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squeeeb · 10-17-2007, 12:18 PM

i don't know if i should post this in gaming or here, but since it's a movie....

they are making a movie based off Hitman 47, vin diesel is playing the lead. i love love love the game, i'm gonna see the movie no matter what. i just wonder if it's gonna be good. i like vin diesel, i liked him in triple x, but the video game movies, like doom and resident evil, leave me a bit....wanting. still gonna see it though, i'm compelled. anyone else excited about this?

Cynthetiq · 10-17-2007, 01:25 PM

c'mon you didn't like Mario Bros?

MexicanOnABike · 10-17-2007, 02:38 PM

where are you getting your info? it was never vin disel who played the lead.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465494/ check it out.

and I'm still not sure they can make it good.

biznatch · 10-17-2007, 02:47 PM

Most of the gamer community is excited about this, and the makers of the movie just confirmed it would be R, not a "pussified" PG13 version.
Violence is what Hitman is about, so I hope it's violent.

LoganSnake · 10-17-2007, 03:13 PM

I don't know what gaming community you are part of, but from what I know most of the gaming community is skeptical about this. Mainly because Olyphant looks too young and baby faced to be playing Agent 47. Sure, many hope it will turn out good, but it's a movie based on a video game. Not many of those turn out well.

Trailer here: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/hitman/

MexicanOnABike · 10-17-2007, 04:53 PM

clearly not Vin. but It can be good.

behindalens · 10-17-2007, 04:53 PM

This is going to be horrible--I called it. I actually never like the character enough to see an actual movie about him. Why this gets the go ahead when stuff like metal gear solid or halo gets roadblocked only points out the silliness of Hollywood.

Cynthetiq · 10-17-2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by behindalens

This is going to be horrible--I called it. I actually never like the character enough to see an actual movie about him. Why this gets the go ahead when stuff like metal gear solid or halo gets roadblocked only points out the silliness of Hollywood.

It's called RIGHTS.

The people or company that own the rights to MGS and Halo are cautious about how those dramatic rights are to be exploited. (yes that's the words that they use when talking about rights, I've been working in a contracting capacity for the past 6 months now specifically about rights and territory distribution.) It is all about being able to exploit the rights as best as they can. Blame the rights owners, not "Hollywood". Hollywood is a whore, they'd make anything that they could get their hands on that has enough of a draw to make it worthwhile.

KellyC · 10-17-2007, 07:17 PM

I've always thought that if they were to make a Hitman movie, Jason Statham should be the Hitman. No one else. I think I'll pass on this one.

squeeeb · 10-17-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by behindalens

This is going to be horrible--I called it. I actually never like the character enough to see an actual movie about him. Why this gets the go ahead when stuff like metal gear solid or halo gets roadblocked only points out the silliness of Hollywood.

metal gear would so much kick ass...but i bet they would find a way to ruin it...

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Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike

where are you getting your info? it was never vin disel who played the lead.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465494/ check it out.

and I'm still not sure they can make it good.

yeah, i was looking at 2005 info, i failed to notice how vin got the boot on this...

LoganSnake · 10-19-2007, 06:19 AM

Metal Gear Movie is actually already in the works.

Cynthetiq · 10-19-2007, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KellyC

I've always thought that if they were to make a Hitman movie, Jason Statham should be the Hitman. No one else. I think I'll pass on this one.

Yeah, after watching The Transporter movies, he's definitely Agent 47

behindalens · 10-19-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Metal Gear Movie is actually already in the works.

Ahh ok. That's good to hear, I heard it was stalled the last time I checked. This movie got made without any roadbumps such as the other movies (halo)--it's always the good stories/universises that have trouble.

LoganSnake · 10-19-2007, 02:39 PM

Plan9 · 10-19-2007, 05:49 PM

"Hitman" is gonna suck due to the actor.

They should have had Jason Statham do the role.

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Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Metal Gear Movie is actually already in the works.

Totally gonna make me cry if it sucks. They should have Kurt Russell as Snake.

squeeeb · 10-19-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

"Hitman" is gonna suck due to the actor.

They should have had Jason Statham do the role.

Totally gonna make me cry if it sucks. They should have Kurt Russell as Snake.

ya know they are gonna re-make escape from new york, which is a crime as far as i'm concerned. they asked kurt if he wanted to do a cameo, he told them to fuck off...

Plan9 · 10-19-2007, 06:34 PM

I just hope that Hitman isn't canned cheese.

I want the franchise to be intact after this thing drops.

Like Transformers. I had ZERO issues with that flick.

Great movie. Awesome plot. Good, solid characters.

Nikilidstrom · 10-20-2007, 08:14 AM

Statham is too busy doing another crap game movie, Dungeon Siege, directed by the world infamous Uwe Boll, to do Hitman. I think Statham needs a new agent.

Plan9 · 10-20-2007, 08:19 AM

Uwe Boll's "Postal" was hilarious.

KellyC · 10-20-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikilidstrom

Statham is too busy doing another crap game movie, Dungeon Siege, directed by the world infamous Uwe Boll, to do Hitman. I think Statham needs a new agent.

Now he's gonna ruin TWO movies: One by not being in it and one by being in it!

squeeeb · 11-26-2007, 08:46 PM

ok, so i saw it.

i liked it a lot.

amazingly, he walked like hitman in the game (i've only played the PC version, not the PS or XBOX versions).

odd storyline, good cinematography, liked it alot. cool thing was, no big name actors. i didn't' know anyone in it at all.

some of the scenes look like they were taken out of the game. like the bathroom hit. and i liked the way his suit didn't always fit, like in the game.

and it was produced by vin diesal. go figure.

so good, i wanna wear a black suit, white shirt, and red tie now.

Willravel · 11-26-2007, 08:49 PM

I remember buying the ticket and walking into the theater. I remember walking out and driving home. I just can't remember the movie. There might have been a nude scene and an explosion. Maybe swords? I dunno. The same thing happened when I saw Chronicles of Riddick. Weird.

Halx · 11-26-2007, 11:38 PM

That was SO helpful, will.

I don't see how this can be good - the nature of the Hitman games are to get the job done with as little violence as possible. In the previews, I see explosions and sudden outbursts. I just don't know. Sure, you can pull a storyline out of your ass and just "adapt" the character, but at that point, I lack all interest.

Charlatan · 11-26-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cynthetiq

It's called RIGHTS.

The people or company that own the rights to MGS and Halo are cautious about how those dramatic rights are to be exploited. (yes that's the words that they use when talking about rights, I've been working in a contracting capacity for the past 6 months now specifically about rights and territory distribution.) It is all about being able to exploit the rights as best as they can. Blame the rights owners, not "Hollywood". Hollywood is a whore, they'd make anything that they could get their hands on that has enough of a draw to make it worthwhile.

As someone else who works in the business of rights and distribution, I will second this comment.

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel

I remember buying the ticket and walking into the theater. I remember walking out and driving home. I just can't remember the movie. There might have been a nude scene and an explosion. Maybe swords? I dunno. The same thing happened when I saw Chronicles of Riddick. Weird.

Oh sweet Allah-pants, please don't tell me you get paid to critique movies. I need that job. I use more adjectives, too.

I'm going to go see this movie simply because the guy has a bar code on the back of his head and I wanna see if it rings up to "Smucker's strawberry jam" during the fight scene where his head gets scanned at Kroger.

Willravel · 11-27-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Halx

That was SO helpful, will.

The movie is so bland, basic, predictable, and stupid, it's not worth remembering.

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 10:01 AM

I want you to write my eulogy, too.

Willravel · 11-27-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

I want you to write my eulogy, too.

You mean like,
"Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Crompsin stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished .... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Willravel, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Crompsin finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home."

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 10:59 AM

Impressive, but I was hoping for more an "A-Team" theme.

...

Hitman: I'll be able to name a dozen gun errors within an hour, I bet.

Willravel · 11-27-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

Hitman: I'll be able to name a dozen gun errors within an hour, I bet.

That's nothing. Have you ever seen a sword error?

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 11:52 AM

I don't know a whole lot about swords, but I know a third degree black belt who I could drag to the movie. He makes swords look more dangerous than guns.

Redjake · 11-27-2007, 07:45 PM

movies like this is what makes movie critics like Ebert still consider videogames a "non-art form"

Will there ever be a good video game movie!? News at 11.

Resident Evil probably came the closest. Still sucked, though.

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 07:53 PM

Resident Evil?! I was lost in the sauce.

And what the hell were they thinking with Doom?

blahblah454 · 11-27-2007, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikilidstrom

Statham is too busy doing another crap game movie, Dungeon Siege, directed by the world infamous Uwe Boll, to do Hitman. I think Statham needs a new agent.

You have to be fucking kidding me!! Why on earth would Statham agree to a movie by Uwe Boll? And why do they even let him direct anymore?

Plan9 · 11-27-2007, 09:14 PM

Because Postal was friggin' hilarious.

10-17-2007, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	Hitman movie is coming i don't know if i should post this in gaming or here, but since it's a movie.... they are making a movie based off Hitman 47, vin diesel is playing the lead. i love love love the game, i'm gonna see the movie no matter what. i just wonder if it's gonna be good. i like vin diesel, i liked him in triple x, but the video game movies, like doom and resident evil, leave me a bit....wanting. still gonna see it though, i'm compelled. anyone else excited about this? __________________ onward to mayhem!

10-17-2007, 01:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
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10-17-2007, 02:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	where are you getting your info? it was never vin disel who played the lead. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465494/ check it out. and I'm still not sure they can make it good. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

10-17-2007, 02:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Most of the gamer community is excited about this, and the makers of the movie just confirmed it would be R, not a "pussified" PG13 version. Violence is what Hitman is about, so I hope it's violent. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

10-17-2007, 03:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	I don't know what gaming community you are part of, but from what I know most of the gaming community is skeptical about this. Mainly because Olyphant looks too young and baby faced to be playing Agent 47. Sure, many hope it will turn out good, but it's a movie based on a video game. Not many of those turn out well. Trailer here: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/hitman/ __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-17-2007, 04:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	clearly not Vin. but It can be good. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

10-17-2007, 04:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
behindalens Upright	This is going to be horrible--I called it. I actually never like the character enough to see an actual movie about him. Why this gets the go ahead when stuff like metal gear solid or halo gets roadblocked only points out the silliness of Hollywood.

10-17-2007, 07:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I've always thought that if they were to make a Hitman movie, Jason Statham should be the Hitman. No one else. I think I'll pass on this one. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

10-19-2007, 06:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Metal Gear Movie is actually already in the works. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-19-2007, 02:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	__________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

10-19-2007, 06:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I just hope that Hitman isn't canned cheese. I want the franchise to be intact after this thing drops. Like Transformers. I had ZERO issues with that flick. Great movie. Awesome plot. Good, solid characters. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-20-2007, 08:14 AM	#18 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	Statham is too busy doing another crap game movie, Dungeon Siege, directed by the world infamous Uwe Boll, to do Hitman. I think Statham needs a new agent.

10-20-2007, 08:19 AM	#19 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Uwe Boll's "Postal" was hilarious. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-26-2007, 08:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	ok, so i saw it. i liked it a lot. amazingly, he walked like hitman in the game (i've only played the PC version, not the PS or XBOX versions). odd storyline, good cinematography, liked it alot. cool thing was, no big name actors. i didn't' know anyone in it at all. some of the scenes look like they were taken out of the game. like the bathroom hit. and i liked the way his suit didn't always fit, like in the game. and it was produced by vin diesal. go figure. so good, i wanna wear a black suit, white shirt, and red tie now. __________________ onward to mayhem!

11-26-2007, 08:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I remember buying the ticket and walking into the theater. I remember walking out and driving home. I just can't remember the movie. There might have been a nude scene and an explosion. Maybe swords? I dunno. The same thing happened when I saw Chronicles of Riddick. Weird.

11-26-2007, 11:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	That was SO helpful, will. I don't see how this can be good - the nature of the Hitman games are to get the job done with as little violence as possible. In the previews, I see explosions and sudden outbursts. I just don't know. Sure, you can pull a storyline out of your ass and just "adapt" the character, but at that point, I lack all interest. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

11-27-2007, 10:01 AM	#27 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I want you to write my eulogy, too. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-27-2007, 10:59 AM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Impressive, but I was hoping for more an "A-Team" theme. ... Hitman: I'll be able to name a dozen gun errors within an hour, I bet. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-27-2007, 11:52 AM	#31 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I don't know a whole lot about swords, but I know a third degree black belt who I could drag to the movie. He makes swords look more dangerous than guns. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-27-2007, 07:45 PM	#32 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	movies like this is what makes movie critics like Ebert still consider videogames a "non-art form" Will there ever be a good video game movie!? News at 11. Resident Evil probably came the closest. Still sucked, though. __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

11-27-2007, 07:53 PM	#33 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Resident Evil?! I was lost in the sauce. And what the hell were they thinking with Doom? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-27-2007, 09:14 PM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Because Postal was friggin' hilarious. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."