I Probably Won't Reply
 

Hello,

I just found this website by doing an internet search in quest of free passes for the website DDGIRLS. This website appeared about three pages into the search results. Anyhow I looked this forum over and decided to join. Now that I'm here I'd like to report that I have no known interests. Years ago I used to golf but I didn't like wearing funny clothes (except on special occasions), so I quit the game. I like Mexican food and chocolate. I mean, who doesn't? I dislike dwarves. I'm not sure why. I've never been rejected by a dwarf woman, so that's not it, though that day is probably coming.
In all likelihood I won't reply to a reply. That would require that I read someone else's post, which I usually don't do. If your forum name is female and you have a photo of yourself in the margin that would indicate that you are attractive, I might write something back to you even though I know deep down that the photo is not that of you, the forum member.

By the way, I never did find those free DDGIRLS passes.

Your Chum,
Galileo G. Smith

welcome to our forums.... maybe you'll read this post, and I won't ask you to play golf, nor am I a dwarf.

Hahaha, great first post. Picky cheapskate goes on lust-oriented search.

Man, I should have started my TFP experience off right with one of these dissertations.

P.S.

Galileo: I'm a hot 19 Y.O. hardbody with firm C cups looking for a casual encounter.

shoot, ya don't need funny cloths to play golf...

where were you playin', anyways?

Don't get fooled, Galileo. Those are implants. And not the good kind.

there are boobies here. stay awhile?

The boobies are what led me here as well. I decided to stay a while and try to learn a thing or two.

More than likely I'll read your opening post, come up with a really smart and fresh reply, only to find out that someone beat me to the same witticism or one-liner 4 or 5 replies in. I'll become disappointed and end up not replying.

Didn't you? I seem to remember some drunken ramble about some women rejecting you...

Such optimism. (;

I like you already, Mr. Philosopher Man.

Hey, not ONCE was a midget mentioned in my early tirades.

so far he hasn't come back :p

not to this thread no....but he's been around.

speaks the truth no bullshit haha

No interests, eh?
Maybe, but you seem like a perfect candidate for the Nonsense board.

As a fresh membe to the community it is your job to give us fresh topics to discsuss...get to work!!! ;)