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Tralls · 10-18-2004, 10:05 AM

Will Ferrell is hands-down my favorite comedian. For those interested, what is your favorite line from him, either movie or SNL.

Man there are so many!

I'll start off with a classic.

“Fill it up again! God that’s so good. It’s so good. Once it hits your lips, it’s just so good.” - after chugging a bong in Old School

stonegrody · 10-18-2004, 10:07 AM

"If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" -as Harry Carrey

Tralls · 10-18-2004, 10:44 AM

"I am the master of Greco Roman wrestling. My wife didn't understand the joy i felt from bringing down a husky man like Bryan and pinning him to the ground until he squirms and squeals like a little piglet." - The Ladies Man

Ace_O_Spades · 10-18-2004, 11:04 AM

"I drive..... I drive.... I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" - SNL

Willravel · 10-18-2004, 11:04 AM

Oh man, there are sooo many good quotes.

"Ron Burgandy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".
Veronica Corningstone : No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.
Ron Burgundy : I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone : Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy : ...No. No, that isn't it.
Veronica Corningstone : No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.
Ron Burgundy : Agree to disagree. "

Tralls · 10-18-2004, 11:15 AM

Ace-o-spades, you left out the best part

"Big Time Stuff!"

crossova · 10-18-2004, 12:16 PM

Damn there are so many. What a great time to get a mental block....
I loved when he was Alex Trebeck on the Jeopardy skits

From Austin Powers:
Please help me I've been badly burned and both of my legs are broken.

Tralls · 10-18-2004, 01:40 PM

"Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs."

Tralls · 10-18-2004, 01:40 PM

"Strategery"

eddo31 · 10-19-2004, 11:54 PM

how about will as neil diamond on vh1 storytellers. absolutely hilarious the whole way through

"...and then there was the time i killed a grifter to get an erection."

i actually didnt think he was that funny until a couple of years ago, but he has definitely grown on me since then. probably some combination of old school and the jeopardy skits on snl accomplished this.

Redjake · 10-20-2004, 05:38 AM

I'll butcher the quote but anyway: (anchorman)

"I don't know if you know this but I'm sort of a big deal"

had me laughing incredibly hard

Tralls · 10-20-2004, 11:16 AM

"That Hansel is so hot right now. So hot." - Zoolander

"But there's no HBO!" - Roxbury

yoyoyobro · 10-20-2004, 02:02 PM

"You're crazy man, I like you but you're crazy" - Old School

Bobaphat · 10-20-2004, 02:42 PM

"Your my boy Blue!" "...he looks glorious" "Snoop...Snoop-a-loop" old school is chocked full of classic farrell

I have to agree with eddo31, I didn't used to like him at all. Now I love everything he does. He must have just grown on me over the years...

dobster · 10-20-2004, 02:56 PM

Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!!

dobster · 10-22-2004, 04:19 PM

I think I won this.

canuckguy · 10-22-2004, 04:30 PM

cow bell skit on snl was my fav.

pottsynz · 10-23-2004, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brian1975

cow bell skit on snl was my fav.

Definitely one of my favs, Walken is also the man

Lockjaw · 10-23-2004, 07:00 PM

Janet Reno: Donna Shalaya, everyone. [ teens clap ] Boy, if I could bottle that, I'd make a million bucks - easy! Now, dancing with us all today has been the Senior Class from Ridgeway High. [ teens cheer loudly ] Shut up! Shut up! Do you kids like to dance? [ kids cheer ] Shut it! Shut it now! Now, let's get one thing straight. You're all my guests here in my home! If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! [ music starts up again, the teens start to mosh ] No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! [ to camera ] Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!

spectre · 10-23-2004, 09:31 PM

I loved Old School.

(while holding a blow up doll) So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Frank : Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?
Jerry : Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.
Frank : Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.

(while wearing a stocking on his head and throwing a woman's husband into a van):
Woman: What are you doing?
Frank : You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Stompy · 10-23-2004, 09:34 PM

Ron Burgundy: "I wanna be on you... "

*Veronica walks away*

Ron: "..IWANNABEONYOU"

sgn43 · 10-24-2004, 05:15 AM

Anything that man says is pure comedy gold. And the best part is that so much of it is just improvised on the spot. I'd add to the list of favorite quotes, but (and I hate to sound cliched) pretty much every line of his is a favorite quote. Also, it's not so much what he says as it is how he says it, or his body language or facial expression. He's literally a comedic genius, and easily of one the three funniest men (if not THE funniest man) in the world, in my opinion.

crossova · 10-25-2004, 09:48 AM

lmfao @ eat it reno-style

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockjaw

Janet Reno: If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! [ music starts up again, the teens start to mosh ] No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! [ to camera ] Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!

djflish · 10-26-2004, 05:21 AM

Anything from Anchorman, the funniest film ever!

HeLLVieW96 · 10-26-2004, 09:06 PM

it never ends with Will, hes awsome. "rock against bush vol2" there is a Will doing Bush skit, its great. "oh im sorry, i didnt see you there,:tapping on wood fence with a hoe: i was mending my fences, one of the many things i do here on the ranch"

Jeff · 10-26-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeLLVieW96

it never ends with Will, hes awsome. "rock against bush vol2" there is a Will doing Bush skit, its great. "oh im sorry, i didnt see you there,:tapping on wood fence with a hoe: i was mending my fences, one of the many things i do here on the ranch"

That's from http://whitehousewest.com/

10-18-2004, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	Will Ferrell Will Ferrell is hands-down my favorite comedian. For those interested, what is your favorite line from him, either movie or SNL. Man there are so many! I'll start off with a classic. “Fill it up again! God that’s so good. It’s so good. Once it hits your lips, it’s just so good.” - after chugging a bong in Old School Last edited by Tralls; 10-18-2004 at 10:34 AM..

10-18-2004, 10:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	"If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" -as Harry Carrey __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

10-18-2004, 11:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	"I drive..... I drive.... I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" - SNL __________________ Feh.

10-20-2004, 05:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	I'll butcher the quote but anyway: (anchorman) "I don't know if you know this but I'm sort of a big deal" had me laughing incredibly hard __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

10-20-2004, 11:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	"That Hansel is so hot right now. So hot." - Zoolander "But there's no HBO!" - Roxbury __________________ "I pledge my grievance to the flag" - Pearl Jam

10-18-2004, 10:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	"I am the master of Greco Roman wrestling. My wife didn't understand the joy i felt from bringing down a husky man like Bryan and pinning him to the ground until he squirms and squeals like a little piglet." - The Ladies Man

10-18-2004, 11:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Oh man, there are sooo many good quotes. "Ron Burgandy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina". Veronica Corningstone : No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that. Ron Burgundy : I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone : Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"? Ron Burgundy : ...No. No, that isn't it. Veronica Corningstone : No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Ron Burgundy : Agree to disagree. "

10-18-2004, 11:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	Ace-o-spades, you left out the best part "Big Time Stuff!"

10-18-2004, 12:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
crossova Psycho Location: new york	Damn there are so many. What a great time to get a mental block.... I loved when he was Alex Trebeck on the Jeopardy skits From Austin Powers: Please help me I've been badly burned and both of my legs are broken.

10-18-2004, 01:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	"Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs."

10-18-2004, 01:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tralls Crazy	"Strategery"

10-19-2004, 11:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
eddo31 Upright	how about will as neil diamond on vh1 storytellers. absolutely hilarious the whole way through "...and then there was the time i killed a grifter to get an erection." i actually didnt think he was that funny until a couple of years ago, but he has definitely grown on me since then. probably some combination of old school and the jeopardy skits on snl accomplished this.

10-20-2004, 02:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
yoyoyobro Tilted	"You're crazy man, I like you but you're crazy" - Old School

10-20-2004, 02:42 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	"Your my boy Blue!" "...he looks glorious" "Snoop...Snoop-a-loop" old school is chocked full of classic farrell I have to agree with eddo31, I didn't used to like him at all. Now I love everything he does. He must have just grown on me over the years... __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

10-20-2004, 02:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!! __________________ sig-na-ture 1. One's name as written by oneself. 2. The act of signing one's name. 3. A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity.

10-22-2004, 04:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	I think I won this. __________________ sig-na-ture 1. One's name as written by oneself. 2. The act of signing one's name. 3. A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity. Last edited by dobster; 10-22-2004 at 04:58 PM..

10-22-2004, 04:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	cow bell skit on snl was my fav.

10-23-2004, 07:00 PM	#19 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Janet Reno: Donna Shalaya, everyone. [ teens clap ] Boy, if I could bottle that, I'd make a million bucks - easy! Now, dancing with us all today has been the Senior Class from Ridgeway High. [ teens cheer loudly ] Shut up! Shut up! Do you kids like to dance? [ kids cheer ] Shut it! Shut it now! Now, let's get one thing straight. You're all my guests here in my home! If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! [ music starts up again, the teens start to mosh ] No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! [ to camera ] Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!

10-23-2004, 09:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	I loved Old School. (while holding a blow up doll) So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding? Frank : Jerry, are you a statistics major or something? Jerry : Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science. Frank : Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass. (while wearing a stocking on his head and throwing a woman's husband into a van): Woman: What are you doing? Frank : You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

10-23-2004, 09:34 PM	#21 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	Ron Burgundy: "I wanna be on you... " Veronica walks away Ron: "..IWANNABEONYOU" __________________ I love lamp.

10-24-2004, 05:15 AM	#22 (permalink)
sgn43 Insane Location: Los Angeles	Anything that man says is pure comedy gold. And the best part is that so much of it is just improvised on the spot. I'd add to the list of favorite quotes, but (and I hate to sound cliched) pretty much every line of his is a favorite quote. Also, it's not so much what he says as it is how he says it, or his body language or facial expression. He's literally a comedic genius, and easily of one the three funniest men (if not THE funniest man) in the world, in my opinion.

10-26-2004, 05:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
djflish The Mighty Boosh Location: I mostly come out at night, mostly...	Anything from Anchorman, the funniest film ever! __________________ Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity. I know which one I prefer.

10-26-2004, 09:06 PM	#25 (permalink)
HeLLVieW96 Tilted Location: TucsoN , ARizonA	it never ends with Will, hes awsome. "rock against bush vol2" there is a Will doing Bush skit, its great. "oh im sorry, i didnt see you there,:tapping on wood fence with a hoe: i was mending my fences, one of the many things i do here on the ranch"