Hot Dogs go splat
 

Well, this evening I decided it was nice and warm enough to fire up the nice gas grill we got goin on outside and cook up some hot dogs for myself and my brother. So I grill them, they get nice and toasty black and crispy as I roll them across the grill and I decide that these poor weiners have been tortured enough. So I grab the first one with some long BBQ tongs and unbeknownst to me, I didn't have a very firm grip on it and as I was reaching to put it on the plate it managed to wrangle its way loose of the toothy grip and try to escape to the ground below.

I tell you, my friends...the hot dog didn't get far. I saw it in slow motion fall fall fall and it made the weirdest crunch/splat sound when it hit the concrete deck, that I have ever heard.

poor guy didn't live btw....
[edit]:oh, and the other ones were quite tasty :-)

In my mind, the perfect use of the five-second rule. The bro would never know the difference........... :D

Isn't it a rule that you should first drop the dog on the ground *before* you feed it to your brother? I know I use that rule all the time...

make shure you roll it in the dirt and get a few good gritty bits in there for him first

the dirt is good fiber, everyone needs fiber in their diet

Hey! It's clean dirt....

i should have taken a picture of it.....it kinda broke in half....but didn't separate all the way, and kinda exploded, but everything managed to stay attached......it was kinda gross....i have to admit....i did take a tiny bite out of it to see if it was still good.....it was...:( made me sad that it had to go ......

Better add some insects then. More protein than the hot dogs probably have
:lol:

You know, you could've just washed it off, then slapped it back on the grill to reheat it.

Chickens eat dirt. Chickens don't taste bad. Dirt can't taste too bad.

Did you compare its weight with a witch?

That's some real Texas BBQ there, baby......... :thumbsup:

all i know is that it floats :crazy:

It burns and floats. Must be made of wood (shavings). Or a duck.

(Now having expended my Python quota for 2 years...)

:lol: hehe, this made me laugh and thanks for that! :icare:

Sweetpea

awwww thanks :D

The new Polish Sausage Test.