Click here and win nothing.
 

Hello, I'm obviously new here. You might be wondering why I didn't introduce myself in the "Introduce Yourself HERE!!!" sticky thread. The answer is simple, I'm very narcissistic, therefore, I believe I deserve my own thread. At any rate, this forum looks nice and organized. I look forward to discussing numerous topics and meeting intelligent and open-minded people.

This forum is organized. Expect your 'extra special intro thread' to be merged with the main one as soon as a mod gets around to it.

As long as you're able to have a mature dialogue with both existing and new members, you'll be welcomed with open arms. If you're not able to do that, you can expect that things will not go quite so smoothly.

Oh, and welcome.

Damnit, I told Xerxys to stop creating new accounts.

I'm here for the clicky prize, dammit.

Well, it's obviously already betwixt ya earholes.

Oh goody. Fresh meat, all nice and tidy for me! Thanks, guys! You shouldn't have!

Nobody notices me anyway, so I'll just leave a placemark here as a reminder to say "hello" to you at a later time yet to be specified, only of which is verifiably known to be not right now. Maybe not even tomorrow, but we can all hope.

Until then, don't get lost, 'cause I still have to welcome you before you go off to your next playful field of crushed dreams and stagnant life articles.

Fresh meat? I hope this isn't a forum for ex-convicts! Thank you all for making feel right in The Twilight Zone.

I didn't click.

What do I win?

This reminds me of one of my favorite highway signs: "Slow down and get ticket." Fuck that, I'm going to floor it, I don't want to get ticketed.

Oh, was there a Narcissist? Hello, I guess. :D

Intelligent? Yes!

and open-minded? Good luck!

:lol:

when I first joined this site I made a thread simpy entitled "I'm the best at all sex positions"

I think someone deleted it and threatened to ban me over it though :(

Dr. Phil voice: How does that make you feel?