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The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
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News Flash from the Vatican: The "door of death" has been closed
I'm watching it on MSNBC now, and there's no web article about it yet, but the right door of St. Peter's Basilica has been closed, and the bells are tolling. For the past 2000 years, this has only happened when a pope has died, so I think we all know what this means.
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Location: Edmontania
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Well, I have to say, good on ya pope dude. You've had a good run.
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Unencapsulated
Location: Kittyville
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new pope names...
I was just talking to Quadro about this...
I've only ever heard of popes being named John Paul or something... wouldn't it be hilarious if the next one was Pope Bill I, or Pope Marty IV???
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Location: in a van down by the river
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isn't there an age requirment for a newly apointed pope? I can see them handing over the pope hat to a 24 year old. (Just a random thought as I know nothing about it) Also....does this mean I have to change my avatar out of repsect?
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All hail the Mountain King
Location: Black Mesa
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Yeah I think the pope has to be between the ages of 45 and 80.
ANd JustJess... the papal name is not the same as the popes (the man's) real name. JP II's real name is Karol. They assume a new name when they take office, usually the same as that of a previous pope whom they admire. Thus the "the second" part. Granted, I agree that "Pope Tyrone" would be pretty funny.
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What I think will be interesting is if the new pope isn't European. Catholic power is waning in Europe while growing in South America. We could have a Pope that grew up in el barrio. What about a black pope?
http://www.nationalcatholicreporter....word112103.htm http://www.guardian.co.uk/pope/story...055080,00.html There are a lot of South Americans on that list. • Francis Arinze (Nigeria, 71), prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship • Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Argentina, 66), archbishop of Buenos Aires • Godfried Danneels (Belgium, 70), archbishop of Mechelen-Brussels • Ivan Dias (India, 67), archbishop of Mumbai (Bombay) • Cláudio Hummes (Brazil, 69), archbishop of Săo Paolo • Walter Kasper (Germany, 70), president of the Pontifical Council for Christian Unity • Norberto Rivera Carrera (México, 61): archbishop of México City • Oscar Andrés Rodriguez Maradiaga (Honduras, 60): archbishop of Tegucigalpa • Christoph Schönborn (Austria, 58), archbishop of Vienna • Dionigi Tettamanzi (Italy, 69), archbishop of Milan
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There is no age requirement.
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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OK...the decorum in here is appaling to say the very least. And this from the view of an athiest. Can we demonstrate just a smidgeon of respect?
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Location: texas
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How is the Pope chosen?
A new Pope is elected whenever the position becomes vacant. Contrary to what many people believe, the papacy is not decided by the popular vote. Instead, in a system patterned after the Electoral College used in U.S. presidential elections, the Pope is ultimately elected by a College of Cardinals. The entire process is shrouded in heavy secrecy, and vote totals are not released. In fact, the ballots are burned. This makes it nearly impossible to ascertain whether the elections are indeed fair and accurate, or whether “hanging chads” and other such problems may taint the results. First, the death of the current Pope will be verified by the Camerlengo, the head of the Sacred College of Cardinals, who follows specific procedures, such as the breaking of the papal ring and seal. The Pope is buried and nine days of mourning follow. Fifteen to 20 days after the Pope's death, the Cardinals meet to elect the next Pontiff. The election, known as a conclave, is held in a sealed and secure part of the Sistine Chapel. Only cardinals under the age of 80 vote, and secret written ballots are used. The Camerlengo and three assistants count the ballots. Except in special circumstances, a papal candidate must receive two-thirds of the vote plus one to be elected the next Pontiff. Four ballots are taken each day, two in the morning and two in the afternoon, until a vote is successful. The ballots are burned after each vote, and if the vote is unsuccessful, a substance is added to the fire to produce black smoke. Thus, black smoke indicates to the waiting crowd that the voting continues, while white smoke signals that a new Pope has been chosen. When a candidate has been chosen, the dean asks him if he accepts the papacy. If he does, he is appointed Bishop of Rome and is announced. Then he appears on the balcony of the Vatican. While any Roman Catholic adult male is technically papabile (i.e., able to be elected Pope), for centuries only Cardinals have been elected.
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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The only "age requirement" I've been able to find on anything is that the Cardinals that vote all have to be under the age of 80
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Foxnews just reported that the Vatican indicated the popes brain and heart are functioning. I wonder if he died and was resuscitated? Or if that implies the other organs are no longer functioning?
In any case, the pope lives.
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right now, it's seems that his death is just speculation. on msnbc, the vatican denied that he has died, as of 1:55 PM, EST - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7357164/
news @ google seems really ambigious right now...nothing [announcing] of a death, but a few sites [on there] have his obituary already up...
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In my life time I've heard of Pope John, Pope Paul, Pope John Paul, and Pope John Paul II. And no it wouldn't be hilarious for him to be Marty IV because there's not been Marty III. :P from the 1700s Clement XI (1700-21) Innocent XIII (1721-24) Benedict XIII (1724-30) Clement XII (1730-40) Benedict XIV (1740-58) Clement XIII (1758-69) Clement XIV (1769-74) Pius VI (1775-99) Pius VII (1800-23) Leo XII (1823-29) Pius VIII (1829-30) Gregory XVI (1831-46) Blessed Pius IX (1846-78) Leo XIII (1878-1903) St. Pius X (1903-14) Benedict XV (1914-22) Pius XI (1922-39) Pius XII (1939-58) Blessed John XXIII (1958-63) Paul VI (1963-78) John Paul I (1978) John Paul II (1978—) The list of popes
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All important elusive independent swing voter...
Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia
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Why can't the Pope be female? Or is it just a matter of time. Didn't they start allowing females to be priests, bishops etc?
Yeah, it was cool: the Pope blessed the breakdancers. I think a Pope in his 50s would be considered young. |
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Location: Yonder
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I remember seeing video of the white smoke when JP2 was elected. |
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Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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John Paul personally selected all of the current members of the College of Cardinals. Previously the college was made up almost entirely of Italians, but now there is much greater diversity with approximately 40% Hispanic cardinals. I'm sure he made his preferences known long ago.
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Location: ...more here than there...
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he has died.
cnn.com. no story or anything yet tho.
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I'm not Cathoic but one has to admire what this man has accomplished in his lifetime. He played a huge part in redrawing the political map of Europe. Very few of us will ever be able to leave this earth and say we've come anywhere close to accompliishing what he has accomplished. God bless and rest in peace John Paul
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Location: Cali-for-nye-a
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I am a baptised Catholic, though non-practicing. Still, because much of my family is devout Catholic and I was brought up around the culture, I am very saddened. This is the only Pope I have ever known and he was the symbol of the church to me.
Ironically, in about 30 minutes I have to go to my cousin's wedding in a Catholic church. I feel sorry for her because this great sadness and mourning may dampen what was supposed to be a wonderful day. Rest in peace John Paul II.
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It's a girly girl!
Location: OH, USA
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I'm with texAvenger, but I'm realllllllly curious who will end up replacing him, just as long as it's not an American Cardinal, it should be good. It would be best if the Cardinal was an avid American hater, maybe he could put the heat on our president to stop war mongering
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Location: Japan
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Popes don't retire. Once elected, they're Pope till they die. I like this system. Really drives home the importance of selecting a good guy. Can't just say "four more years!" like back home, the spiritual direction of an entire generation rests on this upcoming election. Back to JP, I think it was pretty cool the way he kept going. Sure, he was pretty slow and doddering, but the man was on a mission, he wouldn't stop for any human frailties. Me, I take a day off work if I get a cold. This might be why the world mourns his passing and nobody even sends me flowers for that cold. Well, that and doing more to bring democracy to eastern Europe than just about anyone else. That might have helped
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