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Tralls 10-18-2004 10:05 AM

Will Ferrell
 
Will Ferrell is hands-down my favorite comedian. For those interested, what is your favorite line from him, either movie or SNL.

Man there are so many!

I'll start off with a classic.

“Fill it up again! God that’s so good. It’s so good. Once it hits your lips, it’s just so good.” - after chugging a bong in Old School

stonegrody 10-18-2004 10:07 AM

"If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" -as Harry Carrey

Tralls 10-18-2004 10:44 AM

"I am the master of Greco Roman wrestling. My wife didn't understand the joy i felt from bringing down a husky man like Bryan and pinning him to the ground until he squirms and squeals like a little piglet." - The Ladies Man

Ace_O_Spades 10-18-2004 11:04 AM

"I drive..... I drive.... I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS" - SNL

Willravel 10-18-2004 11:04 AM

Oh man, there are sooo many good quotes.

"Ron Burgandy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".
Veronica Corningstone : No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.
Ron Burgundy : I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone : Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy : ...No. No, that isn't it.
Veronica Corningstone : No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.
Ron Burgundy : Agree to disagree. "

Tralls 10-18-2004 11:15 AM

Ace-o-spades, you left out the best part

"Big Time Stuff!"

crossova 10-18-2004 12:16 PM

Damn there are so many. What a great time to get a mental block....
I loved when he was Alex Trebeck on the Jeopardy skits

From Austin Powers:
Please help me I've been badly burned and both of my legs are broken.

Tralls 10-18-2004 01:40 PM

"Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs."

Tralls 10-18-2004 01:40 PM

"Strategery"

eddo31 10-19-2004 11:54 PM

how about will as neil diamond on vh1 storytellers. absolutely hilarious the whole way through

"...and then there was the time i killed a grifter to get an erection."

i actually didnt think he was that funny until a couple of years ago, but he has definitely grown on me since then. probably some combination of old school and the jeopardy skits on snl accomplished this.

Redjake 10-20-2004 05:38 AM

I'll butcher the quote but anyway: (anchorman)

"I don't know if you know this but I'm sort of a big deal"


had me laughing incredibly hard

Tralls 10-20-2004 11:16 AM

"That Hansel is so hot right now. So hot." - Zoolander

"But there's no HBO!" - Roxbury

yoyoyobro 10-20-2004 02:02 PM

"You're crazy man, I like you but you're crazy" - Old School

Bobaphat 10-20-2004 02:42 PM

"Your my boy Blue!" "...he looks glorious" "Snoop...Snoop-a-loop" old school is chocked full of classic farrell

I have to agree with eddo31, I didn't used to like him at all. Now I love everything he does. He must have just grown on me over the years...

dobster 10-20-2004 02:56 PM

Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!!

dobster 10-22-2004 04:19 PM

I think I won this. :p

canuckguy 10-22-2004 04:30 PM

cow bell skit on snl was my fav.

pottsynz 10-23-2004 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brian1975
cow bell skit on snl was my fav.

Definitely one of my favs, Walken is also the man :)

Lockjaw 10-23-2004 07:00 PM

Janet Reno: Donna Shalaya, everyone. [ teens clap ] Boy, if I could bottle that, I'd make a million bucks - easy! Now, dancing with us all today has been the Senior Class from Ridgeway High. [ teens cheer loudly ] Shut up! Shut up! Do you kids like to dance? [ kids cheer ] Shut it! Shut it now! Now, let's get one thing straight. You're all my guests here in my home! If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! [ music starts up again, the teens start to mosh ] No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! [ to camera ] Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!

spectre 10-23-2004 09:31 PM

I loved Old School.

(while holding a blow up doll) So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Frank : Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?
Jerry : Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.
Frank : Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.

(while wearing a stocking on his head and throwing a woman's husband into a van):
Woman: What are you doing?
Frank : You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Stompy 10-23-2004 09:34 PM

Ron Burgundy: "I wanna be on you... "

*Veronica walks away*

Ron: "..IWANNABEONYOU"

sgn43 10-24-2004 05:15 AM

Anything that man says is pure comedy gold. And the best part is that so much of it is just improvised on the spot. I'd add to the list of favorite quotes, but (and I hate to sound cliched) pretty much every line of his is a favorite quote. Also, it's not so much what he says as it is how he says it, or his body language or facial expression. He's literally a comedic genius, and easily of one the three funniest men (if not THE funniest man) in the world, in my opinion.

crossova 10-25-2004 09:48 AM

lmfao @ eat it reno-style
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockjaw
Janet Reno: If I catch any of you forming a mosh pit, I swear to God I'll be laughing my ass off when you kids eat it Reno-style! Now, dance! [ music starts up again, the teens start to mosh ] No mosh pit! I said.. NO MOSH PIT!! [ to camera ] Join us next week when the "Dance Party" takes place on the deck of a battleship! Good night!


djflish 10-26-2004 05:21 AM

Anything from Anchorman, the funniest film ever!

HeLLVieW96 10-26-2004 09:06 PM

it never ends with Will, hes awsome. "rock against bush vol2" there is a Will doing Bush skit, its great. "oh im sorry, i didnt see you there,:tapping on wood fence with a hoe: i was mending my fences, one of the many things i do here on the ranch"

Jeff 10-26-2004 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeLLVieW96
it never ends with Will, hes awsome. "rock against bush vol2" there is a Will doing Bush skit, its great. "oh im sorry, i didnt see you there,:tapping on wood fence with a hoe: i was mending my fences, one of the many things i do here on the ranch"

That's from http://whitehousewest.com/


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