Narcissist

Hello, I'm obviously new here. You might be wondering why I didn't introduce myself in the "Introduce Yourself HERE!!!" sticky thread. The answer is simple, I'm very narcissistic, therefore, I believe I deserve my own thread. At any rate, this forum looks nice and organized. I look forward to discussing numerous topics and meeting intelligent and open-minded people.

Martian

This forum is organized. Expect your 'extra special intro thread' to be merged with the main one as soon as a mod gets around to it.

As long as you're able to have a mature dialogue with both existing and new members, you'll be welcomed with open arms. If you're not able to do that, you can expect that things will not go quite so smoothly.

Oh, and welcome.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Plan9

Damnit, I told Xerxys to stop creating new accounts.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

FuglyStick

I'm here for the clicky prize, dammit.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Plan9

Well, it's obviously already betwixt ya earholes.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

Oh goody. Fresh meat, all nice and tidy for me! Thanks, guys! You shouldn't have!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Jetée

Nobody notices me anyway, so I'll just leave a placemark here as a reminder to say "hello" to you at a later time yet to be specified, only of which is verifiably known to be not right now. Maybe not even tomorrow, but we can all hope.

Until then, don't get lost, 'cause I still have to welcome you before you go off to your next playful field of crushed dreams and stagnant life articles.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Narcissist

Fresh meat? I hope this isn't a forum for ex-convicts! Thank you all for making feel right in The Twilight Zone.

Daniel_

I didn't click.

What do I win?

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Redlemon

This reminds me of one of my favorite highway signs: "Slow down and get ticket." Fuck that, I'm going to floor it, I don't want to get ticketed.

Oh, was there a Narcissist? Hello, I guess.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

thirdsun

Intelligent? Yes!

and open-minded? Good luck!

Strange Famous

when I first joined this site I made a thread simpy entitled "I'm the best at all sex positions"

I think someone deleted it and threatened to ban me over it though

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Narcissist

Dr. Phil voice: How does that make you feel?