Hello all, I've actually been a member here for awhile, but never posted and just lurked around, maybe it's time I start. :)

Hello and welcome to all the new users. :)

Here's a link to a thread with a few of the more common ones (especially around here). http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=34378

Hello all. I'm Jeff, also known as Slauncha Man. I found out about this site through some link somewhere. I don't really remember where. Anyway, it seemed interesting, so here I am. Hello.

SHIT, I HATE PUPLIC SPEAKING - THATS WHY I LEFT SALES AFTER 20 YEARS - OK, ALL OF YOU ARE IN YOUR SHORTS - I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT (IT'S A TIP FOR SPEAKING TO LARGE CROWDS) -
ANYHOW, I AM STUCK IN HOUSTON TEXAS WONDERING WHEN DID I PISS GOD OFF TO DESERVE THIS? I MAKE A MEAGER LIVING AS A PHOTOGRAPHER /ARTIST - ENOUGH TO LIVE - GOOD STUFF.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER, THE MEMBERS OF ....

I'm Jeebus... nice to meet all of you.

you better not tell LordJeebus that;)

Hello from me. I'm new too. :)

Hello all, I just wanted to accquaint myself and give a formal introduction!

hello, i just signed up, and wanted to say hi. i'll probably be slow to post, but when i do, i can assure you that it'll make no sense and add nothing to the conversation. wooo!

Hi everyone. I'm new. Please be nice. :p

hello, this place is huge..so many forums :)

Hiya Everybody!

(Hi Doctor Nick)

As you can see, I'm the new guy until the next response gets posted, so hello!

Welcome! @ the fresh bunch of newbies ^ :)

Come inside, have a look around, make yourself comfortable, and have some fun :)

Read and remember the rules and let us know if there's anything we can help you with. :)

Hi, I'm also new.
Basic facts: I come from Australia, love marshmellows and the beatles, hate beetroot and I one day aspire to own a pet penguin. I would call him Bernie (which explains the nick).

Hope to have some fun here, bye.

Hello everyone,
Signed up mostly to check out the titty board, but I have been looking around and it is amazing how much valuable, useless, comical, stupid, etc, etc, etc, info can be found here. I like it.

yea i'm a newb, don't know much about the forum at all so any info would be appreciated. i look forward to getting to know some of you. if anyone cares i live in atlanta and i hate it. soon to be going to arizona state woohoo..

Not quite a newbie but I never formally introduced myself... I re-registered after a total computer overhaul, so hello again! (and welcome to all true newcomers)

weeee I'm a newbie too. *claps hands*

Hi
 

Hi Peeps,

I'm a newbie:D

Well 'ALLO!!!!
 

Hello all you beautiful peoples!! :) Nice to meet you, the board comes highly recommended by a friend who's opinion I trust so here goes nothing!

Yes, you may bow now :)

This seems like the thing to do when you're a newbie, so "hey" and "here's a shout out to all my peeps"....or maybe just "this looks like an experience, so lets join in and see what its all about." :)

Hi. I come from the land down under, the great southern land, Australia.

I hope these forums are as interesting as forums on other free sites.

G'day Crusader,

You'll find you're in good company (quite a few Aussies on the board).

This site can prove VERY interesting.. hope you like it enough to stick around!

Welcome to all the other newbies!

I had this site bookmarked couple weeks ago, but today's the first time I actually went further then the main page. Baby steps, I always say. No actually, I never say that. But an accomplishment nontheless.

hi

Hi... my name is James... stumbled onto the site through fark.com. Things look interesting around here...

Be sure to stick around. The more you participate, the more interesting things get.

hi i joined a while back but then my computer went down for a long time.. just found these forums again and will be stopping by periodically =)

Whattup. I am a n00b.
 

Glad to be referred to this highly regarded forum.

welcome! :D

Welcome!

Good to have you here :)

Please make sure you've had a look at the TFP POLICY AND GUIDELINES

I hope you enjoy your stay. :)

//merging into the intro thread ;)

My turn to say Hi!

I just joined today. I normally don't post on forums, but TFP seems to have a level of sophistication that others do not. :)

Hi everybody!

I just signed up today, and it seems pretty cool here.

Hey Yall, the name is chiuey (pronounced like chewy), found this site through fark.com, got bored figured I join and see what's up :D

I'm new. I'm making a post here. :)

I too am new here, and was pointed here by a friend.

I do art, game design, and am researching motivation theory. I'm fed up of forums packed with people who can't (be bothered) to spell or sometimes even think.

These forums look very interesting :)

You out there lucifer?

Right here buddy, welcome to the club

I am he who is clueless about all things wombat related.

i am also he who is new and wandering through on his way to enlightenment

hello, my name is CanadianCommie,, and I came here by way of fark, but I am always happy to half ass contribute to any decent forum I encounter.

I live in the Great White North (well, Texas North more specifically) and I like hockey, and boobies.

that's about all that is relevant at this moment anyways. I am tired and hungry, and I get stupid when the two combine

hey, hows it goin. are you flowin?
im from canada.
i like cooking, puffin the fat bowls, funky tunes naomi klein and bein poor.