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Old 01-16-2008, 03:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello,

I just found this website by doing an internet search in quest of free passes for the website DDGIRLS. This website appeared about three pages into the search results. Anyhow I looked this forum over and decided to join. Now that I'm here I'd like to report that I have no known interests. Years ago I used to golf but I didn't like wearing funny clothes (except on special occasions), so I quit the game. I like Mexican food and chocolate. I mean, who doesn't? I dislike dwarves. I'm not sure why. I've never been rejected by a dwarf woman, so that's not it, though that day is probably coming.
In all likelihood I won't reply to a reply. That would require that I read someone else's post, which I usually don't do. If your forum name is female and you have a photo of yourself in the margin that would indicate that you are attractive, I might write something back to you even though I know deep down that the photo is not that of you, the forum member.

By the way, I never did find those free DDGIRLS passes.

Your Chum,
Galileo G. Smith

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Old 01-16-2008, 03:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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welcome to our forums.... maybe you'll read this post, and I won't ask you to play golf, nor am I a dwarf.
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha, great first post. Picky cheapskate goes on lust-oriented search.

Man, I should have started my TFP experience off right with one of these dissertations.

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Galileo: I'm a hot 19 Y.O. hardbody with firm C cups looking for a casual encounter.
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Old 01-16-2008, 04:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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shoot, ya don't need funny cloths to play golf...

where were you playin', anyways?
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Old 01-16-2008, 05:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Galileo: I'm a hot 19 Y.O. hardbody with firm C cups looking for a casual encounter.
Don't get fooled, Galileo. Those are implants. And not the good kind.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there are boobies here. stay awhile?
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The boobies are what led me here as well. I decided to stay a while and try to learn a thing or two.
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Old 01-17-2008, 05:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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More than likely I'll read your opening post, come up with a really smart and fresh reply, only to find out that someone beat me to the same witticism or one-liner 4 or 5 replies in. I'll become disappointed and end up not replying.
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Old 01-17-2008, 06:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Man, I should have started my TFP experience off right with one of these dissertations.
Didn't you? I seem to remember some drunken ramble about some women rejecting you...
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Old 01-17-2008, 10:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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If your forum name is female and you have a photo of yourself in the margin that would indicate that you are attractive, I might write something back to you even though I know deep down that the photo is not that of you, the forum member.

Such optimism. (;

I like you already, Mr. Philosopher Man.
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Old 01-22-2008, 01:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Didn't you? I seem to remember some drunken ramble about some women rejecting you...
Hey, not ONCE was a midget mentioned in my early tirades.
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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so far he hasn't come back
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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so far he hasn't come back
not to this thread no....but he's been around.
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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speaks the truth no bullshit haha
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Old 01-24-2008, 12:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Hello,

I just found this website by doing an internet search in quest of free passes for the website DDGIRLS. This website appeared about three pages into the search results. Anyhow I looked this forum over and decided to join. Now that I'm here I'd like to report that I have no known interests. Years ago I used to golf but I didn't like wearing funny clothes (except on special occasions), so I quit the game. I like Mexican food and chocolate. I mean, who doesn't? I dislike dwarves. I'm not sure why. I've never been rejected by a dwarf woman, so that's not it, though that day is probably coming.
In all likelihood I won't reply to a reply. That would require that I read someone else's post, which I usually don't do. If your forum name is female and you have a photo of yourself in the margin that would indicate that you are attractive, I might write something back to you even though I know deep down that the photo is not that of you, the forum member.

By the way, I never did find those free DDGIRLS passes.

Your Chum,
Galileo G. Smith
No interests, eh?
Maybe, but you seem like a perfect candidate for the Nonsense board.
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Old 01-24-2008, 05:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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As a fresh membe to the community it is your job to give us fresh topics to discsuss...get to work!!!
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