Galileo

Hello,

I just found this website by doing an internet search in quest of free passes for the website DDGIRLS. This website appeared about three pages into the search results. Anyhow I looked this forum over and decided to join. Now that I'm here I'd like to report that I have no known interests. Years ago I used to golf but I didn't like wearing funny clothes (except on special occasions), so I quit the game. I like Mexican food and chocolate. I mean, who doesn't? I dislike dwarves. I'm not sure why. I've never been rejected by a dwarf woman, so that's not it, though that day is probably coming.
In all likelihood I won't reply to a reply. That would require that I read someone else's post, which I usually don't do. If your forum name is female and you have a photo of yourself in the margin that would indicate that you are attractive, I might write something back to you even though I know deep down that the photo is not that of you, the forum member.

By the way, I never did find those free DDGIRLS passes.

Your Chum,
Galileo G. Smith

Cynthetiq

welcome to our forums.... maybe you'll read this post, and I won't ask you to play golf, nor am I a dwarf.

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Plan9

Hahaha, great first post. Picky cheapskate goes on lust-oriented search.

Man, I should have started my TFP experience off right with one of these dissertations.

P.S.

Galileo: I'm a hot 19 Y.O. hardbody with firm C cups looking for a casual encounter.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

shoot, ya don't need funny cloths to play golf...

where were you playin', anyways?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The_Jazz

Don't get fooled, Galileo. Those are implants. And not the good kind.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Shauk

there are boobies here. stay awhile?

Gh0s7

The boobies are what led me here as well. I decided to stay a while and try to learn a thing or two.

JumpinJesus

More than likely I'll read your opening post, come up with a really smart and fresh reply, only to find out that someone beat me to the same witticism or one-liner 4 or 5 replies in. I'll become disappointed and end up not replying.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Lucifer

Didn't you? I seem to remember some drunken ramble about some women rejecting you...

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

RangerJoe

Such optimism. (;

I like you already, Mr. Philosopher Man.

Plan9

Hey, not ONCE was a midget mentioned in my early tirades.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Shauk

so far he hasn't come back

Cynthetiq

not to this thread no....but he's been around.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

nerfgangsta

speaks the truth no bullshit haha

Sticky

No interests, eh?
Maybe, but you seem like a perfect candidate for the Nonsense board.

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troit

As a fresh membe to the community it is your job to give us fresh topics to discsuss...get to work!!!

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I've yet to dephile myself...