Hello everyone, seems that my first post went awry as I didn't see this topic. Oh well I minus well just chime in here than, righto? I am originally from Texas, moved to Illinois 5 years ago. I am a veteran of forums, at one I am currently logging 10,600 posts. I hope to enjoy my time here..so peace.

Yeah...try and remember that "Hi I'm New" threads don't go well for most any online forum.

Anyway, hello people, looking foward to being able to use my avatar sometime soon...I hope.

Hi everyone... looking forward to meeting everyone! Maybe more ;)

Hi, am new, man of few words, thats me

Hello....my name in Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

I am Normal

Hello everyone,

I'm so glad I found a place to spend my workday....
All that work was starting to get to me.

Started two days ago, sorry I skipped the introduction.

I'm Dan, I like politically incorrect stuff.

Oh and if anyone ever uses the prase, "I'm dating myself," make sure that you say, "Well it's not as if anyone else would date you."

P.S. Why is it that everyone keeps asking questions like, "How do I access ______?" or "How come I can't get cool stuff next to my name?" I've only known about this site for about 48 hours and these seem to be glaringly obvious answers if you've read any threads before posting a new one. Not that I haven't been guilty of missing the instructions at the top of the math test that say "answer any three," but I would think that you wouldn't want to broadcast the fact that you just got here and you don't feel like learning the rules.

Speaking of which (yes I know I just P.S.'d a P.S), I couldn't find where it said the rules of inappropriate posts. I know that I'm not supposed to be negative, but does that mean no criticism whatsoever? Also, as I mentioned I have an extremely politically incorrect sense of humor. Do I have to worry about offending people? Thanks,

Dan

One last thing: Just out of curiosity, who started TFP (HALX?), and who has the most posts? I'm a real statistics person and for some reason I like to see big numbers. Yeah I'm wierd. Don't look at me like that. That's it, I'm telling mom!

THE WAY I AM
 

I'M AN IMAGING TECH WHO CANT SLLEP AT NIGHT. I DONT HAVE A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER, BUT I HAVE A SOUNDLESS COMPUTER. TALK ABOUT TORTURE, UP AT NIGHT WITHOUT A SOUND TO BE HEARD.

I LOVE THAT QUOTE FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. THE ORIGINAL PIRATE COMEDY WITH THE LATE GREAT ANDRE THE GIANT

Good Morning :)
 

I'm just someone who likes to have a good post and chat with people I meet on the net. It was great to find another forum that seems to be very active in both prospects of my interest.

Look forward to meeting some of you here.;)

I love the topics, love the reading. Am more of a lurker then a poster, but with time, I'm sure that'll change :)

This site is amazing, I didn't think I'd like the site..but Titled offers so many awesome discussions..

've been here for awhile, but i have been away. well now i return and i hope i can mingle, but i've always been hard to extend through the shell.

we'll see.

and thank you.

second post
 

Hello, folks. Lots of good reading here on TFP. Hopefully some of it will be mine in the future.

Lurking and posting in NC.

Hello every one. Nice to now be apart of the board. I have heard a lot of good things about this place and I can't wait to get down to reading and posting all over this place.

Hey this is my first post. I play guitar and sleep....nothing else...will you be my friend?

and the time has come when the DaGus has enterd the world,,, ;)


well i'm a 23y/o guy from sweden.. hmm what more do you whant to know? :)

this site reminds me of offtopic.com. hi all.

ucsb grad that resides in southern cali.

stay in college as long as possible. work blows.

Hey-
I am a newbie that found my way here through fark and a cople of friends.
My screenname is a holdover from the older computer games(broodwar..)
I have been lurking for a bit and thought it time to get active.
Talk to you all soon

Hi everyone. I've been a member for sometime but never actively participated. I will try to start joining #tfp and post more.

Yes another random newbie :)
20 m from NZ hoping for some interesting discussions and general fun :cool:

thanks for letting me in

Arrrrrr.

Over 6000 posts at my other home...and here I don't even get an avatar until 250.

Shit.

Oh, well. No big deal.

Life has a way of making us start over. Again. And Again. And Again.

hey all.. iv been lurkin here as well.. But im gonna start participating. hah i didnt know u needed 250 posts before u could get an avatar..

oh my.

i used to lurk here, and then started posting, and then stopped posting because the hugeness of the forum kind of overwhelmed me.

but now i'm going to try again

i think i am a re-newbie.

guess i qualify as a re-newbie, too. lurk, post occasionally...

and i'd write something charming and delightful if only i could...

crud...i'm just not feeling charming or delightful today. i'll think about it tomorrow.

Hi i'm new i've already posted someother places though. i'm a new-newbie

I'm a n00b.

*twirls finger*

And I hate summarizing myself.

Hey, I just joined this weekend because I heard of this place from a friend. So far I'm enjoying this forum a good bit. Well I guess I'll go out and adventure in these forums now.

I am FishKing. I am related some how or another to dumbnutofak and friends of Boo's


I enjoy reading the jokes and looking at the pics....THANKS

An Intro.........
 

I'm Moo and I'm from Birmingham, England *does that make me bad* ? - Halo peepz. x:icare:

Hi Moo! Thanks for joining..Ill be peekin in on you once and a while;)

Hi Im Benny, found this place unusually but glad of it.

Looks like a great crowd.

Anyway glad to be here....

Hey BritGuy, Moo is a good name, England is cool, Halo Rocks, smiley faces are aight! Im a newbie too so Top O The Mournin To Ya!

Intro's belong in the Introduce yourself thread. :)

Thought I would introduce myself...found this website the other day.... My name is Bill, but I go by Fishin Musician.

Not sure how I got here (Rolling Rock induced memory loss, I guess)...but glad I did. Very cool site, first time ever I spent a entire day reading online...I laugh, I cried, well...no, I didn’t cry...I did laugh so hard a few times I had tears in my eyes. Lots of interesting subjects, lots of interesting people, hope to get to know you all better in the future.

Take it easy,
FM

I have a feeling this is kind of a black hole thread...People post here but nobody ever reads them and those that post never come back...

call it a hunch.

**stands...takes deep breath**
Hello. My name is Be0, and I am a N008.

I feel....better.