Worst movie of all time
 

What is everyones worst movie?? Mine is Dude Wheres My Car (it was stupid)

When lying on the couch, bored out of my mind, drinking a beer, Dude Where's My Car? seems like a good way to spend an hour and a half.

COOL WORLD gets my vote. That's the first movie I remember seeing and hating. What a jumbled mess. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, need I add:

THE PHANTOM MENACE

Click on the link for a concise essay arguing why this movie sucks:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movie...tommenace.html

....and, there's also CHICAGO (just because everyone loved it even though it's a blight on the musical genre and insult to all great Gene Kelly movies)

I'm sure I could go on but that's all I can think of for now.

Ishtar. Those of you unfortunate enough to have seen it will know exactly what I am talking about.

Turbulance 1, 2, and 3.

The first one is so bad it's funny. There is a scene where the woman is beating the bad guy over the head with a fire estinguisher. She then throws it away and runs in the opposite direction. In the place where she's in a position to do what any rational person would do and beat his head until it's a puddle of red mush, she throws the weapon away and runs.

Turbulance 2 and 3 were even worse. I mean, the first one was so horrid seeing Turbulance 2 immediatly brings the though, "Wait, they made ANOTHER one?!" into your head. Seeing the third one makes you swear hell has frozen over and eskimos have taken over.

I'm sure lots of people are gonna read this and think "WTF is wrong with this guy?!" but...

The Godfather Parts 1 and 2 (Never saw 3)

These movies provided absolutly no entertainment value for me whatsoever, and I was constantly looking at my watch thinking "When will it ever end?!"

I'm not too sure about anything else. Movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and the like I tend to like okay, not hate but not love. They're fun to watch as long as you know how incredibly stupid they're going to be.

Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!!

I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you.

Behold! Kyp of Bizaro World. Our next Comic Book Anti-Hero!!!

Mr Mephisto

:)

i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

Dungeons and Dragons

I like bad horror/sci-fi/fantsay, and went in expecting this to be bad, but, really now, I could spend the next thousand years clawing my eyes out and not forget this movie. How often has a movie killed a persons tv career, anyway? Poor little sinbad...

Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

Without a doubt......The Matrix.

Hated it.

Ok...now since we're talking worst movie of all time I'd have to say Manos: the Hands of Fate. There were so many horrible horror/sci-fi movie since the 50's that movies like Dude Where's my Car looks like gold compared to them...although i still hate it.

1 vote for Orange County.

Jesus Christ.

Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover... went on a date with this girl and went to see it... it was so horrid we were too bored to even make out during it.

:lol: , Dude, Where's My Car? was quite entertaining actually. It had a few good laughs in it. I never said it was a masterpeice, I just said that I can find entertainment in movies like it. My bizaro world is pretty strange sometimes, but I don't mind most the time. I can find stupid movies entertaining, when the stupid is meant to be funny. I'm not gonna start bashing Godfather though because I know I'd get a lot of people mad at me. :-P

How about the sequel? It was much worse, in my opinion.
One of my favorite movies to HATE is First Knight, with richard gere and sean connery (no offense to mr connery).

I also thought 3 kings and boogynights were both contrived pieces of pidgeon shit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 were good because of their classic appeal, but the 3rd one was also feces from an animal I would rather not be in projectile distance from.

I know I have lots that I hate, but the only one I can think of off the top my mind is some movie with Bill Paxton where he gets these messages from 'god' to torture his kids....What a weird, stupid movie that was...

WTF is wrong with this guy!?

/obvious

The Blair Witch Project.

It was not even a bit scary and it was stupid.

The only film I've ever walked out on was Dumb & Dumber - that film was so crap.
But the worst film would have to be Highlander II, because the first one was so good, and I was so dissapointed that the second one was so unbelievable, awful, terrible. How did this film every get made.
But I also have to mention any film with Madonna in it should be burnt, the ashes put in a big hole in the ground and a massive building built on top to protect humanity from any more pain !

Weekend at Bernie's 2

I mean christ, for how long can you drag around a dead body and <b>every single f***ing person</b> can't figure out it's a corpse?

The first one was funny, though.

I've seen so many bad movies, I can't remember then all.

Here IMDB's official list: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films/

Fight Club.


Just another pointless "Anti-Hero" movie that should have been scrapped.

And what the fuck was with the crotch flashing?

Nailgun Massacre

Mr. Nanny or Suburban Comando. Whoever told Hulk Hogan that he was a competent actor should get gang raped by 350 lbs prison convicts.

Yay, now I'm not the only person that's going to get bashed for not liking popular movies!

Contact with Jodi Foster! I fucking hate this goddamn movie! You wait about 23 hours through the most boring goddamn sci-fi crap ever put in a movie to see some fucking aliens...and who shows up?????!! Jodi fucking Foster's goddamn dead father!

Okay, so I realize that some may not have liked movies that many others really enjoyed, but come on... Worst movie of all time? There is no way that Fight Club, The Matrix, or The Godfather (AFI's top 100 - #3) compares amongst the likes of Glitter or Kazaam. I mean come on...

Oh, and shouldn't he say "badbye?"


(Obligatory Seinfeld reference)

Armageddon. Machine gun on space vehicle= nuff said. Corny all the way through.

Entertained by Dude, Where is My Car? But can't seem to enjoy Godfather flicks, the poster must be in his early teens or has a MDA or coke problem and can't sit still for a minute to concentrate on anything.

I love how my opinion of a movie that differs from many other peoples automatically makes me an early teen, or have MDA or a coke problem. You don't see me in here ranting and raving about how good Fast and the Furious and XXX are, do you? I do have a taste for movies, it just doesn't apply to The Godfather.

pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker...

"House on Haunted Hill" 1999 crappy-remake

Storyline: Six strangers have the chance to make $1,000,000 EACH. All they have to do is make it through the night alive.

The whole movie sucked from the very beginning. You can tell it was a bad movie since Chris Kattan was one of the lead characters in the movie. I kept laughing at the amateurish special effects and the horrendous dialogue. Nothing made any sense at all. But the worst part of the movie was the ending where the ghost decides not to kill Taye Diggs since he yells, "I'm adopted!” Scary indeed.

A quote from another reviewer, “Leave as soon as you see the pubic hair.”
:lol:

jeepers creepers, although i have to admit they did awesome marketing... i went to the theater to thinking to see a scary movie and ended up walking out wanting a refund..

John Carpenter's Vampires. The only movie I've ever wanted to walk out of in the theater. *bleh*

The Crow 2

worst movie I've seen: Fatal Fury

Killer Klowns From Outer Space...unless you like b-grade horror, then its a masterpiece
on that note, just about anything that has been showcased on MST3K

Bridget Jone's Diary

jeepers creepers and mummy 2 would have been at the top but they were way to unintentionally funny. so they have been upgraded to mediocre in my mind

I can't believe no body said pootie tang. A lot of people said they couldn't even sit through the whole thing it was such garbage.

I cracked up during Pootie Tang.

Sa da tay.

Bridget Jones Diary, You've got mail, harry potter 1 and 2, Titanic, any movie starring the Olsen twins, chickflicks, etc. etc...

"attack of the killer tomatoes."

mind-bendingly bad.

I have to vote for "Men In White" - an attempted spoof on MiB with dustbin-men defending the world. Really just couldn't manage to hold interest (and I will watch anything!)

AI not only does it suck, but it drags on forever !!!!

Manos has to be worst overall.

Recent...Legally Blonde 2. ugh.

Master of disguise was horrible and UHF was really stupid

kung pow. or maybe i just need to grow a sense of humor

Now that is funny! :)

My list:
Eye for an Eye
Ninth Gate
Never Say Never Again

And my #1 answer is: Halloween 3.... the worst movie ever made DO NOT SEE IT!!!!!

I caught Vincent Gallo's <i>The Brown Bunny</i> at Cannes. That certainly sucked. It wasn't quite as atrocious as the media would like, but it still did not deserve to be within a hundred meters of the festival.

Too confused to answer...
 

KYP: You're right....no one should tell you that you are wrong if we're talking about OPINIONS...but wow...dislike Gpodfather that much, huh. Wow. Good for you, though. Brave answer. I thought about raising hell but then someone bashed Fight Club.

I am so confused. Shame.

If I must answer in the midst of all these crazy answers, I'll say The Bodyguard (Kevin Costner). Nah...there must be something worse....I'm still thinking.

I'm an idiot
 

Think I could spellcheck my posts...but I guess not.

Gpodfather?

No Holds Barred, starring Hulk Hogan.

When I was in 9th grade I dragged my girlfriend to see it. We were the only ones in the theatre. And I made her pay for the date. I was such a bastard.

recently.....SWAT blew donkey turds for sure.

Scorpion King

for me its scary movie that thing blew

This thread's lasted three days without any mention of <i>Gigli</i>. Very impressive. IMDB, on the other hand, has it as the number one of the worst one hundred.

I imagine the reason no one has mentioned Gigli is because they haven't seen it. :)

A movie you already know is going to be bad is the kind you wait to see for free.

I used to say "Ishtar" but ever since this girl I was dating made me take her to "Gigli", I have had to reconsider.

"Ishtar" is now a somewhat-close second.

And I'm searching for a new girl to date.

in my opinion.. the hulk was one of the worst movies i have ever seen... it was like running into a brick wall over and over and over and over again... except worse.

if you haven't seen this movie yet... don't.

Sorry, but there has never been a movie as bad as the sequel to Billy Jack.

BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF
It had no idea of where it was going and ended up going straight into a bowl of feaces. It's one of those movies that just doesn't fucking end, it gives you a closing shot, fades to black, and gives you another scene which is followed by a closing shot, fade to black and another dumb fucking scene.

triple X
fast and the furious
a man apart
and pretty much anything else vin diesel has done so far. IMO its crap

how about the Leprechaun series...

Leprechaun
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 3
Leprechaun 4: In Space
Leprechaun in da Hood
Leprechaun Back in da Hood

they just keep getting better and better (or should that read worse and worse)

I concur

I guess you guys never saw Super Mario Brothers. Or any movie starring Martin Lawrence. Or Carrot Top. Their movies are comedies in all the wrong ways.

I hated Moulin Rouge a lot. I thought Phone Booth was pretty bad also. And Fast and the Furious, along with 2fast2furious.

Worst Movies of all Time..
 

Here's my list. Some of the movies were so horrendous I can't believe I actually didn't walk out of the theatre or turn off the T.V. (When I watched them at home.)

Enough

Showgirls

Gigli

Glitter

Crossroads

From Justin to Kelly

Kazaam

Spice World

The list goes on and on...

edit: BTW, my girlfriend made me watch some of these. :D

Sense and Sensibility probably tops my list. I can watch any movie, any time. I was on an overseas flight and that was what was playing. I lasted about a half hour before I was ready to walk out of the "theatre".

Pootie Tang was sheer genious lol, sadatay

Street Fighter was a disgrace to anime and game

all i have to say is... sadatay... hell yeah...

Streets of Fire had some horrendously bad over-acting. really, really, really, totally really fucking bad acting.

you have been warned.

Guess no one has seen Porky's 3?

probably some movie my mom made us watch back in the day. although, one i saw of my own accord, was inventing the abbotts. horrible. the only redeeming factor was this creepy sex scene jeffiner...hey, that's funny...err, jennifer connelly did.

some well considered choices here. I think tex has definately seen more bad movies than anyone would think possible (what were you thinking?) I don't know about the worst ever, but how about- patch adams, starship troopers, chocolate, and waterworld, to name just a few...

Freddy Got Fingered....

... he's JUST NOT FUNNY PEOPLE :D

What are you talking about? The scene with the keyboard, sausages and drawings was just genius. Ok, maybe not. But the horny crippled girlfriend was hilarious.

Horses for courses... I just don't think he's funny.

Bad Lieutenant starring Harvey Keitel. Utter rubbish all the way through. I have no idea what was going on apart from a nun got raped and Keitel decided to play with himself in the street while telling two girls he'd just pulled over to make a face as if she was giving head.

It was crap.

Johnny English...

My aunt took me when i was on vacation:hmm:

I'll have to agree with those.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nostalgic1
pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker... [/QUO

As I started out reading this I was for sure that I would be the only one to mention the movie "what dreams may come". I do however enjoy Robin Williams but this movie sucked big time. The ONLY time I have ever wanted to leave the theatre in the middle of something was when I wasted money to go and see this.

I also thought more than 1 person would say the blair witch project, that too sucked big time

New winner.

Cruel Intentions 2.

At least the first one was almost halfway decent, the second one is just a total joke.

Spaced Invaders, one of the only movies I've ever walked out on.

On a side note, Hudson Hawk is consistantly called one of the worst movies ever and frankly I don't understand why. I've seen it about 10 times and I laugh every time. Yes it's stupid, yest it's slapstick, yes the acting is horrible, just like Austin Powers.

I'm convinced the critics thought it was supposed to be a serious film.

AI hands down. I've heard so many people say how bad they felt for the kid in that movie... HE IS A FUCKING ROBOT! Just pull the gawd damn plug and be done with it.

Anything with Tom Hanks

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Jackie Chans "Fantasy Mission Force" is by far the worst movie ever produced.

though RollerBlade Warriors is a close second.

Highlander 2 - Blecch, ptooey!!!

legion of the dead

Yeah, that movie is great...

I think its just Bruce Willis. He is awesome. :D

un été inoubliable
it was spoken in hungarian without subtitles
the only movie i ever walked out of
(it was a sneak preview)

@ i_t_man : i also found hudson hawk enjoyable, cheesy but enjoyable. not as bad as people say.

I may have already thrown my 2 cents worth into this thread somewhere, but whats 2 cents more?

The worst movie by far is Blair Witch Project 2. How do you take a completely original idea, which was a great movie and kicked ass in the theatres, then do the exact opposite for the sequel, and expect to make a good movie? That was a giant steaming pile of shit if Ive ever seen one.

kung pow

I'm with Batman976 on this one...Pootie Tang was good.

“I’m gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine. Sipi-tai!”

And for worst movie...many have been mentioned already, but anything with J-Lo. Talk about cookie cutter plots.

Cookie-Cutter plots can work sometimes. Often, it's the movies with original plots that end up sucking. :)

Worst movies? Let's see...Dude, Where's My Car? was horrible. The Dungeons and Dragons movie was shit too, and I'm a Dragonlance fan. The movie North with Elijah Wood sucked really bad, and not because I hate Elijah Wood or Bruce Willis. Mortal Kombat was pretty crappy. Anyone notice that it's harder to think of crappy movies than good movies? I guess it's a good sign that I'm trying to subconsciously forget the crap movies.

-Lasereth

Steel starring Shaq. One of the few times I've left half way through a movie.

The Hours.

Had no idea what was going on. Can't believe it was nominated for an Oscar.

well
 

On the subject of bad films:

Undercover Brother, The Scarlet Letter (Demi Moore)


on the subject of taste in movies, here is my two cents: We have certain people in society we credit with being experts in their field. This is true in wine, automobiles and movies. The thing to realize is that some people drive their Ford Festiva to the store, pick up a bottle of Boones Farm and settle down to watch Batteries not Included.

MULAN FUCKING ROUGE!!!!

There are too many to list.