01-13-2005, 09:50 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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...The one thing worse than having your penis cut off...
Really...nasty...story out of the UK. The major question in my mind was...didn't he notice the gush of blood?
4:19pm (UK) Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told By Will Batchelor, PA A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.” Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts. In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. “Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.” Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.” Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10. Link: http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549
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01-13-2005, 10:02 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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I heard this on the radio this morning, the dj's comment (we live in a sick world) after he read that she hid it in her mouth.... Betcha he was thinking, yo babe, you couldn't have done that while it was still attached?
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01-13-2005, 10:07 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Man, I am over here cringing. That is terrible. I guess it could have been worse though, it could have been both.
Remind me to never turn down sex again.
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01-13-2005, 10:11 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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I really don't think it is worse than having your penis cut off, but isn't any better either. My new New Years resolution: Always wear a cup!
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01-13-2005, 10:13 AM | #5 (permalink) | |
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01-13-2005, 11:06 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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OMFG...reading this made me hurt, and I don't even have testicles! How could you just pull it...OFF?!? Ugh.
Just...holy shit. Ugh.
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01-13-2005, 11:20 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Person A is holding a testicle in his hand, where it came from, I'm not sure he knows, or not even sure how he's come to be holding it. Person B walks into the kitchen, dripping blood (it'd have to be) from where his testicle used to be. Person A, says to Person B, dude, I think this belongs to you... I know I know I shouldn't laugh.. but ... oh hell...
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01-13-2005, 12:49 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.
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01-13-2005, 01:00 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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...Ouch...
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01-13-2005, 01:05 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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Ya know the old expression, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Well, I guess, Woman has incredible strength when man won't put out...
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01-13-2005, 01:21 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
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01-13-2005, 01:23 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.
But shit, thats fucked up. Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops
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Well, you know, I've read stories where distraught relatives have lifted cars off of kids. Would that be comparable to ripping off a testicle off with your bare hands?
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01-13-2005, 03:57 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Sorry I even posted that.
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01-13-2005, 04:05 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
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01-13-2005, 08:04 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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I'm sorry I read the first line and almost screamed out loud. Couldn't read any further. You understand I'm sure. Dear sweet Lord thats horrible.
Asta!!
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01-13-2005, 09:15 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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I'm still trying to contemplate the logistics of ripping out a testicle through the scrotum without surgical tools.
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01-13-2005, 09:37 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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I read that on Fark, and it still makes my testicles want to climb up deep inside my body, where they cannot be ripped off. I'd rather not come close to an experience like that....
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01-14-2005, 10:22 AM | #32 (permalink) |
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I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now.
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01-14-2005, 08:57 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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01-14-2005, 09:23 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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I think the more important question we should be asking is: what is a 37 year old man doing at a house party?
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