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Old 06-25-2009, 10:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hello everybody...

Hey guys, Im a little drunk....

Punk.of.Ages sleeps on my couch a lot and told me this is a cool place to hang out!
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Punk.of.Ages, huh?

Listen, whatever that asshole told you about me, it's lies, okay? All lies. That couch-slut had it in for me since day one, all because I made one or two or fifty-seven little jokes about how punk guitarists are all drunk and only know three chords. He spreads it around and I keep hearing it, and I'm tired of that shit.

I don't need you coming in here ragging on me too! I've had enough of that shit! I'd appreciate it if you'd just back off!

Ahem.

I mean, welcome aboard.
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well it is nice to meet you too!! And by the way you have no idea the shit he tells me about you
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Punk.of.Ages, huh?

Listen, whatever that asshole told you about me, it's lies, okay? All lies. That couch-slut had it in for me since day one, all because I made one or two or fifty-seven little jokes about how punk guitarists are all drunk and only know three chords. He spreads it around and I keep hearing it, and I'm tired of that shit.

I don't need you coming in here ragging on me too! I've had enough of that shit! I'd appreciate it if you'd just back off!

Ahem.

I mean, welcome aboard.
Dude, that's pretty funny, cause she asked me to show her what a "post" looked like and yours happened to be the newest on the "new posts" list....

"Wow, that's a lot of big words. Will I fit in here?" Was her reply.

"Yeah, that dude makes us all look inferior..." I said.

Lies I suppose...
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, I have ideas. He thinks I don't know, but I do. Shit gets around.

Also, sometimes I give myself an inferiority complex. It's a fucked up situation.
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hey welcome dani...

after seeing the two headed POA's video yesterday, im surprised he's not sleeping on the floor


edit: ok, after seeing the drunk photo set, ive got to add that to the list too
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sometimes I do sleep on the floor...

Depends on how much partying's going on!
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Ya the second head in the video is my husband. Oh ya and the pictures he just posted I took
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Some of our best members come to us from recommendations of the scum of the earth!
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Some of our best members come to us from recommendations of the scum of the earth!
glad to be welcome here, but you should take it a little easy on Punk.of.Ages hes not that bad. He just lives on my coach sucking up the air.
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh, I have ideas. He thinks I don't know, but I do. Shit gets around.

Also, sometimes I give myself an inferiority complex. It's a fucked up situation.
Haha, I'll never live up to myself, either.


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glad to be welcome here, but you should take it a little easy on Punk.of.Ages hes not that bad. He just lives on my coach sucking up the air.
Welcome. I'd post something topical or visual, but I'm abit burned out today.

I hope to converse with you sometime in the future, about anything really, enjoy your stay, wipe your feet, and leave the seat in an upright fastened position when through.

Have a random podcast, then.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Punk.of.Ages sleeps on my couch a lot
Yeah, we have that problem with the cat. But, I find that if you squirt him with a water pistol a few times he'll get off of the furniture.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice, I will try that some day!!!
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hello Mrs.Of.Ages.

If you guys have a son, call him Rock.

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Old 07-01-2009, 11:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Being as her husband is my best friend, I really don't see a kid in our future...

Plus, Def Leppard sucks!
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hello Mrs.Of.Ages.

If you guys have a son, call him Rock.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He's like a brother to me, that's incest!!!
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Plus, Def Leppard sucks!
And I thought you were COOL.


Also, hi, Dani
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:51 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hello CinnamonGirl, its nice to hear from you, and yes Punk.of.Ages is so not cool. He doesn't even know who Bird York was until I showed him. Blah
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:47 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Boy, am I embarassed now!

I figured that you mean "sleeps on your sofa" as in "is too lazy to come to bed because of the net".

Sorry.

In which case, let me re-phrase the message as "Hello Dani, you have a great first name "
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Boy, am I embarassed now!

I figured that you mean "sleeps on your sofa" as in "is too lazy to come to bed because of the net".

Sorry.

In which case, let me re-phrase the message as "Hello Dani, you have a great first name "
Well you are right about him never leaving his couch, he only gets up to eat, shit, and smoke cigarettes.

Hey I like your name too!!!
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