Hot Dogs go splat - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bettaa · 08-18-2005, 10:15 PM

Well, this evening I decided it was nice and warm enough to fire up the nice gas grill we got goin on outside and cook up some hot dogs for myself and my brother. So I grill them, they get nice and toasty black and crispy as I roll them across the grill and I decide that these poor weiners have been tortured enough. So I grab the first one with some long BBQ tongs and unbeknownst to me, I didn't have a very firm grip on it and as I was reaching to put it on the plate it managed to wrangle its way loose of the toothy grip and try to escape to the ground below.

I tell you, my friends...the hot dog didn't get far. I saw it in slow motion fall fall fall and it made the weirdest crunch/splat sound when it hit the concrete deck, that I have ever heard.

poor guy didn't live btw....
[edit]:oh, and the other ones were quite tasty :-)

paddyjoe · 08-19-2005, 03:25 AM

In my mind, the perfect use of the five-second rule. The bro would never know the difference...........

Charlatan · 08-19-2005, 04:37 AM

Isn't it a rule that you should first drop the dog on the ground *before* you feed it to your brother? I know I use that rule all the time...

Misz · 08-19-2005, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Isn't it a rule that you should first drop the dog on the ground *before* you feed it to your brother? I know I use that rule all the time...

make shure you roll it in the dirt and get a few good gritty bits in there for him first

maleficent · 08-19-2005, 04:46 AM

the dirt is good fiber, everyone needs fiber in their diet

Charlatan · 08-19-2005, 04:54 AM

Hey! It's clean dirt....

bettaa · 08-19-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by paddyjoe

In my mind, the perfect use of the five-second rule. The bro would never know the difference...........

i should have taken a picture of it.....it kinda broke in half....but didn't separate all the way, and kinda exploded, but everything managed to stay attached......it was kinda gross....i have to admit....i did take a tiny bite out of it to see if it was still good.....it was...

made me sad that it had to go ......

Siege · 08-19-2005, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

the dirt is good fiber, everyone needs fiber in their diet

Better add some insects then. More protein than the hot dogs probably have

Fremen · 08-19-2005, 12:46 PM

You know, you could've just washed it off, then slapped it back on the grill to reheat it.

cyrnel · 08-19-2005, 12:50 PM

Chickens eat dirt. Chickens don't taste bad. Dirt can't taste too bad.

Did you compare its weight with a witch?

paddyjoe · 08-19-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

You know, you could've just washed it off, then slapped it back on the grill to reheat it.

That's some real Texas BBQ there, baby.........

bettaa · 08-19-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cyrnel

Did you compare its weight with a witch?

all i know is that it floats

cyrnel · 08-19-2005, 02:32 PM

It burns and floats. Must be made of wood (shavings). Or a duck.

(Now having expended my Python quota for 2 years...)

Sweetpea · 08-19-2005, 03:03 PM

hehe, this made me laugh and thanks for that!

Sweetpea

bettaa · 08-19-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetpea

hehe, this made me laugh and thanks for that!

Sweetpea

awwww thanks

MSD · 08-19-2005, 06:57 PM

The new Polish Sausage Test.

08-18-2005, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
bettaa Tilted Location: In my room upstairs in my parent's house :-(	Hot Dogs go splat Well, this evening I decided it was nice and warm enough to fire up the nice gas grill we got goin on outside and cook up some hot dogs for myself and my brother. So I grill them, they get nice and toasty black and crispy as I roll them across the grill and I decide that these poor weiners have been tortured enough. So I grab the first one with some long BBQ tongs and unbeknownst to me, I didn't have a very firm grip on it and as I was reaching to put it on the plate it managed to wrangle its way loose of the toothy grip and try to escape to the ground below. I tell you, my friends...the hot dog didn't get far. I saw it in slow motion fall fall fall and it made the weirdest crunch/splat sound when it hit the concrete deck, that I have ever heard. poor guy didn't live btw.... [edit]:oh, and the other ones were quite tasty :-)

08-19-2005, 04:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Isn't it a rule that you should first drop the dog on the ground before you feed it to your brother? I know I use that rule all the time... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-19-2005, 04:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	the dirt is good fiber, everyone needs fiber in their diet __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

08-19-2005, 04:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hey! It's clean dirt.... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-19-2005, 12:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	You know, you could've just washed it off, then slapped it back on the grill to reheat it. __________________ Google

08-19-2005, 03:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	In my mind, the perfect use of the five-second rule. The bro would never know the difference...........

08-19-2005, 12:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	Chickens eat dirt. Chickens don't taste bad. Dirt can't taste too bad. Did you compare its weight with a witch? __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

08-19-2005, 02:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	It burns and floats. Must be made of wood (shavings). Or a duck. (Now having expended my Python quota for 2 years...) __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

08-19-2005, 03:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
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08-19-2005, 06:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	The new Polish Sausage Test.