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Old 01-13-2005, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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...The one thing worse than having your penis cut off...

Really...nasty...story out of the UK. The major question in my mind was...didn't he notice the gush of blood?

4:19pm (UK)
Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

By Will Batchelor, PA

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.


Link: http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard this on the radio this morning, the dj's comment (we live in a sick world) after he read that she hid it in her mouth.... Betcha he was thinking, yo babe, you couldn't have done that while it was still attached?
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Man, I am over here cringing. That is terrible. I guess it could have been worse though, it could have been both.

Remind me to never turn down sex again.
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I really don't think it is worse than having your penis cut off, but isn't any better either. My new New Years resolution: Always wear a cup!
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Old 01-13-2005, 10:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
I found this kind of funny... just the image of it... she should be a contestant on Fear Factor. She'd clean up.
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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OMFG...reading this made me hurt, and I don't even have testicles! How could you just pull it...OFF?!? Ugh.

Just...holy shit. Ugh.
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Gotta wonder what kind of drugs these folks were on, or how much alcohol comsumption there was... I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help but laugh at the scene...

Person A is holding a testicle in his hand, where it came from, I'm not sure he knows, or not even sure how he's come to be holding it.
Person B walks into the kitchen, dripping blood (it'd have to be) from where his testicle used to be.
Person A, says to Person B, dude, I think this belongs to you...

I know I know I shouldn't laugh.. but ... oh hell...
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah i was laughing too hard to really get a cringe feeling out of this story, it sounds like she could be a tug of war world champion.
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth,

lmao

that and "that's yours"

what the hell

these people must have been on something
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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...Ouch...
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.
Maybe she had really sharp nails?

Ya know the old expression, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Well, I guess, Woman has incredible strength when man won't put out...
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.
I know where we aren't testing this.
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Woman has incredible strength when man won't put out.
Hmmm...oddly enough, I seem never to have put this to a test.
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.

But shit, thats fucked up.

Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops
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Old 01-13-2005, 01:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Gee, I wonder why he broke off the relationship with this warm stable woman.
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Old 01-13-2005, 02:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.

Well, you know, I've read stories where distraught relatives have lifted cars off of kids.

Would that be comparable to ripping off a testicle off with your bare hands?
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Old 01-13-2005, 02:16 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i think mine just lodged in my throat while reading that. damn that must of hurt!
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Old 01-13-2005, 02:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in teh world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.
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Old 01-13-2005, 03:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in teh world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.
I heard about a torture technique that involved cutting the scrotum open, puuting salt in there and sowing it back up...
Sorry I even posted that.
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I heard about a torture technique that involved cutting the scrotum open, puuting salt in there and sowing it back up...
Sorry I even posted that.
And I can honestly say that I'm not sorry reading that. That kind of thing is great for drunken "Hey guess what..."

But yes, both the original story, and the torture makes me cringe
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2005, 04:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I felt a twitch of pain just reading that.....man....oh man...that's just aweful
biznatch....HOLY CRAP
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I just can't imagine that...
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Old 01-13-2005, 07:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I felt a twitch of pain just reading that.....man....oh man...that's just aweful
biznatch....HOLY CRAP
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I just can't imagine that...
hahaha...dude, I'm ROFL just from that....sorry guys, I apologize, because i felt the pain too when I first heard that.
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Old 01-13-2005, 08:01 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Well that gives "suck my left nut" a diffrent meaning.
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Old 01-13-2005, 08:04 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm sorry I read the first line and almost screamed out loud. Couldn't read any further. You understand I'm sure. Dear sweet Lord thats horrible.

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Old 01-13-2005, 08:40 PM   #28 (permalink)
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How could you react to something like that? That would be awful and I'm sure everyone in your town would know about it too. I would hate to have people visiting me in the hospital for something like that.
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:15 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm still trying to contemplate the logistics of ripping out a testicle through the scrotum without surgical tools.

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i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in the world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.
According to some lucky people who have experienced both, passing kidney stones is more painful than recieviing and recovering from multiple gunshot wounds.
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Old 01-13-2005, 09:37 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I read that on Fark, and it still makes my testicles want to climb up deep inside my body, where they cannot be ripped off. I'd rather not come close to an experience like that....
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:34 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Thats sick! Are we sure she didnt bite it off and maybe thats why it was hidden in her mouth?
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Old 01-14-2005, 10:22 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now.
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Old 01-14-2005, 11:20 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2005, 11:51 AM   #34 (permalink)
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holy crap! she totally had to rip that shit for a reason. se was looking to do some damage for sure. Wow. makes you wish you just had sex with her to begin with. I'm happy my girl isn't like that!
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According to some lucky people who have experienced both, passing kidney stones is more painful than recieviing and recovering from multiple gunshot wounds.
ive heard this too, and my father has passed multiple kidney stones...but i cant image that either of them come close to having your testicle ripped off with bare hands. the salt torture is too close to call though
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I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now.
Looks like she really wanted a ball. With hindsight being 20/20 and all I think he would have balled her now.
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Old 01-14-2005, 07:33 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I've read a lot of stories about male genitals being forcibly seperated from the owner, and I cringe each time, but just a little bit more for this one because she ripped it off with her hands...unbelievable...
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I think it twitched..
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Old 01-14-2005, 09:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I think the more important question we should be asking is: what is a 37 year old man doing at a house party?
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