM

Damn I have loads but I am on the vino right now so I cannot comment.

Try some special brew!! BAD

Fosters is pretty horrible. EDIT: And Carling.

GM2 07-20-2003 08:08 PM

Oh man, I love Milwaukee's Best. I think the Beast® is a great value for the price. My vote for the worst beer:

Arrogant Bastard Ale.

I bought it to have the bottle on my bookshelf, but it was rough to drink.

Jonnymax 07-23-2003 02:33 AM

Ugh... we were given a case of the beast a few months ago....


nobody will drink it. I dont blame them after trying a can.

absorbentishe 07-23-2003 05:24 AM

Corona, Heiniken, PBR, Red White and Blue, The Beast, Weidemans, oh yeah, don't forget about all of the Malt liquor products, ewwww.

obediah 07-23-2003 11:09 AM

I'd have to give my vote to Hams, a wretched little beer brewed in Evansville, IN if I'm not mistaken. It's drawn from the wabash river, and tastes like heavily salted ham. I don't know if this is intential or not, but it's disgusting

terpie 07-23-2003 11:15 AM

The Beast

terpie 07-23-2003 11:16 AM

Or Old Mill

Scrub0 07-24-2003 12:26 AM

This shit called Lucky. I don't much like beer to start with, but that shit was just revolting. Almost made my puke.

pixelbend 07-24-2003 04:57 AM

Turbo Dog, that's nasty. Emeril likes it tho.

gar1976 07-24-2003 07:00 PM

Over here in Oregon, I think you can still get Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR).


Mmmmm.....urine.....

Buk 07-24-2003 10:33 PM

ANY light beer!

I don't know why but for some reason light beer just tastes like waters down piss to me.

Another really bad beverage is the Hard Teas, those are disgusting!

yankeefatboy 07-25-2003 06:58 PM

Ziggy Sockie (man show) is the worst beer ever. Nice label though.

Slims 07-25-2003 09:22 PM

SouthPaw

Rodney 07-26-2003 12:04 AM

PBR, Hamms, Lucky, Old Mill... They still make those brands? They're nightmares out of my youth. I haven't seen any of them in years.

There used to be this stuff called Fischer Beer that was so weak you had to drink a six pack to get a buzz, and it tasted like it was strained through dirty socks. Please tell me _that's_ not still around.

Katyblu 07-29-2003 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YourNeverThere
man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad
That beer is some of the worst stuff that I have ever tasted in my entire life! I also hate Beast, Natty Light, and Miller High Life.

irseg 07-29-2003 11:33 PM

I like good beer, but I'll drink what I can get. With one exception: Budweiser. Holy crap is that stuff ever horrible. And I can stomach Nat Ice, to put it in perspective.

truenative 07-30-2003 08:42 AM

33 reasons to hate rolling rock
 
Honestly I can't stand Rolling Rock. I guess they think by putting in a green bottle thaey will fool you into thinking that it is not simply rebottled swill from the tap drains of a motercycle bar. Now I have just become reacqunted with PBR the best 4.50 12 pack I have had in a long time.

MSD 07-30-2003 09:04 AM

Green Rooster (stout, I think)

It's from Denmark, and if you can't import it, you can recreate it in your own home through the following process.

1: mix water and yeast, allow mixture to ferment
2: use mixture from step 1 to water down dishwashing liquid

20330 07-30-2003 09:23 AM

I can't remember the name of it (I think it was Purple Haze), but it was a microbrew and was a raspberry-flavored beer. There's a reason those two flavors should not be combined.

TonySpilotro 07-30-2003 01:07 PM

Black Label is up there. Surprised to see so many people ripping on Sol, I never mind it ice cold during the summer. Loved the Falstaff mention, always drove by the old brewery on the shores of Lake Michigan when crossing the Skyway bridge from Chicago to Indiana. What is the name of the stuff from Wisconsin, it is named after the actual town it is brewed in? That may have my vote for worst beer made...

guy2003 07-30-2003 01:41 PM

Milwaukee's Best

bobw 07-30-2003 08:28 PM

anyone ever have Red White and Blue ? I dont know if they even make it anymore.

also, a guy in college used to live on Huber Bock. It was only $3.99 a case, and you got a dollar back for the returnable bottles. (that was in the early 1990s)

sadatx 07-30-2003 10:54 PM

Pissing Boulder.....oh, I mean, Rolling Rock. That's probably the worst mass produced beer.

Irish2 07-31-2003 07:45 AM

The worst beer in Ireland has to be Budweiser.
It's brewed over here by Guinness and I think they make it tast like weak dish water so people will drink the Guinness instead!

A great sales ploy!

more fire 08-01-2003 11:22 AM

amstel is the worse, i truly hate it. it tastes like sour out of date heineken

smaashed 08-01-2003 11:42 AM

I must admit I'm drawing a blank while trying to determine the worst beer I've ever had. Being a college student, I don't ask much out of a beer except that it's cold and fairly fresh. But, if I had to choose the worst beer I'd say Miller Lite. It tastes like tree bark mixed in with a little bit of tap water. Yummy.

cetacean 08-02-2003 04:32 PM

any smoked beers - imagine smoked meat in liquid form

fartre 08-04-2003 05:56 PM

Extra Old Stock (in Canada...doesn't the name sound appealing??)

and of course un-lucky lager!

bundy 08-04-2003 09:53 PM

ok, heres a few nasty ones... (and yes, there are a few very nasty beers in Australia)

5/ XXXX - sorry Queenslanders, but it is fucking bad.
4/ Dinner Ale - otherwise known as Dirty Annie... nasty... and it only comes in longnecks.
3/ Fosters - its so bad we export it to the rest of the world rather than keep it to ourselves.
2/ Tooheys Red - should be called Tooheys Nasty

and

1/ KB - similar to Dirty Annie, but worse... also only comes in longnecks.

davik 08-04-2003 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paj
this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

Gotta agree with you on that one; for standard beers it's hard to get worse than nati light, old style, or bud light. Though by far the worst beer I've ever encountered is reibenbach, the osco brand beer. Bunch of guys I knew got some for a party and I had a grand total of a sip before I went for my vodka.

Jonsgirl 08-05-2003 09:35 PM

I'll agree with the PBR and add Coor's Lite and Sam Adams. Gawd Demmit, but that shit is nasty!

jmad 08-05-2003 10:03 PM

#3) Natty(natural) lite
#2) Natty(natural) ice
#1 worst beer ever) BLATZ. There is a damn good reason for this one. Me and four guys started power hour with this shit. Lost one at 40 minutes. One guy went to burp, threw up foam everywhere, and was back at it a minute later at 55. Man three threw down number sixty, and it came up just as fast. I was four, and twenty minutes after minute sixty, vomited so fiercely that the beer went out the mouth, and the foam, thru the nose.

pangavan 08-05-2003 11:20 PM

Pearl or schaffer's. We would buy the generic BEER beer before we got that stuff, but two days before payday quanity sometimes won over quality

Scratch 08-06-2003 04:44 AM

ahhh Schaffer... even worse was Shaffer Light. Dated a girl many years ago who actully liked it - what a cheap date - $1.99 for a six pack and she was good to go the rest of the night...

Also worthy of mention:

Lone Star
Iron City
Chihuahua (it may actually be dog piss)

and finally - Pyramid IPA - I am a big fan of IPAs - but this is like drinking a flower

themilk 08-06-2003 05:35 AM

SOL is completely gross, but the absolute worst beer has to be Blue moon or killians irish red. Blue moon has an all right taste but i drank two bottles one day and sat on the toilet all night. :P and killians just tastes like coors -bleh-

bluearmy 08-06-2003 02:48 PM

The absolute worst was an alcohol free one call Kalibur it was bloody disgusting, even thinking about it makes me want to throw.

baboora 08-06-2003 10:47 PM

Tiger beer from Singapore...yuck yuck yuck

drawerfixer 08-07-2003 02:50 AM

All taste bad, but Natural Light is about as awful as they get in this part of town.

clutchster 08-07-2003 08:55 AM

I can't remember the name, but it was a Brazilian beer that was called a "black" beer. It was so dark you couldn't see a flame through the other side......nasty!

kilpatd 08-10-2003 08:11 PM

splck - have to disagree with you mate - have you tried Lucky beer - Labatt product I think...yuck - rather lick my cat's ar$e than try that again

Spektr 08-10-2003 08:19 PM

Scoh's or Busch Light

IckUber 08-11-2003 04:13 PM

Most beer tastes like ass to me. thats just me.

txgirl 08-11-2003 04:31 PM

I think it's Strohs...I don't even know if they make it anymore...can't believe I drank it! god..the things we do when we want a beer on a tight budget!

jimk 08-12-2003 01:15 PM

i think moosehead was my least favorite. skunkiest beer ever.

koli70 08-12-2003 03:14 PM

Every beer I've tasted I dont like

Adog 08-13-2003 02:03 PM

Two words......


Bush Light

Yuk

snicka 08-18-2003 02:47 PM

Steel Reserve (I know it is malt liquor but close enough) is the worst tasting 40-ounce-for-a-buck-fifty beer I have ever had.

RelaX 08-21-2003 02:00 AM

Grolsch in a can... I just can't get myself to drink more than a single can... my friends dig it though...

CrazyIntent 08-21-2003 07:19 AM

My vote goes to Ice House. That had the be the nastiest thing i've ever tasted.

TonySpilotro 08-21-2003 01:24 PM

Rhinelander is the stuff from Wisconsin I couldn't remember the name of before. Horrific...

lemming 08-21-2003 04:34 PM

worst id say natty light, and the beast
as far as the skunkiest i think fosters...that stuff is like bottled ass

lemming 08-21-2003 04:36 PM

oh almost forgot! cobra or king cobra i think..stuffs like 50cents a 40

blkdmnd 08-22-2003 09:18 AM

Zipfer.

Few years ago, I was on a charter bus going from Munich to a ski resort in Italy called Selva Wolkenstein. I thought it was pretty cool that the bus driver had a cooler with some drinks and some beers. Vacation and all, i thought what the hell, I'll have one of those beers called Zipfer. I should have realized that a cooler for beer was kind of strange in Germany anyway, but I didn't. Worst shit I've ever had in my life. The Beast, Blatz, Black Label, Schlitz would all be considered gourmet beers next to this.

RemyLebeau97 08-22-2003 09:30 AM

Old Style....you can get like a 30 pack for 12 dollars, it's the worse beer I've ever tasted.

Ryan 08-22-2003 10:19 AM

I also really dislike Sol, and you can get this beer in windsor called Captain Jacks that stuff is just pure shit.. Stay far far away.

Cedar 08-22-2003 11:30 AM

I'm not a beer drinker myself, but Mr. Cedar tells me that Iron City beer, which I'd never heard of until I lived in Pittsburgh for a year, is the nastiest shite ever. I simply refuse to drink it because if they can't get the city's nickname right, how can they make beer? (Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Pittsburgh the STEEL City?)

tisonlyi 08-25-2003 04:41 PM

Carlsberg is the worst brew by a country mile. I admit this painfully, being an lfc supporter.

Someone mentioned Heineken, which is generally terrible, but there are the odd places on the planet that serve an absolutely whopping pint of it - then it's rather pleasant.

My Rogues Gallery also includes:

Skol
Kronenberg - french muck. they should stick to wine.
Carling
Koff - fizzy finnish moose urine.

lots of others.

tisonlyi 08-25-2003 04:42 PM

Someone mentioned Cobra beer.

It's woeful, unless you're having a curry, then its lovely.

That's if we're talking about the same indian brewed stuff.

Strange but true.

Cicero 08-25-2003 07:32 PM

Maybe some world travelers might have noticed this, but ever have a Heineken in Europe, then go to the US and have a Heineken? I had a Heineken in Italy on Monday, then had a Heineken in Ohio on Friday, I thought the beer had gone bad, I refused to drink any more of it. Turns out it was just like all the other beers at the bar. American Heineken is garbage in comparison to what is brewed in Europe.

Grouper 08-26-2003 07:16 AM

I would have to vote for Rolling Rock. That stuff tastes foul.

Plan9Senior 08-26-2003 10:29 PM

I cannot drink Rolling Rock nor Heineken (I swear they are the same beer) without wanting to puke.

sakvee 08-26-2003 11:04 PM

Heiniken(sp), West End Draught and Fosters all taste like cats piss IMO.

tinytim 08-27-2003 06:02 PM

Fat Tire. I hate this swill!


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