Hi there...I'm Josh Lyman....I like politics, beer, and Donna, and I'm a smart ass

hi!
 

hey all. been a long time reader of the forums and finally getting around to posting!
hail from south florida and think these forums are great

Hey hey yo. ive been visiting the boards for a while on my friend account, finally decided to make my own :) its a really great board and id like to applaud halx on a job well done *clap*

Hey, welcome new people!

Wow.. I guess this is the first time I feel ready and responsible enough to actually welcome the newcomers, instead of introducing myself as one... Wasn't that long ago I joined myself. Sure does feel strange to have the roles reversed.

hi people i just joined

i'm from england i run the planet forums
This place looks quite nice, glad I found it.

Hey guys,

New here... what can I say? I'm Canadian - love my hockey, booze and weed. :D

Hello, I am wubbawubba
 

I was a member of this site previously, but I was banised. I foud that I missed it, so I am here, crawling back to you on my hands and knees begging for your acceptance.

Hello.
 

Hi :), found this forum off google...Seems interesting

So... what were your search terms that you ended up here? (And welcome to the TFP, make yourself at home!)

philosophy forums

Ooh, that'll please Halx.

Heh, yeah I love philosophy :), thanks for the replies and I'm sorry for uglifing the pic thread you guys had going.

A truly tilted newbie...Live in NY. I go by tecoyah, Hello to all

Thanks for your time to register and post here, warm welcome to you son and hopes your time here is enjoyable as ours :) rememeber to read the rules.

I just arrived fresh today, and wanted to say hello to all you people out there.
So, yeah, hi, and all that good stuff....

WTF is up??
 

Im, like, totally new here and I am just saying howdy, to all, and, to all, a howdy!!

So now, here comes the part where you resond and insert some type of salutations for me.

Go on, now.

Ok, wait, let me see now... I'm positive I've got the lines memorized this time.. I think */me double-checks the script*

Uhh.. yes, welcome to......sigh.. I forgot my lines again. Sorry.

*/me reads carefully from script* Ahem. Welcome... to.. the.. Tilted.. Forum.. Project.. I... Hope... You... Will... Enjoy... Your... Stay... (whew!)

*/me looks at the rest of the script* Oh hell no I am not reading the rest of THAT... its just so CORNY! You'll just have to do with the above!

So yea, welcome :D

/me points at the introduce yourself thread and coughs politely.

Yep! Another Newbie
 

Hello All..............

Obviously, this is my first post in here, but sure it won’t be my last….

A friend of a friend of a friend directed me to this board, took a quick look around, like what a see, Soooooo… your stuck with me…;)


Bla! Bla! Bla!
:p

Post a photo so we can make fun of it... Just kidding -Welcome the forum.

Welcome to the forum! Just read the rules, and you'll be fine

Whoops! Hello again...

I just posted a new thread introduceing myself and skipped right over this one..

How embarrassing… :o

Forgive me I’m stupid :lol:

:rolleyes: Oh well

Thanks!

I just noticed the “introduce yourself here” thread.:D

Don’t hate the new guy cuz he’s stupid.

Hate him cuz he’s sleeping with you’re wife.

a warped sence of humor.....nice to have you aboard!

Welcome newbie... Umm, stay away from my wife though, thanks!

Hi, Im new :)
Found the site via FARK (it was on the top ten boobies list), and there are no boobies.

Its all good anyways. :)

hey all a fellow marine got me hooked before i got shipped off to iraq. well now im back......let the fun begin.

welcome back! enjoy the place, glad to see a man in uniform home safe. :)

Thanks for the warm welcome.

I currently work nights answering the phones for a ten county wide mental health organization. This place is a great way to spend my time between suicidal callers.....Damn I hate full moons.. :thumbsup: :)

hey...thought i'd stop in fr a "hey i'm the new kid" post.
i'm a girl...currently live in nyc, love music, relaxing, getting to know people. :) i'm into drumming, psychology, and gender/sexuality/sexual health and advocacy.

ask me anything.

Happy Birthday.

hy guys, what's going on, i'm quebecois btw :)
go quebec! :P

Hi, I'm Kim. I'm 24 and live in Seattle. I live with my boyfriend and six other people in a co-op. The house mates and I are involved with multiple harm reduction organizations and drug policy reform. We are also active in he local art community. Last year I went ot Burning Man with the art collective reasonable for The GyroShere Project and the RedAnt fashion show.I did some of the makeup for the fashion show.I work in the cosmetology industry, but am taking time off due to Cystic Fibrosis.

Im jaws

Umm thats all

Hey... not much I can say about myself really. I'm a guy from the Detroit area (9 Mile... w00t.) I'm into The Matrix (if you're good you'll pick up the reference in my name). I'll probably be seen in the "sexuality", "motors", and "entertainment" forums the most, since they are my top interests. Even better when the three are somehow combined... "So what turns you on more, stealing cars of having sex?" "How about stealing cars while having sex?"

And that's all. Peace.

hey all. you can call me Ode if you'd like

Hi,

Just found this forum. Seems like an interesting place. I might stick around for a while :)

Well, I'm new, etc. I hope to become an active member here, and whatnot.

hello..
im new:D

Hey, I'm new as well.
I'll keep it brief, I'm from Australia and I love things like sport, wildlife photography and surfing.

Looks like an intersting forum and I'm looking foward to being a part of it, should be fun.