Speed_Gibson

Vol. 1 was watchable just for the beautiful blade and Uma Thurman alone, everything else in it was atrocious enough to nearly put me to sleep several times though. Never have seen Vol. 2, but it has to be better than the first half (or at least I truly hope so)

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Speed_Gibson

Zoolander is a film that I thought was hilarious.
Both of the Star Wars prequels easily fit the thread topic, and it would not surprise me if the third sequel will fit as well. Not planning on watching it in the movie theatre after suffering through the first two though. If Lucas can make a decent film after the pure shit of the first two it would impress me though.

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wonderwench

Terror Comes to Frog Town, which contains my very favorite movie quote of all time:

"Eat lead, Froggy."

bob32

I see you haven't watched Cruel Intentions 3. Otherwise you'd never another number.

miggity99

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space"

This is the most horrible movie...ever.

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frankx

1. Dude, where's my car?
2. The Waterboy
3. Little Nicky
4. The reprehensible remake of Rollerball
5. A Knight's Tale

Stupid, stupid, stupid, awful movies that should never have been made.

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Soul Plane- Just a bad, boring, non funny movie.

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Stompy

Speaking of Soul Plane... I JUST read somewhere that the movie industry is blaming bad box office performance on leaked screeners!

Ah man... god forbid Hollywood creates a horrible movie! Now anytime a movie BOMBS, we're gonna hear the "piracy" excuse

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dylanmarsh

1) Cool As Ice
2) Showgirls
3) Any of Eric Roberts' movies

tropple

I'd completely forgotten about that movie. I wish you hadn't mentioned it. Now I'm having horrible visions and the voices are telling me to do terrible things ;-)

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StiNg

I can't believe no body has said it yet

once upon a time in mexico

the actor from pirates of the carribian was pretty good in it though

roachboy

the worst film i remember, the most ridiculous, the most bloated, the most overrated: titanic

pure crap, made all the worse because people whose films i really like were involved: gangs of new york, cruel intentions.

least funny film that tried to be funny: dude where's my car? followed closely by the collected works of adam sandler, through punchdrunk love, which i merely thought diverting.

film i was surprised i liked so much: lost in translation.
off topic i know.

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I'm sorry Tropple, It had to be done. Someone bought me this odious, completely offensive piece of hollywood offal on DVD. It collected dust until I found someone vacuous of mind enough to take it off my hands.

I had a strange feeling that I'd pop someone's cork with this post.

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Quadraton

1) Gossip
2) Summer of Sam

That's it, really. I've seen a lot of movies that I was disappointed in, but no others that I found to be absolutely mudane.

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Porkchop

Too many to list but Rocky 5 is painful. An easy target i know.
Lately the last matrix movie which was dreadful.

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Ridiculous movies, eh?

Cheerleader Ninjas - Yes, it actually is a movie. My G/F and I went to rent a movie, and she asked what I wanted... "Ass or Kung Fu" was my response, and then I stumble upon this gem. It was made on probably $1.97 budget, and although I expected it to be bad.... it was much, much, much worse.

The Doom Generation - Starring... damn, I can't remember her name. "Tatem" from Scream... Marilyn Mansons g/f for a while... Rose something? Anyway, horrible movie. I don't really clearly remember it, but from what I can recall three kids kill some people, drive around and romp, then get attacked by Nazis....

Zoolander - Wow. Worst.Movie.Ever.

{Edit} Rose McGowan

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Conspirators of Pleasure -- Was the strangest movie I’ve ever seen. In it’s own way it was utterly and completely ridiculous. Great movie though.

skinnymofo

i dont necessarily consider rediculous as a bad thing, for example:
Rocky Horror Picture Show- its fuckin rediculous with tim curry being a transvestite and people throwing toast in the audience and all sorts of things. Although to watch it is a blast
Going overboard- Rediculously bad. i was little 14 or so i think and loved adam sandler movies but i couldnt watch this more then 10minutes. In fact i believe its still at the same spot i left it 4 years ago.
and then theres Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- its rediculous to think that Thompson actually experienced something so crazy and off the wall that he wrote a book pretty close to what actually happened.

Fremen

House of 1000 Corpses. *shudder*

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Kazic

heh Rocky movies.
they should just call them all "Punchin Bag!"
Punchin Bag 1
Punchin Bag 2
Punchin Bag Gets beat up and then comes back.
Punchin Bag goes to Russia!
Puchin Bag gets beat in the street.

worst 3 imo are:

1. Battlefeild earth.
At the start of the movie abunch of idiots who are afraid of their own shadow and can't speak more than about 11 words learn to fly harriers in formation and smelt gold in 3days?
The entire earth puts up a 9 min fight against an alien invasion and these idiots stop them?

2. Batman and Robin.
Don't insult the franchise like this again WB. they started it off with the Dark knight and an awesome villian, Joker.
it was dark but no so dark they couldn't market it to a younger audience. ( god forbid you make a movie you can't buy the cup for at BK.)
And this is what you end up with? They get knocked down and they click there heals together and boom they are on skates?

3. house of 1000 corpses. Started off like something. then went some place that I didn't understand and then they went to a supernatural place. Are they supernatural or just demented? this movie was just a mish mash of ideas. On their own they would've worked but together it made no sense. I sent a copy of my ticked to Rob Zombie I want my 12.95 back.

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pinkie

"Mr. Nanny" -- A Hulk Hogan Classic

"Trash" -- An Andy Warhol production (The name speaks for itself)

skinnymofo

ill throw a couple more in
Matrix revolutions and star wars 2
proof that 90% green/blue screen cgi does NOT make a good movie and takes away from something that could be much better with actual sets and people getting into their parts more

Moobie

Alien Resurrection... I think that George Lucas and Sigourney Weaver have been smoking from the same pipe.

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From Dusk till Dawn

The twist in the middle of the movie is rediculous. Entertaining but ridiculous none the less.

westothemax

So I'm taking it did not deliver either "ass or kung fu"?


I just saw 'Independance Day' on Sunday and remembered how horrible and ridiculous it is.

Kodega

The Stupids with Tom Arnold. I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I tried to watch that piece of crap. I must have been really bored or something.

m0rpheus

Highlander 2: The Quickening
*Ahem* There can be only ONE!!!!

Batman and Robin
(Bat-nipples and all *Shudder*)

Dungeons and Dragons
Question is it wrong to cheer when one of the lead characters dies?

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I saw "The Avengers" and "Mortal Kombat 2" in one night. It was a dark day for me indeed.

Anyways, those are my 3rd and 2nd. The most ridiculous movie ever I havent even seen, but trust me, it exists. It is...

(*drumroll*)

Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun IN SPACE!







yeah

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How about Pandemonium or Meatballs 2?

hulk

Haha, MK2. Man, that movie is so laughable it's funny. *cough* Takes my vote for best unintentional western martial arts comedy featuring video game characters.

The first movie wasn't bad, though =P

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1. Battlefield Earth
2. 8mm
3. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

I would put waterworld in there but I haven't seen it.

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1. Punch Drunk Love
2. Punch Drunk Love
3. Punch Drunk Love

Polyphobic

off the top of my head

1. Battlefield earth: utter crap
2. Spiderman: couldn't understand why it was popular.
3. Queen of the damned: love Anne Rice's books. However, that movie was awful. My wife and I couldn't even manage to bother talking about it.

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1. The Adventures of Pluto Nash

2. Glitter

3. Shaq Steel

Kadath

Hmmm...stuff that hasn't been listed yet:
Equilibrium
Men in Black II
Spice World

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bltzkriegmcanon

I gotta go with Kadath on this: Spice World, Men In Black II, Glitter, Wild Wild West, Kazaam, League of Extrodinary Gentlemen. I know I already said all the Weekend at Bernie's movies, but damn these are pretty bad too.

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Jadedfox

1. Torque
2. Torque
3. Torque

Never ever have I watched such crap in my entire life. In my opinion, no movie comes close in crapiness to that one. Or maybe I just haven't watched many bad movies

--jaded

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I thought that Willy Wonka and A Nightmare before Christmas were great movies.

whocarz

Surf Nazis Must Die. Utter crap, so boring. It's about a fat old black lady that avenges her son's murder by shooting a bunch of neo-nazi surfers. It was mind numbingly painful to watch, nothing happens for the first 4/5ths of the movie, and the payoff wasn't worth it. Even though I saw it for free, I still want my money back.

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Hrmmmm. Off the top of my head...

The Jerry Springer Movie
Knights Tale
A Night at the Roxbury - Only rented movie I actually turned off part way through...

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