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ZeliG 09-01-2003 06:42 AM

for me the worst is by far was kazaam.... actually I felt more pain while watching battlefield earth but afterwards I felt so good that it ended that it was strangely worthwhile.

CapnWaffle 09-01-2003 12:56 PM

Well, people have mentioned the Mortal Kombat movies, but I think there are much worse video game adaptations around. Double Dragon is painful to watch.

I think Manos: Hands of Fate should get an honorable mention... Although MST3K has brought me to love it.

Fantasma 09-01-2003 03:41 PM

- TITANIC!! (first place, no doubt)
- Anaconda
- Tango & Cash

B21 09-01-2003 04:55 PM

Worst movie of all time Jason X!

Exodus 09-01-2003 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juanvaldes
The Crow 2
There wasnt anymore Crow movies after The Crow. I refuse to acknowledge their existance. ;)

But heres my 2 cents:

1) Manos The Hands Of Fate
2) Cyborg Cop
3) Navy Seals

bigjule 09-01-2003 05:31 PM

Vin did ok in his first big role. The voice of the Giant in The Iron Giant.

trench 09-01-2003 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jameson
Worst movie I ever went to see in the theatre is Highlander 2 hands down. NOT Sean Connery's worst film though...that honour goes to Zardoz....
*shudder* And I thought I dreamt that movie.

redlotuss9 09-02-2003 08:39 AM

Sense and Sensability. How this movie got nominated for Best Picture is beyond me.

Goomba 09-02-2003 04:22 PM

Trolls 2. Worst movie ever!!

frankx 09-03-2003 06:49 AM

Scorpion King was just so awful. It physically hurts me to dredge up memories of something so phenomenally bad, so I'll stop now.

Moulin Rouge - I could not sit through the first 30 minutes. One of the few movies I actually walked out on.

The Rollerball remake with Chris Klein & LL Cool J was really, really terrible. It especially sucked because I waited for so long for it to come out. I immediately went home and watched the waaaaaaay superior 70's original with James Caan to counteract the bad effects of the remake.

I believe that Dude...Where's My Car? goes on a worst movie list just on sheer principle. What could they have been thinking when they came up with this crapfest (or rather, what were they smoking/shooting?)? How anyone derived anything (humor, entertainment) from this movie is beyond me. The only good thing about this movie was the fact that I didn't actually pay to see it.

Navy Seals - I went to see this movie with an actual Navy Seal, and he laughed all the way through it.

wondash 09-03-2003 08:21 AM

Suckiest movie EVER;
Hudson Hawk

trench 09-03-2003 09:13 PM

I forgot the only movie I ever walked out on. The Gods Must Be Crazy. And I saw it on a plane. *rimshot*

marcopolo 09-04-2003 02:19 PM

That's funny. Mrs. Polo and I just had a spirited discussion over which movie was worse, Ishtar or Battlefield Earth.

drewg 09-04-2003 03:07 PM

Hart's War...

The audience was actually laughing at the ending scenes. What a pile of dung!

Glad-I-Ate-Her 09-05-2003 08:30 PM

I just saw last night on HBO for the first and last time one of the worst movies ever: Pluto Nash with Eddie Murphy. It was unbelievably bad!!

Is he just picking the worst movies out there and starring in them? Just look at his most recent movies, bombs all of them!!

I have to many movies to list. Most of the worst movies ever have mostly been covered here.

Glad

docbungle 09-05-2003 08:54 PM

I despise that movie with Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe: Russell Crowe is a homicidal computer program who somehow becomes real. Really stupid flick.

And Blankman. With Damon Wayans. He is a superhero who wears a piece of carpet on his face as a disguise. Only movie I have ever walked out of.

Baldrick 09-06-2003 10:29 AM

In recent years? Master of Disquise for sure. Someone please tell Dana Carvey that he's extended his fifteen minutes long enough...

dylanmarsh 09-07-2003 05:22 PM

I though 'Dude' was all right. I hate any of the Ernest movies and the sequel to Dumb and Dumber was pathetic. I also have some bad blood flowing towards "Out of Africa"

punkgrl1984 09-08-2003 08:39 AM

I for some unknown reason went and saw from justin to kelly......Oh my god what a waste of time and money!

ufatphucker 09-11-2003 03:53 PM

Weekend at Bernies BOTH OF THEM!

Lestat 09-11-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i canīt even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

I see a re-occuring theme here...;)

DownwardSpiral 09-12-2003 06:15 PM

I still say Pootie Tang and Bats

Mr. Spacemonkey 09-12-2003 06:28 PM

I've never seen bats but i'm thinking of watching it just so i know how bad it really is.

DownwardSpiral 09-12-2003 06:30 PM

Yes Spacemonkey, the horrible enigma known as Bats just plagues you, maybe you should rent it sometime haha, you'll probably turn it off halfway.

h2ogo69 09-13-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by more fire
Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.
mortal kombat annihilation

american ninja 2 was pretty bad

EeOh1 09-13-2003 11:12 PM

Bridges of Madison County
Spitfire Grill

I also checked out imdb.com's top 100 list. Listing Gigli as the number one worst movie of all time is ridiculous. I actually went to see Gigli before I heard it was supposed to suck. To tell you the truth, I laughed quite a bit. Yea, the plot sucked, the onscreen romance was nill, and the ending blew, but I've seen TONS of worse movies. Mainstream actors have made much worse movies, it's just Gigli received a crapload of hype.

johnnymysto 09-15-2003 06:23 AM

American Ninja...ugh. I mean, just look at the title. And who the heck WAS the American Ninja??? Joe Schmo.

How about Cliffhanger? Was that a drama, or a comedy?

Lunchbox7 09-15-2003 07:39 AM

Anything with J Lo in it is pretty dodgy but the worst movie of all time is "The Cell". Im still grieving over the time I will never get back again. Stealing beuty is another fully crap movie

weasel2112 09-15-2003 07:55 AM

"The Greenskeeper". Sucked ass.

harhar 09-15-2003 04:36 PM

too many crappy films,
all big budget hollywood action movies just to name .

daydream 09-15-2003 07:22 PM

The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down... but I have to say when that movie was over I felt like I had just wasted an hour and a half of my life... I advise everyone to skip that one

Mr. Spacemonkey 09-15-2003 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daydream
The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down... but I have to say when that movie was over I felt like I had just wasted an hour and a half of my life... I advise everyone to skip that one
Oh come on, Punch Drunk Love, the worst movie ever, dear God! You should be exposed to the truly bad movies if you actually think that was the worst movie ever, i mean that's just sad if you actually think it was the WORST movie you've ever seen.

Oh and by the way, nobody listen to daydream, Punch Drunk Love was actually a good movie, don't skip it.

daydream 09-16-2003 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey
Oh come on, Punch Drunk Love, the worst movie ever, dear God! You should be exposed to the truly bad movies if you actually think that was the worst movie ever, i mean that's just sad if you actually think it was the WORST movie you've ever seen.

Oh and by the way, nobody listen to daydream, Punch Drunk Love was actually a good movie, don't skip it.

haha Well you can think whatever you want... but that's just my opinion.... I thought it was TERRIBLE!!!

Would you like to fill me in on why you actually like it??

meff 09-16-2003 07:07 PM

Gigli. I am even too scared to see the damn thing, I might get an aneurism hehe.

Mr. Spacemonkey 09-16-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daydream
haha Well you can think whatever you want... but that's just my opinion.... I thought it was TERRIBLE!!!

Would you like to fill me in on why you actually like it??

Even if you thought it was terrible, how exactly does it qualify for the worst movie ever. How is it that Punch Drunk Love beats out awefull movies like Bats, Pootie Tang, Gigli, ect.

Sun Tzu 09-16-2003 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i canīt even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.


Your close: Johnny Mnuemonic has the masermind dolphin.

Anyway my vote is for The Scorpian King; its the first time Ive walked out on a movie.

noblejr 09-16-2003 08:26 PM

Wag the Dog. It took all I had to sit and take it.

Kyp 09-16-2003 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by daydream
The worst movie of all time has to be "Punch Drunk Love" I expected it to be good, esp cause it had Adam Sandler in it and he never lets me down...
So in other words, you were hoping for a comedy, didn't get it and was pissed off.

daydream 09-17-2003 01:39 PM

OK, so the question here was... what was the worst movie that YOU have seen.... I'm just saying that In MY opinion, of the movies that I've seen... I thought "Punch Drunk Love" was the worst

In response to kyp... I knew it wasn't going to be a comedy... but I thought it was gonna be a cute movie, a love story or something like that. Yes, I was dissapointed that it didn't turn out that way... but most of all I just found it weird and not something that I enjoyed watching...

For everyone else, If you still want to see this movie... then go ahead. See it and judge for yourself...and it would be cool to hear if you liked it or not. As for you guys who have already seen it, you are intitled to your own opinion... as am I.

yournamehere 09-17-2003 02:21 PM

The worst movie ever made has a lot in common with the best movie ever made - except for the "II" after it. My vote goes to:
<i>Caddyshack II</i>

Also - after hearing so many people say how great it was - I finally saw <i>Clerks</i> the other night. It gets my vote for second-worst movie ever made.

A great concept, with some decent writing, but it had the absolute worst acting I've ever seen , with lots of $2 actors using $10 words.

Then again - I wish I could get rich making a shitty movie with a bunch of my friends.


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