Wow... That's one of the best comedies of all time...

The All Nighter (starring Susanna Hoffs)... ran screaming from the theatre... really.

Mine:

Lost in Translation

Its the only movie I've fallen asleep watching at 12:00 in the afternoon.

I can honestly say that I haven't had an intense loathing for any movie other than this one... im fairly easy going.

Wait.... there IS one more, Dumb and Dumberer

The original Ocean's 11 (Rat Pack)

The Time Machine - I left the movie for an hour and came back and had missed absolutely nothing, except the $4 I had paid to rent it.

Waterworld & The Postman (I swear, Kevin Costner + post apocoliptic world = horrible)
Starship Troopers
Battlefield Earth (And I've only seen about a half hour of that one)

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (I actually likd the first one)
Return of the Magnificent Seven (no reason for this or the next one to be made. The original one and its inspiration, Seven Samurai, were good enough and should've ended it)
Mel Gibsons' The Patriot

Wow theres some on here I dont understand; but you know about opinions; I guess being that I disagree with alot mentioned I'll be alone to say:

The Scorpian King,
Leonard Part 6,
Master of Disguise,
Street Fighter,
Jaws 3D,
Firday the 13th series,
Ghosts of Mars,
Vampires (John Carpenters),
Gymkata,
Dirty Dancing,
Purple Rain,
Rhinestone,
Starmaps,
Over the Top,
Its Pat,
Spice World,
Josey and Pusseycats,
From Justin to Kelly,
Gigli,
Dude wheres my car

Sound of Music
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

...or any of those other corny musicals. Jesus Christ, I hate musicals. Worst type of movies ever made PERIOD.

Half the songs in these movies... how could the writers make them and not think, "Goddamn this is cheesy.."? Esp. Willy Wonka. Prancing around, "Cheer up, cheer up CHARLIEEEE"

It makes me angry just thinking about it.

Of all the recent films there is one that stands out by a mile.

The winner is....Torque. Oh my god. This movie is soooo bad they should show it in filmschool classes of how NOT to make a movie.

If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

--jaded

That Male Gigolo-movie...I can't believe I actually paid for it.

Re: Movies that make you cry with pain
 

I normally don't have anything to do with stupid comedies or spoofs. The only reason I went to see this was because I wanted to kill acouple of hours and i'd seen all the other movies showing. The movie had bombed so bad that I was the only person in the theater. While watching it (the extra strength laxative/ toilet scene), I laughed so hard I starting choking on the twizzlers i was eating. I started sufficationd and nearly passed out. i saw my life fllash before my eyes. I literally had a vision of my name/picture being in the news the next day. I couldn't go out that way and coughed up the twizzler and lived another day....

Any Vin Diseil Movie.. Two Fast Too Furious, That crappy biker movie.... You got served

Dumb and Dumberer was quite possibly the worst time I have ever had while watching a movie.

Leonard Part 6 w/ Bill Cosby

Remember the first 5 were classified or something along those lines to protect the innocent.. it's a good thing as then we'd possibly have the top 6 worst movies of all time.

.... "melted butter" anyone?

Vertical Limit.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 5 I think it was. Master of Disguise was pretty bad too.

Pistol Opera. I thought it'd all come together and make sense towards the end. I was wrong. And I paid the price. So dearly (and I mean more than just the ticket price).

Grand Canyon.... watched a long time ago
Dumb and Dumber... how dumb