hello everybody...
 

Hey guys, Im a little drunk....

Punk.of.Ages sleeps on my couch a lot and told me this is a cool place to hang out!

Punk.of.Ages, huh?

Listen, whatever that asshole told you about me, it's lies, okay? All lies. That couch-slut had it in for me since day one, all because I made one or two or fifty-seven little jokes about how punk guitarists are all drunk and only know three chords. He spreads it around and I keep hearing it, and I'm tired of that shit.

I don't need you coming in here ragging on me too! I've had enough of that shit! I'd appreciate it if you'd just back off!

Ahem.

I mean, welcome aboard.

well it is nice to meet you too!! And by the way you have no idea the shit he tells me about you

Dude, that's pretty funny, cause she asked me to show her what a "post" looked like and yours happened to be the newest on the "new posts" list....

"Wow, that's a lot of big words. Will I fit in here?" Was her reply.

"Yeah, that dude makes us all look inferior..." I said.

Lies I suppose...

Oh, I have ideas. He thinks I don't know, but I do. Shit gets around.

Also, sometimes I give myself an inferiority complex. It's a fucked up situation.

hey welcome dani...

after seeing the two headed POA's video yesterday, im surprised he's not sleeping on the floor


edit: ok, after seeing the drunk photo set, ive got to add that to the list too

Sometimes I do sleep on the floor...

Depends on how much partying's going on!

Ya the second head in the video is my husband. Oh ya and the pictures he just posted I took

Some of our best members come to us from recommendations of the scum of the earth! ;)

glad to be welcome here, but you should take it a little easy on Punk.of.Ages hes not that bad. He just lives on my coach sucking up the air.:wave:

Haha, I'll never live up to myself, either.


Welcome. I'd post something topical or visual, but I'm abit burned out today.

I hope to converse with you sometime in the future, about anything really, enjoy your stay, wipe your feet, and leave the seat in an upright fastened position when through.

Have a random podcast, then.

Yeah, we have that problem with the cat. But, I find that if you squirt him with a water pistol a few times he'll get off of the furniture.

Thanks for the advice, I will try that some day!!!

hi! welcome

Hello Mrs.Of.Ages.

If you guys have a son, call him Rock.

:D

Being as her husband is my best friend, I really don't see a kid in our future...

Plus, Def Leppard sucks!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
He's like a brother to me, that's incest!!!

:eek: And I thought you were COOL.


Also, hi, Dani :)

Hello CinnamonGirl, its nice to hear from you, and yes Punk.of.Ages is so not cool. He doesn't even know who Bird York was until I showed him. Blah

Boy, am I embarassed now!

I figured that you mean "sleeps on your sofa" as in "is too lazy to come to bed because of the net".

Sorry.

In which case, let me re-phrase the message as "Hello Dani, you have a great first name :thumbsup: "

Well you are right about him never leaving his couch, he only gets up to eat, shit, and smoke cigarettes.

Hey I like your name too!!!:thumbsup: