Shit, I ready the coathanger whenever I get one of those "late period" calls.
Kidding, but I am so not a let's-fuck-around kinda guy with potential offspring.
Even if I do everything right and use a fake name, I'm still paranoid as hell.
I worry that RamboSperm broke through the condom and penetrated deep.
As a member of the Plan clan, I fully endorse my brother... Plan B.
Last edited by Plan9; 10-24-2009 at 09:57 PM..
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