08-21-2005, 12:08 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Seattle
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One day I will be...
Today I was talking with the wife and I told her something about "when I was kid". Then I asked her, "I'm not really a kid anymore, am I?"
"Not really." "Then what am I?" "An adult?" "I'm a man!" That's the point when we both giggled and the conversation ended. I spend a LOT of time thinking about what I might do with my life. Here's a short list of what I am mulling over:
What are you gonna be one day?
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08-21-2005, 04:43 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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We asked our son what he was going do when he grew up. He said “I’m not sure, but I am going to make enough money to enjoy it before I get too old.”
I said “Better yet, why don’t you make enough money so we can enjoy it before we get too old?” He said “I think it’s already too late for that.” |
08-21-2005, 05:05 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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I would like to be a director. I love movies! A horror movie director. I would also like to be a rockstar! Who wouldn't!
Those are my pipedreams. In reality I want to do something with computers or maybe be a cop. Ya, a cop with fourteen tattoos, that should go over good. I can't work at the factory anymore. A piece of me dies everday I waste there. *SIGH*
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08-21-2005, 05:19 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Sweden - Land of the sodomite damned
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I have no grand plans for my future. Getting a nice job, marrying and getting kids. I'm happy with that. (Maybe those are grand plans in their own way)
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08-21-2005, 05:30 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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08-21-2005, 06:38 AM | #9 (permalink) |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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One day I will have a job that doesn't deal with the mindless public, be happy with my body, and have my own small aviary in my own home (although, I've already started on this one). Oh, and be a world traveler (I've barely started this one too).
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08-21-2005, 06:48 AM | #11 (permalink) |
Cunning Runt
Location: Taking a mulligan
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Retired, and no longer required to deal with whiners, asshats, government regulations, and full-blown idiots.
Guess that means I'll be a recluse.
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08-21-2005, 06:50 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Thanks for the chuckle.
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08-21-2005, 07:55 AM | #14 (permalink) |
I am Winter Born
Location: Alexandria, VA
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One day I'll finish all this damned schooling, get a job that I enjoy (involving some travel and a decent salary), and spend my spare time playing with sportscars. Something tells me it might take a while to get a networking job that pays that much money, though.
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08-21-2005, 08:17 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Actually, I'd like to be an astronaut. Not because it's one of those cliché things that kids say when they're five years old, or because it's one of those "American Dream" type jobs--no. It's for the simple fact that I'm obessed with outer space, and I just want to get as close to the stars as humanly possible within my lifetime.
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08-21-2005, 09:29 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
Unbelievable
Location: Grants Pass OR
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Now back to the topic, All I really wanna be, is my kids dad. Yes I have goals, dreams, and desires but if I have to sacrifice what really matters to me to attain them, then I don't want them. |
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08-21-2005, 10:33 AM | #20 (permalink) |
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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One day I'll be able to look back at my life and say "you know, I did everything that I wanted to do, and I'm totally happy with the way I did it!"
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08-21-2005, 03:24 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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when I was younger I would have said
One day I will be a great romance novelist now....One day I will be able to sleep past 4 am...which will probably mean Im dead
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08-21-2005, 03:37 PM | #24 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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I'm tired of saying "one day" and one day I will stop...
However, I have met my goals so I guess I should set my new ones. My goals were: Be a teacher Move to a large city Get my Master's degree with a 4.0 Marry a man who is not only a lover, but also my best friend Become confident Those have all been met, so I guess now I will just be for a little bit and set up more "One day" goals later.
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08-21-2005, 04:04 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Connecticut
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I've been a dad, and I've loved it.
The only other thing I want to do is be a missionary somewhere when my kids are out of the house. I've enjoyed more than my share of the riches of the world.
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08-21-2005, 07:53 PM | #26 (permalink) |
is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Be happy.
Oh, and a non virgin. But one step at a time
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08-21-2005, 08:31 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Fuckin' A
Location: Lex Vegas
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-Married to a beautiful, intelligent, and fun girl (they're about as rare as raw meat).
-Playing music for people, hopefully for money, but maybe not. -The owner of a fast car of some sort. -Able to afford taking said car to the track every week or so. -Financially stable enough that my wife won't have to work a day in her life if she doesn't want to. -Standing next to a life-size statue of Mr. Peanut that adorns a special room in the house.
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08-21-2005, 10:45 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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as a kid, when i grew up what i really wanted to be was a waitress. i have no idea why, but that is what i wanted to do with my life. not so sadly, i never achieved that goal. nothing against those who do it--but knowing people who worked in that industry, ugh--i would so not have enjoyed it!
my goals have changed so much in the last few years. the only thing that has really remained constant is the desire to surround myself with people i love, who love me back and take advantage of whatever opportunities come my way. there are lots of things i don't have that i want, but overall, i really am happy with my life. i'd love to have "more" but i can't complain--i consider myself very blessed. |
08-22-2005, 06:54 AM | #32 (permalink) |
Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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My teacher in grade 9 made us sit down and write a letter to ourselves on the first day.
I remember my letter very well: I was preoccupied with finding the whistle to get to the 7th(8th?) level in Legend of Zelda. I was also in love with a girl, Bonnie. She did not know I existed. I was scared about not making friends and being not cool. At the end of the year, the teacher gave us our letters back and I remember thinking "THE WHISTLE?!?! Oh my god, that is so lame. Of course it is under the waterfall." And I was infatuated with a different girl. About 10 different girls, if I remember correctly. I think that I will write myself another letter. A top 10 list is very cool, but I have done that before and haven't achieved more than the first couple of things (including 'get beer' and 'grow a beard') I am happy with myself, and the things that I have accomplished. Yes, I would like to do more, and am planning on doing some very cool things soon. For those that have read most of my posts, you will realize that most of the time I am happy just being alive and in one piece. I am truly grateful. Post Script: I would also like to be a director, but I have been on a movie set, and don't think that I could take the pressure. I would keep thinking to myself "This is costing me about a thousand bucks an hour!"
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08-22-2005, 08:11 AM | #34 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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One day I will be a stay-at-home mom. One day I will be a high school English teacher. One day I will publish a travel narrative. One day my dad will stop hassling me, because there will be nothing left for him to hassle me about.
One day I will be happy, not feel crazy, and be content with that.
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08-22-2005, 08:42 AM | #35 (permalink) |
Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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A 7-year old mystmarimatt and his best friend.
M: "One day, I'm going to be an Astronaut!" D: "Really? An Astronaut? Wow! That's sounds scary!" M: "Yeah!" D: "I'd sure miss you if you went to space." M: "You would?" D: "Yeah..." M: "Well...May not an Astronaut..." D: "Then what?" M: "I dunno." D: "What about a fireman? You could drive the truck! That'd be fun!" M: "Naw. I wouldn't be good at that." D: "Yes, you would!" M: "Nuh uh." Pause. D: "I know what you'll be." M: "What?" D: "You can be my husband!" mystmarimatt smiles at D. D grabs his hand and they continue walking.
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08-22-2005, 09:22 AM | #36 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Austin....Austin, Massachusetts
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when i was younger i always told my parents that i wanted to be a pro golfer...and the best part was my reason about why i wanted to be one
i said "because its the only sport where you can finish last place and get paid"
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08-22-2005, 10:23 AM | #37 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Vegas!!
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That one day is TOday and I am feeling better.
^^^^^ Why cant I get that in the color, rather than having the name of the color off to each side???
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08-22-2005, 10:43 AM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: Right Here
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One day:
I will be a well known (and highly paid ) illustrator of childrens books I will have discovered a new species of lizard. I will have visited every continent, except Antartica. I will be fluent in at least 5 languages. I will open a community center that will provide job training and certification to provide a leg-up for those who need it. |
08-22-2005, 11:18 AM | #39 (permalink) |
Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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What I'd like to be:
-happily married -a father (joing the chorus on this one I think) -someone who never has to worry about where my rent money's going to come from -happy I don't care about being successful or well known or any of that. I don't want to be fabulously rich. Enough money to live in reasonable comfort, married to and living with the girl I love with some children. That's all I need. I used to harbour a dream of being a successful automotive customizer, in the mould of Chip Foose or Troy Trepanier, before life got in the way.
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08-26-2005, 02:36 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
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one day i want to be:
*a journalist who would possess the qualities to be... -informed -perceptive -accurate -FAIR -smart and -widely knowledgable cos these are the qualities that separate the people who report the news from the GREAT journalists. |
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