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ZeliG · 09-01-2003, 06:42 AM

for me the worst is by far was kazaam.... actually I felt more pain while watching battlefield earth but afterwards I felt so good that it ended that it was strangely worthwhile.

CapnWaffle · 09-01-2003, 12:56 PM

Well, people have mentioned the Mortal Kombat movies, but I think there are much worse video game adaptations around. Double Dragon is painful to watch.

I think Manos: Hands of Fate should get an honorable mention... Although MST3K has brought me to love it.

Fantasma · 09-01-2003, 03:41 PM

- TITANIC!! (first place, no doubt)
- Anaconda
- Tango & Cash

B21 · 09-01-2003, 04:55 PM

Worst movie of all time Jason X!

Exodus · 09-01-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by juanvaldes
The Crow 2

There wasnt anymore Crow movies after The Crow. I refuse to acknowledge their existance.

But heres my 2 cents:

1) Manos The Hands Of Fate
2) Cyborg Cop
3) Navy Seals

bigjule · 09-01-2003, 05:31 PM

Vin did ok in his first big role. The voice of the Giant in The Iron Giant.

trench · 09-01-2003, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Jameson
Worst movie I ever went to see in the theatre is Highlander 2 hands down. NOT Sean Connery's worst film though...that honour goes to Zardoz....

*shudder* And I thought I dreamt that movie.

redlotuss9 · 09-02-2003, 08:39 AM

Sense and Sensability. How this movie got nominated for Best Picture is beyond me.

Goomba · 09-02-2003, 04:22 PM

Trolls 2. Worst movie ever!!

frankx · 09-03-2003, 06:49 AM

Scorpion King was just so awful. It physically hurts me to dredge up memories of something so phenomenally bad, so I'll stop now.

Moulin Rouge - I could not sit through the first 30 minutes. One of the few movies I actually walked out on.

The Rollerball remake with Chris Klein & LL Cool J was really, really terrible. It especially sucked because I waited for so long for it to come out. I immediately went home and watched the waaaaaaay superior 70's original with James Caan to counteract the bad effects of the remake.

I believe that Dude...Where's My Car? goes on a worst movie list just on sheer principle. What could they have been thinking when they came up with this crapfest (or rather, what were they smoking/shooting?)? How anyone derived anything (humor, entertainment) from this movie is beyond me. The only good thing about this movie was the fact that I didn't actually pay to see it.

Navy Seals - I went to see this movie with an actual Navy Seal, and he laughed all the way through it.

wondash · 09-03-2003, 08:21 AM

Suckiest movie EVER;
Hudson Hawk

trench · 09-03-2003, 09:13 PM

I forgot the only movie I ever walked out on. The Gods Must Be Crazy. And I saw it on a plane. *rimshot*

marcopolo · 09-04-2003, 02:19 PM

That's funny. Mrs. Polo and I just had a spirited discussion over which movie was worse, Ishtar or Battlefield Earth.

drewg · 09-04-2003, 03:07 PM

Hart's War...

The audience was actually laughing at the ending scenes. What a pile of dung!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-05-2003, 08:30 PM

I just saw last night on HBO for the first and last time one of the worst movies ever: Pluto Nash with Eddie Murphy. It was unbelievably bad!!

Is he just picking the worst movies out there and starring in them? Just look at his most recent movies, bombs all of them!!

I have to many movies to list. Most of the worst movies ever have mostly been covered here.

Glad

docbungle · 09-05-2003, 08:54 PM

I despise that movie with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe: Russell Crowe is a homicidal computer program who somehow becomes real. Really stupid flick.

And Blankman. With Damon Wayans. He is a superhero who wears a piece of carpet on his face as a disguise. Only movie I have ever walked out of.

Baldrick · 09-06-2003, 10:29 AM

In recent years? Master of Disquise for sure. Someone please tell Dana Carvey that he's extended his fifteen minutes long enough...

dylanmarsh · 09-07-2003, 05:22 PM

I though 'Dude' was all right. I hate any of the Ernest movies and the sequel to Dumb and Dumber was pathetic. I also have some bad blood flowing towards "Out of Africa"

punkgrl1984 · 09-08-2003, 08:39 AM

I for some unknown reason went and saw from justin to kelly......Oh my god what a waste of time and money!

ufatphucker · 09-11-2003, 03:53 PM

Weekend at Bernies BOTH OF THEM!

Lestat · 09-11-2003, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by bundy
i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

I see a re-occuring theme here...

DownwardSpiral · 09-12-2003, 06:15 PM

I still say Pootie Tang and Bats

Mr. Spacemonkey · 09-12-2003, 06:28 PM

I've never seen bats but i'm thinking of watching it just so i know how bad it really is.

DownwardSpiral · 09-12-2003, 06:30 PM

Yes Spacemonkey, the horrible enigma known as Bats just plagues you, maybe you should rent it sometime haha, you'll probably turn it off halfway.

h2ogo69 · 09-13-2003, 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by more fire
Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

mortal kombat annihilation

american ninja 2 was pretty bad

EeOh1 · 09-13-2003, 11:12 PM

Bridges of Madison County
Spitfire Grill

I also checked out imdb.com's top 100 list. Listing Gigli as the number one worst movie of all time is ridiculous. I actually went to see Gigli before I heard it was supposed to suck. To tell you the truth, I laughed quite a bit. Yea, the plot sucked, the onscreen romance was nill, and the ending blew, but I've seen TONS of worse movies. Mainstream actors have made much worse movies, it's just Gigli received a crapload of hype.

johnnymysto · 09-15-2003, 06:23 AM

American Ninja...ugh. I mean, just look at the title. And who the heck WAS the American Ninja??? Joe Schmo.

How about Cliffhanger? Was that a drama, or a comedy?

Lunchbox7 · 09-15-2003, 07:39 AM

Anything with J Lo in it is pretty dodgy but the worst movie of all time is "The Cell". Im still grieving over the time I will never get back again. Stealing beuty is another fully crap movie

weasel2112 · 09-15-2003, 07:55 AM

"The Greenskeeper". Sucked ass.

harhar · 09-15-2003, 04:36 PM

too many crappy films,
all big budget hollywood action movies just to name .

daydream · 09-15-2003, 07:22 PM

The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down... but I have to say when that movie was over I felt like I had just wasted an hour and a half of my life... I advise everyone to skip that one

Mr. Spacemonkey · 09-15-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by daydream
The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down... but I have to say when that movie was over I felt like I had just wasted an hour and a half of my life... I advise everyone to skip that one

Oh come on, Punch Drunk Love, the worst movie ever, dear God! You should be exposed to the truly bad movies if you actually think that was the worst movie ever, i mean that's just sad if you actually think it was the WORST movie you've ever seen.

Oh and by the way, nobody listen to daydream, Punch Drunk Love was actually a good movie, don't skip it.

daydream · 09-16-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey
Oh come on, Punch Drunk Love, the worst movie ever, dear God! You should be exposed to the truly bad movies if you actually think that was the worst movie ever, i mean that's just sad if you actually think it was the WORST movie you've ever seen.

Oh and by the way, nobody listen to daydream, Punch Drunk Love was actually a good movie, don't skip it.

haha Well you can think whatever you want... but that's just my opinion.... I thought it was TERRIBLE!!!

Would you like to fill me in on why you actually like it??

meff · 09-16-2003, 07:07 PM

Gigli. I am even too scared to see the damn thing, I might get an aneurism hehe.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 09-16-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by daydream
haha Well you can think whatever you want... but that's just my opinion.... I thought it was TERRIBLE!!!

Would you like to fill me in on why you actually like it??

Even if you thought it was terrible, how exactly does it qualify for the worst movie ever. How is it that Punch Drunk Love beats out awefull movies like Bats, Pootie Tang, Gigli, ect.

Sun Tzu · 09-16-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

Your close: Johnny Mnuemonic has the masermind dolphin.

Anyway my vote is for The Scorpian King; its the first time Ive walked out on a movie.

noblejr · 09-16-2003, 08:26 PM

Wag the Dog. It took all I had to sit and take it.

Kyp · 09-16-2003, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daydream
The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down...

So in other words, you were hoping for a comedy, didn't get it and was pissed off.

daydream · 09-17-2003, 01:39 PM

OK, so the question here was... what was the worst movie that YOU have seen.... I'm just saying that In MY opinion, of the movies that I've seen... I thought "Punch Drunk Love" was the worst

In response to kyp... I knew it wasn't going to be a comedy... but I thought it was gonna be a cute movie, a love story or something like that. Yes, I was dissapointed that it didn't turn out that way... but most of all I just found it weird and not something that I enjoyed watching...

For everyone else, If you still want to see this movie... then go ahead. See it and judge for yourself...and it would be cool to hear if you liked it or not. As for you guys who have already seen it, you are intitled to your own opinion... as am I.

yournamehere · 09-17-2003, 02:21 PM

The worst movie ever made has a lot in common with the best movie ever made - except for the "II" after it. My vote goes to:
<i>Caddyshack II</i>

Also - after hearing so many people say how great it was - I finally saw <i>Clerks</i> the other night. It gets my vote for second-worst movie ever made.

A great concept, with some decent writing, but it had the absolute worst acting I've ever seen , with lots of $2 actors using $10 words.

Then again - I wish I could get rich making a shitty movie with a bunch of my friends.

09-01-2003, 03:41 PM	#123 (permalink)
Fantasma Psycho Location: Ciudad De La Furia	- TITANIC!! (first place, no doubt) - Anaconda - Tango & Cash __________________ Siempre es Hoy

09-03-2003, 06:49 AM	#130 (permalink)
frankx Psycho Location: The Tip of the Boot	Scorpion King was just so awful. It physically hurts me to dredge up memories of something so phenomenally bad, so I'll stop now. Moulin Rouge - I could not sit through the first 30 minutes. One of the few movies I actually walked out on. The Rollerball remake with Chris Klein & LL Cool J was really, really terrible. It especially sucked because I waited for so long for it to come out. I immediately went home and watched the waaaaaaay superior 70's original with James Caan to counteract the bad effects of the remake. I believe that Dude...Where's My Car? goes on a worst movie list just on sheer principle. What could they have been thinking when they came up with this crapfest (or rather, what were they smoking/shooting?)? How anyone derived anything (humor, entertainment) from this movie is beyond me. The only good thing about this movie was the fact that I didn't actually pay to see it. Navy Seals - I went to see this movie with an actual Navy Seal, and he laughed all the way through it. __________________ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

09-04-2003, 02:19 PM	#133 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	That's funny. Mrs. Polo and I just had a spirited discussion over which movie was worse, Ishtar or Battlefield Earth. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-05-2003, 08:30 PM	#135 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I just saw last night on HBO for the first and last time one of the worst movies ever: Pluto Nash with Eddie Murphy. It was unbelievably bad!! Is he just picking the worst movies out there and starring in them? Just look at his most recent movies, bombs all of them!! I have to many movies to list. Most of the worst movies ever have mostly been covered here. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!! Last edited by Glad-I-Ate-Her; 09-05-2003 at 08:33 PM..

09-05-2003, 08:54 PM	#136 (permalink)
docbungle It's all downhill from here Location: Denver	I despise that movie with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe: Russell Crowe is a homicidal computer program who somehow becomes real. Really stupid flick. And Blankman. With Damon Wayans. He is a superhero who wears a piece of carpet on his face as a disguise. Only movie I have ever walked out of. __________________ Bad Luck City

09-01-2003, 06:42 AM	#121 (permalink)
ZeliG Upright	for me the worst is by far was kazaam.... actually I felt more pain while watching battlefield earth but afterwards I felt so good that it ended that it was strangely worthwhile.

09-01-2003, 12:56 PM	#122 (permalink)
CapnWaffle Upright Location: Yakima, WA	Well, people have mentioned the Mortal Kombat movies, but I think there are much worse video game adaptations around. Double Dragon is painful to watch. I think Manos: Hands of Fate should get an honorable mention... Although MST3K has brought me to love it.

09-01-2003, 04:55 PM	#124 (permalink)
B21 Loser Location: Earth	Worst movie of all time Jason X!

09-01-2003, 05:31 PM	#126 (permalink)
bigjule Upright	Vin did ok in his first big role. The voice of the Giant in The Iron Giant.

09-02-2003, 08:39 AM	#128 (permalink)
redlotuss9 Tilted Location: Pennsylvania	Sense and Sensability. How this movie got nominated for Best Picture is beyond me.

09-02-2003, 04:22 PM	#129 (permalink)
Goomba Tilted	Trolls 2. Worst movie ever!!

09-03-2003, 08:21 AM	#131 (permalink)
wondash Psycho	Suckiest movie EVER; Hudson Hawk

09-03-2003, 09:13 PM	#132 (permalink)
trench Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	I forgot the only movie I ever walked out on. The Gods Must Be Crazy. And I saw it on a plane. rimshot

09-04-2003, 03:07 PM	#134 (permalink)
drewg Crazy Location: Norway	Hart's War... The audience was actually laughing at the ending scenes. What a pile of dung!

09-06-2003, 10:29 AM	#137 (permalink)
Baldrick We are everywhere... Location: Barrie, Ontario	In recent years? Master of Disquise for sure. Someone please tell Dana Carvey that he's extended his fifteen minutes long enough... __________________ You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

09-12-2003, 06:15 PM	#142 (permalink)
DownwardSpiral The Funeral of Hearts Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .	I still say Pootie Tang and Bats __________________ "So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending"

09-07-2003, 05:22 PM	#138 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	I though 'Dude' was all right. I hate any of the Ernest movies and the sequel to Dumb and Dumber was pathetic. I also have some bad blood flowing towards "Out of Africa"

09-08-2003, 08:39 AM	#139 (permalink)
punkgrl1984 Tilted	I for some unknown reason went and saw from justin to kelly......Oh my god what a waste of time and money! __________________ [COLOR=Purple]life's what happens when you are busy making other plans -John Lennon[/COLOR]

09-11-2003, 03:53 PM	#140 (permalink)
ufatphucker Upright Location: Oregon	Weekend at Bernies BOTH OF THEM!

09-12-2003, 06:28 PM	#143 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I've never seen bats but i'm thinking of watching it just so i know how bad it really is. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

09-12-2003, 06:30 PM	#144 (permalink)
DownwardSpiral The Funeral of Hearts Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .	Yes Spacemonkey, the horrible enigma known as Bats just plagues you, maybe you should rent it sometime haha, you'll probably turn it off halfway. __________________ "So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending"

09-13-2003, 11:12 PM	#146 (permalink)
EeOh1 Crazy	Bridges of Madison County Spitfire Grill I also checked out imdb.com's top 100 list. Listing Gigli as the number one worst movie of all time is ridiculous. I actually went to see Gigli before I heard it was supposed to suck. To tell you the truth, I laughed quite a bit. Yea, the plot sucked, the onscreen romance was nill, and the ending blew, but I've seen TONS of worse movies. Mainstream actors have made much worse movies, it's just Gigli received a crapload of hype. __________________ If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

09-15-2003, 06:23 AM	#147 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	American Ninja...ugh. I mean, just look at the title. And who the heck WAS the American Ninja??? Joe Schmo. How about Cliffhanger? Was that a drama, or a comedy? __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

09-15-2003, 07:39 AM	#148 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	Anything with J Lo in it is pretty dodgy but the worst movie of all time is "The Cell". Im still grieving over the time I will never get back again. Stealing beuty is another fully crap movie

09-15-2003, 07:55 AM	#149 (permalink)
weasel2112 Upright Location: Lost in space	"The Greenskeeper". Sucked ass. __________________ My Bad Ass Hummer

09-15-2003, 04:36 PM	#150 (permalink)
harhar Upright	too many crappy films, all big budget hollywood action movies just to name .

09-15-2003, 07:22 PM	#151 (permalink)
daydream Crazy Location: Long Island, NY	The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down... but I have to say when that movie was over I felt like I had just wasted an hour and a half of my life... I advise everyone to skip that one __________________ "Can't help it if I space in a daze, my eyes tune out the other way... I may switch off and go in a daydream... in this head my thoughts are deep, Sometimes I can't even speak, would someone be and not pretend, I'm off again in my world"

09-16-2003, 07:07 PM	#154 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	Gigli. I am even too scared to see the damn thing, I might get an aneurism hehe. __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-16-2003, 08:26 PM	#157 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	Wag the Dog. It took all I had to sit and take it.

09-17-2003, 01:39 PM	#159 (permalink)
daydream Crazy Location: Long Island, NY	OK, so the question here was... what was the worst movie that YOU have seen.... I'm just saying that In MY opinion, of the movies that I've seen... I thought "Punch Drunk Love" was the worst In response to kyp... I knew it wasn't going to be a comedy... but I thought it was gonna be a cute movie, a love story or something like that. Yes, I was dissapointed that it didn't turn out that way... but most of all I just found it weird and not something that I enjoyed watching... For everyone else, If you still want to see this movie... then go ahead. See it and judge for yourself...and it would be cool to hear if you liked it or not. As for you guys who have already seen it, you are intitled to your own opinion... as am I. __________________ "Can't help it if I space in a daze, my eyes tune out the other way... I may switch off and go in a daydream... in this head my thoughts are deep, Sometimes I can't even speak, would someone be and not pretend, I'm off again in my world"

09-17-2003, 02:21 PM	#160 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	The worst movie ever made has a lot in common with the best movie ever made - except for the "II" after it. My vote goes to: <i>Caddyshack II</i> Also - after hearing so many people say how great it was - I finally saw <i>Clerks</i> the other night. It gets my vote for second-worst movie ever made. A great concept, with some decent writing, but it had the absolute worst acting I've ever seen , with lots of $2 actors using $10 words. Then again - I wish I could get rich making a shitty movie with a bunch of my friends. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either. Last edited by yournamehere; 09-17-2003 at 02:28 PM..