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Old 02-18-2005, 06:35 AM   #81 (permalink)
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I would have to agree with abaya. Dude, you need to get better informed with the ways of life. First off, anyone who thinks a pregnancy test is going to cost a grand, needs to have to mature a little bit about the way the world works, considering EPT and other pregnancy tests have been on the OTC market for quite a while. As a matter of fact, you can get them at your local dollar store. Second, if you are going to freak out like you have displayed, let me burn one word and one word only into your brain...

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Old 02-19-2005, 12:42 AM   #82 (permalink)
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I would have to agree with abaya. Dude, you need to get better informed with the ways of life. First off, anyone who thinks a pregnancy test is going to cost a grand, needs to have to mature a little bit about the way the world works, considering EPT and other pregnancy tests have been on the OTC market for quite a while. As a matter of fact, you can get them at your local dollar store. Second, if you are going to freak out like you have displayed, let me burn one word and one word only into your brain...

Abstinence (please repeat over and over again)
I didnt think a pregnancy test would cost a grand. As a matter of fact I knew they cost 10 dollars. I just didn't know how much the doctor one costs and extra money is always good just in case.

And yes I never realized how much this could shake me so yes abstinence is probobly whats gonna happen
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Old 02-19-2005, 01:59 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I didnt think a pregnancy test would cost a grand. As a matter of fact I knew they cost 10 dollars. I just didn't know how much the doctor one costs and extra money is always good just in case.

And yes I never realized how much this could shake me so yes abstinence is probobly whats gonna happen
The ones the health professionals use are the same. It just checks for the pregnancy hormone.
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Old 02-19-2005, 02:40 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Hmmm....

Try the home test.... if it is positive... then worry...
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Old 02-19-2005, 07:35 PM   #85 (permalink)
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I didnt think a pregnancy test would cost a grand. As a matter of fact I knew they cost 10 dollars. I just didn't know how much the doctor one costs and extra money is always good just in case.

And yes I never realized how much this could shake me so yes abstinence is probobly whats gonna happen
Well, you posted this on Saturday and you said:

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I am going to wait untill this friday and then if she didnt have her period yet I am going two pregnancy tests and drive over and tell her in person.
So what happened? Did you at least talk to her?
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Old 02-22-2005, 10:08 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2005, 10:10 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:38 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I read a couple posts and completely agree with them, sore tits alone aren't a good enough indication of pregnancy, and an increased appetite doesn't occour until later on when you're pregnant. It aint no thang.
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Old 03-06-2005, 07:30 PM   #89 (permalink)
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So what's the outcome of this?

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Old 03-06-2005, 11:25 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Umm...look two replies above your own.
Maleficent posted a link to the outcome.

Either way, it was an entertaining story. ;-)
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:46 PM   #91 (permalink)
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so why is this in the hall of fame exactly? *shrug*
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:35 PM   #92 (permalink)
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so why is this in the hall of fame exactly? *shrug*
hehe...read the first post again...
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:59 PM   #93 (permalink)
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my girlfriend gets late periods all the time and i freak out just like you...its the sickest feeling i know. but chill out, there are ways out of this. and girls sometimes miss their periods, this isnt the end of the world. everythings gonna be okay dude. im really curious as to how this turns out though, since ive been scared of this many times. keep us posted ribs
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:09 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Ow come on, is the girl pregnant or not??
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:24 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Man, dig up a crusty old thread, why don't you?

If she had been pregnant, the baby would be two years old right now.
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Old 01-21-2008, 04:39 PM   #96 (permalink)
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nearly cried after reading that last post
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Old 01-21-2008, 04:45 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:20 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Just want to add: been there, done that. Was scared shitless for two weeks until she finally had her period.
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Old 04-15-2008, 11:23 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I hope shes pregnant
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:09 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Well, I'm glad she wasn't pregnant. I wonder what ever happened to them..
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Old 10-24-2009, 09:47 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I'm curious to see how many guys on tfp have been freaked out with the "late period" scare. Happened to my SO when we first started going at 'er, but we don't care right now, we're both in the right place to raise a kid and if its a surprise that just makes it all the more awesome. For me atleast... I love kids and kids love me. Should've been a clown instead of an electrician.
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Old 10-24-2009, 09:55 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Shit, I ready the coathanger whenever I get one of those "late period" calls.

Kidding, but I am so not a let's-fuck-around kinda guy with potential offspring.

Even if I do everything right and use a fake name, I'm still paranoid as hell.

I worry that RamboSperm broke through the condom and penetrated deep.

As a member of the Plan clan, I fully endorse my brother... Plan B.
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Old 10-25-2009, 04:56 PM   #103 (permalink)
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"well 4 days after I left she says her boobs hurt." - 4 days? Lol mate, from personal experience (Girlfriend 24 weeks preg) That's fuck all to worry about, worry if that happens in month or two, but get it tested

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Old 12-03-2009, 08:36 AM   #104 (permalink)
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alright. go out there, buy The Guide to Getting it On! by Paul Joannides. not only will it dispel your worries, but it'll teach you, in a fun and civilized manner, everything about sex and how it works.
i think that you need to sit down and have some serious dialouge with yourself about what you know about sex, because it seems you don't know a lot at all. precum, while having sperm in it, is an incredbily small amount of fluic and *if* some got on your finger it's *highly* unlikely that it would find its way up through her cervix, all the way across her uterus, up her fallopian tube to find an egg that's ready to be fertilized. if you're that worried about getting her pregnant, you don't need to be having sex with her unless she's on the pill and you're in a little rubber raincoat. plus i highly doubt she'd be having pre-pregnancy symptoms of boobs hurting four days after you left. that's a little early. i agree with the other posters here- her hormones are probably fluxing due to the emotional ups and downs you expierenced while going "to third base." also, if she's ignorant of the fact she could possibly be pregnant, it seems she's a bit too naive to be sexually active.

(disclaimer) I'm not saying this in a demeaning manner, but i DO think it's VERY important to be educated about sex and sexuality BEFORE something like this happens between you and your partner. *The More You Know*

it might be unlikely but is it impossible?
all i have to say is do a pregnancy test.. and if positive then maybe a paternity test would also be good because i totally agree it's very very unlikely for ur girl to get pregnant 4rm that little piece of action...
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:51 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Why didn't he said the result?
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Old 06-11-2011, 10:00 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Why didn't he said the result?
He did in a different thread. She wasn't pregnant from fingering. I can tell you with almost total certainty that the person in your situation is not pregnant as a result of fingering.
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