01-14-2005, 10:01 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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Location: Athens, Ga
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An excellent question, indeed, Jesus, but I have to admire the wry humor of the guy's friend. "This is yours" indeed... Mind you, I probably would have snapped out of shock just long enough to smack him a good one, but later, I would give him points. If I wasn't still in disbelief.
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01-15-2005, 12:35 AM | #42 (permalink) |
Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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Yeah, I read this on fark a few days ago, and I was just shocked. It makes me hurt, and I'm a woman!
Add me in the "how did she even do it" camp. I mean, how is that even physically possible? Sheesh.
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01-15-2005, 12:45 AM | #43 (permalink) | |
Fade out
Location: in love
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not to mention severe issues of Trust with all the woman he will date in the future . . . imagine him and his future GF starting to have sex . . . she reaches to touch his dick . . . and he screams . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . see? Gonna be any issue, he's going to need Testicle conseling . . .
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01-16-2005, 12:29 PM | #44 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
Location: under the bodhi tree.... *bling*
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im a girl and that still makes me go numb.
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01-20-2005, 05:52 AM | #50 (permalink) |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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OUCH!
Lesson? - Don't go to 3 drinking parties in a row with x-girlfriend. Go ahead and stay on good terms. Don't get drunk when she's drunk in the same place or your very likely going to end those good terms.
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01-20-2005, 04:00 PM | #52 (permalink) |
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Location: Sudbury, Ontario
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So did she rip the sac off too?
I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr Dice. In college football a guy stepped on his cup and snapped it into his balls. It crushed one and they had to remove it. We called him Mr. Die
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