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Amnesia620 · 04-20-2005, 12:15 AM

Those of you who, like myself, enjoy the show "House M.D.", who is your favorite actor/actress? What episode and/or scene is your favorite and why? And most importantly: What is (are) your favorite quote(s) from House M.D.??

Mine:

Dr. House himself.

"Take two aspirin and don't call me...ever."

Dr. House walks in to the waiting room with about 8 people sitting in chairs.
"Hello, sick people and their loved ones. My name is Dr. Gregory House, you can call me Greg. I am one of three doctors currently working here, but I am the only one here against my will. Isn't that right?"
Turns to the woman next to him.
"This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy...However for most of you, my job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of motrin. If you are exceedingly boring, you might see me reach for one of these..."
He pulls a bottle of pills out of his coat pocket.
"This is Vikodin. It's mine, you can't have any. And no, I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too STONED to tell! Now who wants to see me?"
No one raises their hands.
"And who would like to wait for one of the other two doctors?"
Every person waiting raises their hand.
"Priceless!"
House walks out of the room.

ShaniFaye · 04-20-2005, 03:40 AM

Dr. Wilson: I think we need to take his girlfriend's theory into account.
Dr. Cameron: Oh, and what is that?
Dr. Wilson: She thinks she rode him to death

Derwood · 04-20-2005, 04:59 AM

I don't have the exact lines, but there is an episode when he wants to go home but there are people in the waiting room, so he goes around the room and diagnoses everyone's problem in about 2 minutes and leaves. I think it's the episode when he goes to the Monster Truck rally at the end.

I don't see this show as much as I like since it's on opposite The Amazing Race. I'll have to catch the reruns this summer.

04-20-2005, 12:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	Favorite quote, scene, actor/actress on House M.D.? Those of you who, like myself, enjoy the show "House M.D.", who is your favorite actor/actress? What episode and/or scene is your favorite and why? And most importantly: What is (are) your favorite quote(s) from House M.D.?? Mine: Dr. House himself. "Take two aspirin and don't call me...ever." Dr. House walks in to the waiting room with about 8 people sitting in chairs. "Hello, sick people and their loved ones. My name is Dr. Gregory House, you can call me Greg. I am one of three doctors currently working here, but I am the only one here against my will. Isn't that right?" Turns to the woman next to him. "This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy...However for most of you, my job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of motrin. If you are exceedingly boring, you might see me reach for one of these..." He pulls a bottle of pills out of his coat pocket. "This is Vikodin. It's mine, you can't have any. And no, I don't have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too STONED to tell! Now who wants to see me?" No one raises their hands. "And who would like to wait for one of the other two doctors?" Every person waiting raises their hand. "Priceless!" House walks out of the room. __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

04-20-2005, 03:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Dr. Wilson: I think we need to take his girlfriend's theory into account. Dr. Cameron: Oh, and what is that? Dr. Wilson: She thinks she rode him to death __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

04-20-2005, 04:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	I don't have the exact lines, but there is an episode when he wants to go home but there are people in the waiting room, so he goes around the room and diagnoses everyone's problem in about 2 minutes and leaves. I think it's the episode when he goes to the Monster Truck rally at the end. I don't see this show as much as I like since it's on opposite The Amazing Race. I'll have to catch the reruns this summer. __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel