![]() |
![]() |
#41 (permalink) |
has a plan
Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere
|
Just watch Dr. Strangelove and wait a couple of weeks. Can you honestly tell me that you didn't use one or two lines of that movie.
"Have you ever seen a Commy drink water?" "Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here, this is the war room!" "We need to get some of those doomsday machines!"
__________________
Last edited by Hain; 03-19-2005 at 11:05 PM.. Reason: WOO HOO First post of page 2!!! |
![]() |
![]() |
#42 (permalink) |
Psycho
|
from bladerunner: "wake up, time to die"
from Buckaroo Banzai: Buckaroo:"Here, you drive.... it handles like a truck." Black lectroid : "Good. What is truck?"
__________________
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. Stephen King |
![]() |
![]() |
#43 (permalink) | |
Adequate
Location: In my angry-dome.
|
Quote:
"Stop farking with my semicolons." |
|
![]() |
![]() |
#44 (permalink) |
Forget me not...
Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.
|
"I can wipe my own ass! I can wipe my own ass!" Cole and Dylan Sprouse as Julian "Frankenstein" McGrath in Big Daddy
"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!!" Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?!" - Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Quick man! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!" - Johhny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
__________________
For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620 |
![]() |
![]() |
#45 (permalink) |
The Funeral of Hearts
Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .
|
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow, 'Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.'
__________________
"So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending" |
![]() |
![]() |
#46 (permalink) |
Talk nerdy to me
Location: Flint, MI
|
I almost forgot the best Christmas movie of all time: Christmas Vacation
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
__________________
I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage |
![]() |
![]() |
#47 (permalink) | ||||
Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
|
Here's my favorite.
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
__________________
"While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx |
||||
![]() |
![]() |
#51 (permalink) |
Tilted
|
Half Baked:
Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch! Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT! Kenny: Here take it! [walks away with Squirrel Master] Kenny: I'm somebody's bitch! Cocaine Addict(played by Bob Saget): Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now. Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke? Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton! Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes and my favorite: Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry? Overwight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga! Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse. |
![]() |
![]() |
#52 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
|
I was pondering this afternoon, and realized that The Three Musketeers is a pretty quote rich movie:
Porthos: “Little pimple, meet me behind the Luxembourg at one o'clock, and bring a long wooden box.” ---- Porthos: “Now don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?” ---- Porthos: “You, boy, are arrogant, hot-tempered, and entirely too bold. I like that, reminds me of me!” ---- Porthos: “Champagne?” Athos: “We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos!” Porthos: “You're right. Something red.” (disappears back into the carriage and comes back up with a bottle of wine) Porthos: "For a chase, the Cardinal suggests this excellent '24 Cabernet" (to D'Artagnan), "You can't have any you're too young." (Porthos is the best thing Oliver Platt did up til his guest appearances as Whitehouse Counsel on the West Wing.) ---- Cardinal: “A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you.” Seline: “And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.” (said with a dagger at Richlieu's crotch)
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
![]() |
![]() |
#53 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
|
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS:
"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich." "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive." Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?" Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. "How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?" "Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it." "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." |
![]() |
![]() |
#54 (permalink) |
Tilted
|
From Mystic River:
Sean Devine: Jimmy, what did you do? Jimmy Markum: [rubs Sean Devine on the shoulder] Jimmy Markum: Thanks for finding my daughter's killer, Sean. If only you'd been a little faster. Sean Devine: You gonna send Celeste Boyle 500 a month too? |
![]() |
![]() |
#55 (permalink) |
has a plan
Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere
|
Blade Runner
Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the terhausen gate... All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain... Time to die.
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() |
#57 (permalink) | |
Addict ed to smack
Location: Seattle
|
i cant believe this thread has made it 3 pages without
"Hey Laurence, has anyone ever said to you, Sounds like a Case of the Mundays?" "No. Shit No! man, i believe youd get your ass kicked saying something like that." "heh" i was going to add this one but it looks like ive been beaten to it a couple times Quote:
PCU Dros "Gutter, your wearing the name of the band youre going to see? Dont be that Guy" |
|
![]() |
![]() |
#58 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Right Here
|
Little Bill Daggett: William Munny, you are a coward. You just shot an
unarmed man. William 'Bill' Munny: Well he should have armed himself. -Unforgiven
__________________
Rock'n & Shock'n Baby! Last edited by the_dave; 04-03-2005 at 10:13 PM.. |
![]() |
![]() |
#60 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
|
"Logic is only the beginning of wisdom."
- Nimoy - Spock - Star Trek VI
__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
![]() |
![]() |
#61 (permalink) |
Degenerate
Location: San Marvelous
|
Aladdin Sane's Top 11 Favorite Movie Lines:
11. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." --Blade Runner, 1982 10. "You're gonna need a bigger boat." --Jaws, 1975 9. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." --Cool Hand Luke, 1967. 8. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" --Network, 1976. 7. "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?" --She Done Him Wrong, 1933. 6. "You can't handle the truth!", --A Few Good Men, 1992 5. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?" --Taxi Driver, 1976. 4. "Plastics." --The Graduate, 1967 3. "We'll always have Paris." --Casablanca, 1942 2. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" --The Graduate, 1967. And Aladdin's Number one All Time Favorite Movie Line is: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." --Planet of the Apes, 1968.
__________________
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
![]() |
![]() |
#62 (permalink) | |||
Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
|
Chasing Amy -
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
|||
![]() |
![]() |
#63 (permalink) |
Upright
|
The Meaning of Life:
Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. [singing] Noel Coward: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back. Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord... Congregation: O Lord... Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big... Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big... Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge. Congregation: ...So absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and... Congregation: And barefaced flattery. Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super. Congregation: Fantastic. Humphrey: Amen. Congregation: Amen. Gaston: My mother told me, "Gaston, there are many people in the world, and in order to get along, you have to try and make everyone happy." That is why I became a waiter, so I can make people happy. Gaston: [pause] Well, fuck you! You don't need me or my stinking philosiphy! Fuck off! Don't come a following me! and I rather like..... Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid. - Caddyshack |
![]() |
![]() |
#65 (permalink) | |
Upright
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
"Don't ever mistrust those voices in your head" |
|
![]() |
![]() |
#68 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Boulder Baby!
|
*good*
Raoul Duke: History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time---and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened. *funny & vaguely believeable* [at a bizarre circus-themed casino] Raoul Duke: Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. -fear and loathing in las vegas
__________________
My third eye is my camera's lens. |
![]() |
![]() |
#69 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Vegas!!
|
AWESOME THREAD!
My Fav. of all time is from Kill Bill
"Dying in our sleep is a luxury us humans are rarely afforded. My gift, to you." My second fav. is from Phantom of The Opera "Ah me, not on my dress. Why?" My third, fourth, fifth. etc. are from Austin Powers. All 3 of the movies. I have so many! I'll do a couple. "No, Scott." Frow: "Dr. Evil, I'm late." Dr. Evil: "No, you're not, you're right on time." Frow: "No, I mean I'm laaaaaaaaaaaate." ![]() "You keep your money. You get your mojo. I'll take the bebe." "We don't knaw on our kitty." I could go on and on ![]()
__________________
Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint, Forever in debt to ((your)) priceless advice. - Nirvana |
![]() |
![]() |
#70 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Hamilton, NZ
|
David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it. Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea. Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. - This Is Spinal Tap
__________________
"Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at." Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis. All things change, and we change with them. - Neil Gaiman, Marvel 1602 |
![]() |
Tags |
favorite, movie, quotes |
|
|