Giant Hamburger

Giant Hamburger

Plan9

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

I do appreciate your interactions P9!

Baraka_Guru

As do I.

Please continue.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

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"You should not drink... and bake."

blahblah454

Want some candy?

Giant Hamburger

At last, the guest of honor has arrived.
The tea party may commence...

Plan9

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

but as suddenly as all the fun and games began...

It was bedtime, once again.

Lucifer

is this like bedtime in the Michael Jackson household, perhaps?

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Giant Hamburger

What kind of Hamburger do you take me for, Lucifer?


The end.

Plan9

Oh, it's so good.

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

It is a good place to end it, no?

My mind does wander towards Pooh versus The Thing.

Plan9

*John Carpenter-style Plan9 'gasm*

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Whose head should tear off and sprout legs?

Plan9

Well, Owl would be most menacing. Beak 'n all.

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

What if Pooh accepts a job as a winter caretaker for the Overlook Hotel?

Plan9

Oh, yes.

...

(imagines Rabbit hiding in the bathroom, panting, armed with a butcher knife)

(Pooh breaks through the door with a fire ax, leans in with a crazed look on his face)

"Here's Johnny!"

...

(Alone in a vast labyrinth of hallways, our boy Piglet rides a Big Wheel down the hall, spots two pallid little girls)

...

This could be good.

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

(FIFY)

* * * * *

REDRUM!

"Oh, d-d-d-dear!" said Piglet.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

...

Yes, YES. Most excellent.

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Plan9

Oh, I can imagine the imaginary hallucination bar scene, too.

"Hi, Owl. A little slow tonight, isn't it? *dry cackle*"

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Sue

I declare that this thread is never allowed to go away, ever.

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Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

Charlatan

Owl is more like Dr. Blair all sequestered away and making a space ship while Pooh gets all MacReady. It think eeyore's head should come off...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Plan9

This thread is better than sex.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Daniel_

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Glory's Sun

Hall of Fame material.

Giant Hamburger

Baraka_Guru

*Chortles*

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Giant Hamburger

Thank you B_G for participating...


Open the door Christopher Robin!

The_Jazz

I'm pretty sure that this has something to do with what happens after my 2nd cup of coffee. That's generally the size and shape of Eyore.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Giant Hamburger

Here's Winnie!

Plan9

Woohoo!

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"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Would you like some tea?

Starkizzer

I love your brain GH!

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Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse. ~Edward Gorey

Daniel_

Love it.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Charlatan

*applause*

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

CinnamonGirl

This is the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Giant Hamburger