Whats the shittiest beer around? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

absorbentishe · 07-23-2003, 05:24 AM

Corona, Heiniken, PBR, Red White and Blue, The Beast, Weidemans, oh yeah, don't forget about all of the Malt liquor products, ewwww.

obediah · 07-23-2003, 11:09 AM

I'd have to give my vote to Hams, a wretched little beer brewed in Evansville, IN if I'm not mistaken. It's drawn from the wabash river, and tastes like heavily salted ham. I don't know if this is intential or not, but it's disgusting

terpie · 07-23-2003, 11:15 AM

The Beast

terpie · 07-23-2003, 11:16 AM

Or Old Mill

Scrub0 · 07-24-2003, 12:26 AM

This shit called Lucky. I don't much like beer to start with, but that shit was just revolting. Almost made my puke.

pixelbend · 07-24-2003, 04:57 AM

Turbo Dog, that's nasty. Emeril likes it tho.

gar1976 · 07-24-2003, 07:00 PM

Over here in Oregon, I think you can still get Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR).

Mmmmm.....urine.....

Buk · 07-24-2003, 10:33 PM

ANY light beer!

I don't know why but for some reason light beer just tastes like waters down piss to me.

Another really bad beverage is the Hard Teas, those are disgusting!

yankeefatboy · 07-25-2003, 06:58 PM

Ziggy Sockie (man show) is the worst beer ever. Nice label though.

Slims · 07-25-2003, 09:22 PM

SouthPaw

Rodney · 07-26-2003, 12:04 AM

PBR, Hamms, Lucky, Old Mill... They still make those brands? They're nightmares out of my youth. I haven't seen any of them in years.

There used to be this stuff called Fischer Beer that was so weak you had to drink a six pack to get a buzz, and it tasted like it was strained through dirty socks. Please tell me _that's_ not still around.

Katyblu · 07-29-2003, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YourNeverThere
man if anyone lives near Montreal, Fein Du Monde, not quite sure of the spelling, but its brewed in Montreal and it is bad bad bad....PAIN! is the word that comes to mind, The buzz sort of what you might get after drinking a case of vodka and motor oil. So much gross pack into one 'beer' that i cant even describe, gross people....gross. This is coming from a guy who has drank enough malt liquer to start to enjoy the taste. If i like Colt 45 and Black Label big ten percent, and i still hate this beer more than i hate bleeding to death! the face it, its bad, bad like satan, bad bad bad bad

That beer is some of the worst stuff that I have ever tasted in my entire life! I also hate Beast, Natty Light, and Miller High Life.

irseg · 07-29-2003, 11:33 PM

I like good beer, but I'll drink what I can get. With one exception: Budweiser. Holy crap is that stuff ever horrible. And I can stomach Nat Ice, to put it in perspective.

truenative · 07-30-2003, 08:42 AM

Honestly I can't stand Rolling Rock. I guess they think by putting in a green bottle thaey will fool you into thinking that it is not simply rebottled swill from the tap drains of a motercycle bar. Now I have just become reacqunted with PBR the best 4.50 12 pack I have had in a long time.

MSD · 07-30-2003, 09:04 AM

Green Rooster (stout, I think)

It's from Denmark, and if you can't import it, you can recreate it in your own home through the following process.

1: mix water and yeast, allow mixture to ferment
2: use mixture from step 1 to water down dishwashing liquid

20330 · 07-30-2003, 09:23 AM

I can't remember the name of it (I think it was Purple Haze), but it was a microbrew and was a raspberry-flavored beer. There's a reason those two flavors should not be combined.

TonySpilotro · 07-30-2003, 01:07 PM

Black Label is up there. Surprised to see so many people ripping on Sol, I never mind it ice cold during the summer. Loved the Falstaff mention, always drove by the old brewery on the shores of Lake Michigan when crossing the Skyway bridge from Chicago to Indiana. What is the name of the stuff from Wisconsin, it is named after the actual town it is brewed in? That may have my vote for worst beer made...

guy2003 · 07-30-2003, 01:41 PM

Milwaukee's Best

bobw · 07-30-2003, 08:28 PM

anyone ever have Red White and Blue ? I dont know if they even make it anymore.

also, a guy in college used to live on Huber Bock. It was only $3.99 a case, and you got a dollar back for the returnable bottles. (that was in the early 1990s)

sadatx · 07-30-2003, 10:54 PM

Pissing Boulder.....oh, I mean, Rolling Rock. That's probably the worst mass produced beer.

Irish2 · 07-31-2003, 07:45 AM

The worst beer in Ireland has to be Budweiser.
It's brewed over here by Guinness and I think they make it tast like weak dish water so people will drink the Guinness instead!

A great sales ploy!

more fire · 08-01-2003, 11:22 AM

amstel is the worse, i truly hate it. it tastes like sour out of date heineken

smaashed · 08-01-2003, 11:42 AM

I must admit I'm drawing a blank while trying to determine the worst beer I've ever had. Being a college student, I don't ask much out of a beer except that it's cold and fairly fresh. But, if I had to choose the worst beer I'd say Miller Lite. It tastes like tree bark mixed in with a little bit of tap water. Yummy.

cetacean · 08-02-2003, 04:32 PM

any smoked beers - imagine smoked meat in liquid form

fartre · 08-04-2003, 05:56 PM

Extra Old Stock (in Canada...doesn't the name sound appealing??)

and of course un-lucky lager!

bundy · 08-04-2003, 09:53 PM

ok, heres a few nasty ones... (and yes, there are a few very nasty beers in Australia)

5/ XXXX - sorry Queenslanders, but it is fucking bad.
4/ Dinner Ale - otherwise known as Dirty Annie... nasty... and it only comes in longnecks.
3/ Fosters - its so bad we export it to the rest of the world rather than keep it to ourselves.
2/ Tooheys Red - should be called Tooheys Nasty

and

1/ KB - similar to Dirty Annie, but worse... also only comes in longnecks.

davik · 08-04-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paj
this must be said,might anger a few, but nonetheless

any american beer

water is free from the tap people, why pay good money?

Gotta agree with you on that one; for standard beers it's hard to get worse than nati light, old style, or bud light. Though by far the worst beer I've ever encountered is reibenbach, the osco brand beer. Bunch of guys I knew got some for a party and I had a grand total of a sip before I went for my vodka.

Jonsgirl · 08-05-2003, 09:35 PM

I'll agree with the PBR and add Coor's Lite and Sam Adams. Gawd Demmit, but that shit is nasty!

jmad · 08-05-2003, 10:03 PM

#3) Natty(natural) lite
#2) Natty(natural) ice
#1 worst beer ever) BLATZ. There is a damn good reason for this one. Me and four guys started power hour with this shit. Lost one at 40 minutes. One guy went to burp, threw up foam everywhere, and was back at it a minute later at 55. Man three threw down number sixty, and it came up just as fast. I was four, and twenty minutes after minute sixty, vomited so fiercely that the beer went out the mouth, and the foam, thru the nose.

pangavan · 08-05-2003, 11:20 PM

Pearl or schaffer's. We would buy the generic BEER beer before we got that stuff, but two days before payday quanity sometimes won over quality

Scratch · 08-06-2003, 04:44 AM

ahhh Schaffer... even worse was Shaffer Light. Dated a girl many years ago who actully liked it - what a cheap date - $1.99 for a six pack and she was good to go the rest of the night...

Also worthy of mention:

Lone Star
Iron City
Chihuahua (it may actually be dog piss)

and finally - Pyramid IPA - I am a big fan of IPAs - but this is like drinking a flower

themilk · 08-06-2003, 05:35 AM

SOL is completely gross, but the absolute worst beer has to be Blue moon or killians irish red. Blue moon has an all right taste but i drank two bottles one day and sat on the toilet all night. :P and killians just tastes like coors -bleh-

bluearmy · 08-06-2003, 02:48 PM

The absolute worst was an alcohol free one call Kalibur it was bloody disgusting, even thinking about it makes me want to throw.

baboora · 08-06-2003, 10:47 PM

Tiger beer from Singapore...yuck yuck yuck

drawerfixer · 08-07-2003, 02:50 AM

All taste bad, but Natural Light is about as awful as they get in this part of town.

clutchster · 08-07-2003, 08:55 AM

I can't remember the name, but it was a Brazilian beer that was called a "black" beer. It was so dark you couldn't see a flame through the other side......nasty!

kilpatd · 08-10-2003, 08:11 PM

splck - have to disagree with you mate - have you tried Lucky beer - Labatt product I think...yuck - rather lick my cat's ar$e than try that again

Spektr · 08-10-2003, 08:19 PM

Scoh's or Busch Light

IckUber · 08-11-2003, 04:13 PM

Most beer tastes like ass to me. thats just me.

txgirl · 08-11-2003, 04:31 PM

I think it's Strohs...I don't even know if they make it anymore...can't believe I drank it! god..the things we do when we want a beer on a tight budget!

07-24-2003, 04:57 AM	#46 (permalink)
pixelbend Too hot in the hot tub!	Turbo Dog, that's nasty. Emeril likes it tho. __________________ But I don't want ANY Spam!

07-25-2003, 09:22 PM	#50 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	SouthPaw __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-30-2003, 08:42 AM	#54 (permalink)
truenative Upright	33 reasons to hate rolling rock Honestly I can't stand Rolling Rock. I guess they think by putting in a green bottle thaey will fool you into thinking that it is not simply rebottled swill from the tap drains of a motercycle bar. Now I have just become reacqunted with PBR the best 4.50 12 pack I have had in a long time.

07-30-2003, 09:23 AM	#56 (permalink)
20330 Upright	I can't remember the name of it (I think it was Purple Haze), but it was a microbrew and was a raspberry-flavored beer. There's a reason those two flavors should not be combined. __________________ I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

07-30-2003, 01:07 PM	#57 (permalink)
TonySpilotro Insane Location: Little Italy	Black Label is up there. Surprised to see so many people ripping on Sol, I never mind it ice cold during the summer. Loved the Falstaff mention, always drove by the old brewery on the shores of Lake Michigan when crossing the Skyway bridge from Chicago to Indiana. What is the name of the stuff from Wisconsin, it is named after the actual town it is brewed in? That may have my vote for worst beer made... __________________ I'm impressed with people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work. -Michael Douglas

07-23-2003, 05:24 AM	#41 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Corona, Heiniken, PBR, Red White and Blue, The Beast, Weidemans, oh yeah, don't forget about all of the Malt liquor products, ewwww.

07-23-2003, 11:09 AM	#42 (permalink)
obediah Crazy	I'd have to give my vote to Hams, a wretched little beer brewed in Evansville, IN if I'm not mistaken. It's drawn from the wabash river, and tastes like heavily salted ham. I don't know if this is intential or not, but it's disgusting

07-23-2003, 11:15 AM	#43 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	The Beast

07-23-2003, 11:16 AM	#44 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	Or Old Mill

07-24-2003, 12:26 AM	#45 (permalink)
Scrub0 Insane	This shit called Lucky. I don't much like beer to start with, but that shit was just revolting. Almost made my puke.

07-24-2003, 07:00 PM	#47 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Over here in Oregon, I think you can still get Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR). Mmmmm.....urine.....

07-24-2003, 10:33 PM	#48 (permalink)
Buk Addict Location: Seattle, WA	ANY light beer! I don't know why but for some reason light beer just tastes like waters down piss to me. Another really bad beverage is the Hard Teas, those are disgusting!

07-25-2003, 06:58 PM	#49 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	Ziggy Sockie (man show) is the worst beer ever. Nice label though.

07-26-2003, 12:04 AM	#51 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	PBR, Hamms, Lucky, Old Mill... They still make those brands? They're nightmares out of my youth. I haven't seen any of them in years. There used to be this stuff called Fischer Beer that was so weak you had to drink a six pack to get a buzz, and it tasted like it was strained through dirty socks. Please tell me _that's_ not still around.

07-29-2003, 11:33 PM	#53 (permalink)
irseg Junkie Location: Florida	I like good beer, but I'll drink what I can get. With one exception: Budweiser. Holy crap is that stuff ever horrible. And I can stomach Nat Ice, to put it in perspective.

07-30-2003, 01:41 PM	#58 (permalink)
guy2003 Banned Location: Tullahoma, TN	Milwaukee's Best

07-30-2003, 09:04 AM	#55 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Green Rooster (stout, I think) It's from Denmark, and if you can't import it, you can recreate it in your own home through the following process. 1: mix water and yeast, allow mixture to ferment 2: use mixture from step 1 to water down dishwashing liquid

07-30-2003, 08:28 PM	#59 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	anyone ever have Red White and Blue ? I dont know if they even make it anymore. also, a guy in college used to live on Huber Bock. It was only $3.99 a case, and you got a dollar back for the returnable bottles. (that was in the early 1990s)

07-30-2003, 10:54 PM	#60 (permalink)
sadatx Psycho	Pissing Boulder.....oh, I mean, Rolling Rock. That's probably the worst mass produced beer.

07-31-2003, 07:45 AM	#61 (permalink)
Irish2 Upright Location: Dublin, Ireland	The worst beer in Ireland has to be Budweiser. It's brewed over here by Guinness and I think they make it tast like weak dish water so people will drink the Guinness instead! A great sales ploy!

08-01-2003, 11:22 AM	#62 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	amstel is the worse, i truly hate it. it tastes like sour out of date heineken

08-01-2003, 11:42 AM	#63 (permalink)
smaashed Upright Location: About 5 miles past BFE	I must admit I'm drawing a blank while trying to determine the worst beer I've ever had. Being a college student, I don't ask much out of a beer except that it's cold and fairly fresh. But, if I had to choose the worst beer I'd say Miller Lite. It tastes like tree bark mixed in with a little bit of tap water. Yummy. __________________ I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

08-02-2003, 04:32 PM	#64 (permalink)
cetacean Insane Location: New York, NY	any smoked beers - imagine smoked meat in liquid form

08-04-2003, 05:56 PM	#65 (permalink)
fartre Tilted	Extra Old Stock (in Canada...doesn't the name sound appealing??) and of course un-lucky lager!

08-04-2003, 09:53 PM	#66 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ok, heres a few nasty ones... (and yes, there are a few very nasty beers in Australia) 5/ XXXX - sorry Queenslanders, but it is fucking bad. 4/ Dinner Ale - otherwise known as Dirty Annie... nasty... and it only comes in longnecks. 3/ Fosters - its so bad we export it to the rest of the world rather than keep it to ourselves. 2/ Tooheys Red - should be called Tooheys Nasty and 1/ KB - similar to Dirty Annie, but worse... also only comes in longnecks. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-05-2003, 09:35 PM	#68 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	I'll agree with the PBR and add Coor's Lite and Sam Adams. Gawd Demmit, but that shit is nasty! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

08-05-2003, 10:03 PM	#69 (permalink)
jmad Tilted Location: Wisconsin, eh?	#3) Natty(natural) lite #2) Natty(natural) ice #1 worst beer ever) BLATZ. There is a damn good reason for this one. Me and four guys started power hour with this shit. Lost one at 40 minutes. One guy went to burp, threw up foam everywhere, and was back at it a minute later at 55. Man three threw down number sixty, and it came up just as fast. I was four, and twenty minutes after minute sixty, vomited so fiercely that the beer went out the mouth, and the foam, thru the nose.

08-05-2003, 11:20 PM	#70 (permalink)
pangavan Insane Location: cleveland, OH	Pearl or schaffer's. We would buy the generic BEER beer before we got that stuff, but two days before payday quanity sometimes won over quality __________________ He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.

08-06-2003, 04:44 AM	#71 (permalink)
Scratch Upright	ahhh Schaffer... even worse was Shaffer Light. Dated a girl many years ago who actully liked it - what a cheap date - $1.99 for a six pack and she was good to go the rest of the night... Also worthy of mention: Lone Star Iron City Chihuahua (it may actually be dog piss) and finally - Pyramid IPA - I am a big fan of IPAs - but this is like drinking a flower __________________ We thought that we had the answers It was the questions we had wrong - Bono

08-06-2003, 05:35 AM	#72 (permalink)
themilk Upright Location: Louisiana suburbs	SOL is completely gross, but the absolute worst beer has to be Blue moon or killians irish red. Blue moon has an all right taste but i drank two bottles one day and sat on the toilet all night. :P and killians just tastes like coors -bleh- __________________ - = = = = = The Milk

08-06-2003, 02:48 PM	#73 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	The absolute worst was an alcohol free one call Kalibur it was bloody disgusting, even thinking about it makes me want to throw.

08-06-2003, 10:47 PM	#74 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	Tiger beer from Singapore...yuck yuck yuck

08-07-2003, 02:50 AM	#75 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	All taste bad, but Natural Light is about as awful as they get in this part of town. __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

08-07-2003, 08:55 AM	#76 (permalink)
clutchster Upright	I can't remember the name, but it was a Brazilian beer that was called a "black" beer. It was so dark you couldn't see a flame through the other side......nasty!

08-10-2003, 08:11 PM	#77 (permalink)
kilpatd Upright Location: About as far North West in Ontario as any person wants to be	splck - have to disagree with you mate - have you tried Lucky beer - Labatt product I think...yuck - rather lick my cat's ar$e than try that again __________________ "The other super-heroes were getting tired of Flatulence man always blaming his mysterious side-kick Captain Invisible."

08-10-2003, 08:19 PM	#78 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	Scoh's or Busch Light