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Old 01-14-2005, 10:01 PM   #41 (permalink)
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An excellent question, indeed, Jesus, but I have to admire the wry humor of the guy's friend. "This is yours" indeed... Mind you, I probably would have snapped out of shock just long enough to smack him a good one, but later, I would give him points. If I wasn't still in disbelief.
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Old 01-15-2005, 12:35 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Yeah, I read this on fark a few days ago, and I was just shocked. It makes me hurt, and I'm a woman!

Add me in the "how did she even do it" camp. I mean, how is that even physically possible? Sheesh.
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Old 01-15-2005, 12:45 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ObieX
I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.

But shit, thats fucked up.

Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops

not to mention severe issues of Trust with all the woman he will date in the future . . . imagine him and his future GF starting to have sex . . . she reaches to touch his dick . . . and he screams . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . see? Gonna be any issue, he's going to need Testicle conseling . . .
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Old 01-16-2005, 12:29 PM   #44 (permalink)
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im a girl and that still makes me go numb.
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:03 PM   #45 (permalink)
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ouch, just ouch
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:11 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Oh the humanity!
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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who knew... women crave sex that much... anyway, that is crazy story... i will never turn down sex again
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Old 01-19-2005, 04:15 AM   #48 (permalink)
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how does someone do that? it brings new meaning to "pull my finger."
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:06 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Ouch.

This must be the way women get back at men when they can't rape us.
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Old 01-20-2005, 05:52 AM   #50 (permalink)
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OUCH!

Lesson? - Don't go to 3 drinking parties in a row with x-girlfriend.

Go ahead and stay on good terms. Don't get drunk when she's drunk in the same place or your very likely going to end those good terms.
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Old 01-20-2005, 12:35 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I'm clutching my junk.
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:00 PM   #52 (permalink)
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So did she rip the sac off too?

I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr Dice. In college football a guy stepped on his cup and snapped it into his balls. It crushed one and they had to remove it. We called him Mr. Die
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