bernadette

just recieved this in an email & thought of this thread (hopefully they're not too old-n-tired jokes & boring)
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<b>What Religion is Your Bra?</b>

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.


"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"


"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."


Relieved, the man asked about the types.


The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?


Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.



The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic
type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills."



<b>Bra Sizes</b>

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters
used to define bra sizes?


If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!


{D} Dang!


{DD} Double dang!


{E} Enormous!


{F} Fake.


{G} Get a Reduction.


{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

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gabshu

Well, I never realized how many people had this problem. I'm a 34B which is widely available and fits my pettite body perfectly.

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txlovely

Brianna is right about Felina. They make very sexy lingerie. However, for support, beauty, comfort and looking good under clothes, Wacoal and Chantelle are fantastic and beautiful, but pricey. On the upside, they are excellent quality and will last a very long time if you take care of them. They aren't wastes of money like Victoria's Secret or other like products. Go to a Nordstrom's, Neiman's or some other high-end retailer that sells these brands and get fitted. Most of us don't wear the right size.

For instance, if the back of your bra is riding up, it's too big. If you aren't comfortable with the hooks in the second set of eyes, it's too small. If you're "bubbling" out the front or sides under your arms, you need a larger cup size. If the straps make you resemble a sausage under your clothes, too small.

A good fitter will make you look and feel like a million bucks, your clothes will fit better and she'll help you find some bras that don't look like what your granny would wear. Don't be shy - fitters see tons of boobs in every size and shape every day - yours are nothing special.

Really, spend the money - you'll be glad you did!

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listid

I don't know what size I am anymore, I just gave up on bras all together when I got to university. Occationally I will don a 32 A if there is some pressing reason for modesty, but very rarely (usually a tight white shirt actually). They are not don't fit quite right, apparently I've grown significantly in the past year and a half, well significantly for a 32 A at any rate, and being a poor student I can't really afford new ones so I'm glad I can go without, its more comfortable anyway!