Giant Hamburger

Piglet shows Pooh what interesting things he found this morning...


It's stuck!


Assistance is required.


Rabbit just pretends no one is home until it leaves.


Next stop...Owl's

Many thoughts are thunk to no avail.

Sleep it off, Pooh!


With sleep comes dreams!

Some strange


Some terrible


Some strangely terrible


and still others felt perfectly natural.


Some made no sense at all.


During all this, Eeyore begins to feel the consequences of his new tail.


Pooh's downtime produces salubrious results.


Finally he can return to sunny constitutionals unimpeded.




Dare I continue?

Craven Morehead

yes!

Plan9

Piglet better find himself a M40A pulse rifle quick!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Xerxys

yes continue please.

Daniel_

I like this. how does it go on?

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Baraka_Guru

Well, considering the fact that every time I've read the title of this thread, it has registered as "Pooh Versus Allen"....

That always comes up in my mind as "Pooh Versus Allen Ginsberg."

Why, I think that would be a decent course for it to take.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Giant Hamburger

Like this...



I must think about how I can work Allen Ginsberg into this.

little_tippler

hehe excellent story GH, looking forward to the next instalment!

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

The_Jazz

GH, I love this!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Giant Hamburger

Thank you!

A e-friend has made a cover for me...

Daniel_

I'm very impressed.

Although my wife pointed out that taken out of context, "chest buster Pooh" could actually be "horny Pooh".

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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The_Jazz

That brings a whole new set of consequences for Eeyore's new tail....

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Giant Hamburger

Oh, bother...

Plan9

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Well, hello there...

Charlatan

This isn't going to end well.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

amonkie

This is absolutely awesome... more! More!

Is the honey not REALLY honey? Inquiring minds want to know...

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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

Fly

your mind is fucked up GH.............



i love it.

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SterlingStudios

LordEden

I fucking love this. More!

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Baraka_Guru

GH, you should move that awesome book cover to the first image of the OP.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Giant Hamburger

Done.

What a day it has been...

blahblah454

Saweet!!! I anxiously await more chestburster/pooh goodness.

Jetée

Can you believe this?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

genuinegirly

I love this thread!!! Good work.

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"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

Giant Hamburger

Meanwhile back in the 100 Acre Creek

"I guess, if it's not too much trouble, somebody should come down here and kill me,"
Eeyore muttered to no one in particular.

Charlatan

Oh bother...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Plan9

I would get a Giant Hamburger cartoon tattoo. It's that awesome.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

I never realized stuffed animals held so much blood. Then again I never knew that facehuggers would find stuff animals so friendly either, so what the hell do I know?

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Giant Hamburger

Some day Jazz, I hope to show you how much blood a stuffed animal can have, piñatas too.

Everyone found the poohburster to be delightful company.

So much so, they didn't notice Roo's absence.

Plan9

Don't do this to me. Don't do it. I'll blow your ass out the airlock.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Pooh suddenly realized that perhaps each egg had a new surprising surprise.

telekinetic

Truely awesome, GH. Unless you have alternate publication plans, this should be reposted in a public forum once it is complete and we can all link to it socially...I was going to submit this to reddit but the Artwork forum is not visible to guests.

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twisted no more

The_Jazz

Let us know if you do or don't want this moved, GH. It's really be fun to watch this develop over the last day or two.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Giant Hamburger

You guys are nice!

I have no plans other than to cheat death. It has been fun to draw and I have a few more to post and a few more to finish before I move on to something else.

Where would you move it? I thought the art forum was open to the public.
I don't really care that much either way. You may do as you see fit.
I am easy like that.

Charlatan

GH... have you been putting these little gems in your daughter's lunch bags?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

The_Jazz

GH, let me confirm which are open forums and which are membership-protected. We'll find a good place for it so that it can get the attention it deserves. This is far too amusing not share with the rest of the world.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

little_tippler

I suggest perhaps a new thread with the entire story in the OP, when you do make it public. That way it makes more sense to post to reddit and whatnot.

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Giant Hamburger

Plan9

GH, I want to have your babies.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Giant Hamburger

Leave your window open and wear your flimsiest gown,
I will come to you like Zues some night when you need it most.

Meanwhile, Pooh and Piglet look on with horror

as the newly released face huggers spider around the wood.

Owl takes this opportunity to take care of a problem

by swallowing it whole and then compressing the indigestible parts into a pellet,
which he will gift to Pooh at his next tea party.