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Old 05-23-2003, 06:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: portland, or
Your stuck on an Island,

what 5 things do you bring?
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
1) A book entitled, "How to Build a Boat."
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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my girl
recipe book
an easy means of creating fire
large amounts of plastic tarp
nails

why would i want to leave an island??
hell, i'm staying as long as i can!
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Austin, TX
a boat or an airplane
a computer
really hot bi girl
really hot bi girl
really hot bi girl
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: North Carolina
Machete
Firearm w/ ammunition
still for desalinization
shelter
girlfriend or satellite phone. It's a toss up.
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Republic of Panama
1) Machete or golock
2) Lots of matches
3) Good quality outdoor clothes/boots
4) Curry powder (even rat tastes good with curry powder :s)
5) Sunglasses!

Edit - My girlfriend was passing and read over my shoulder, I have just been hit in the back of the head for not including her....... guess I could squeeze her on the list somewhere.....
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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department store
oil refinery
automotive plant
shipyard
brewery
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Old 05-23-2003, 07:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: The True North Strong and Free!
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Dude
a boat or an airplane
a computer
really hot bi girl
really hot bi girl
really hot bi girl

ROFL ROFL
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Lubbock, TX
1. firearm with lots of ammo
2. lots of butane lighters
3. lots of knives
4. lots of rope
5. Twins
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Belgium
1. Aria
2. Gauge
3. Tammi
4. the Olsen twins
5. baby oil
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I am just going to name 5 things that wouldn't help me get of the island because if I brought a boat or airplane.. well I just wouldn't need anything else.

So I'd bring..(assuming this is a deserted island, not inner-city japan)

Some books(sealed in waterproof ziplocks)
A large knife
A gun with a good supply of bullets
A lighter
and... ... ... aww hell.. A hot chick
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Old 05-23-2003, 10:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago, IL
my boyfriend
fire making supplies
wood
knife
blankets

I guess that sounds good
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Norway
I wonder what you all want matches for with no wood, so:
1: Axe (to get wood)
2: Proper knife
3: Girl (to sew )
4: Large piece of Dacron (for shelter and to sew sails of. See #3)
5: Rope (Always comes in handy )

Tho I must say it's kinda selfish bringing gf/bf along .. I mean ... wouldn't they rather want to be sitting at home in the sofa with a blanket? But noooo, we have to drag them along to this deserted island
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: New York City
1. A gun with infinite ammo
2. lifetime supply of food
3. jenna haze
4. a guitar
5. helicopter with a full tank of gas.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: West Texas
1. Radio
2.Firearm,Ammo.
3.Tent.
4. Food, Including beer.
5. Christy Canyon.
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Old 05-23-2003, 01:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: Massachusetts, USA
Quote:
Originally posted by warrrreagl
1) A book entitled, "How to Build a Boat."
that, plus
  • appropriate tools
  • appropriate materials
  • appropriate fuel
  • enough food and water
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Old 05-23-2003, 04:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: A fuzzy cloud.
All these girls to bring along and no condoms or birth control.


Sucks to be you guys.
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Norway
What do you mean?? We have an entire island to populate all alone!
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Old 05-23-2003, 05:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: right behind you...
my teenage spirit says the same thing the_dude said. my 'oh golly i hope i look sophiscated' side says :

1) a super pc. 2 terabyte harddran..yadayada, thousand of books
2) a few regular books on how to construct electricity
3) a large cloth sack full of ropse, duct tape (in case of nuclear war!), 2 machates and four blade sharperning stone thingies
4) a book on species of venimous animals
5) a water purifer


oh
and tobasco..... a lifetime supply.
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney, Australia
1) Twenty-three dollars and seven cents
2) Broken timex digital watch
3) Unused propylactic
4) One black hat
5) One pair of sunglasses
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Old 05-23-2003, 10:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
1. Rhythm
2. Music
3. My Girl

who could ask for anything more?
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Old 05-23-2003, 11:37 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: California
Cell Phone
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Old 05-24-2003, 12:35 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
1. Photovoltic cells
2. Al my CDs
3. Stereo/CD player
4. Food and drink
5. Most comforatable chair in the world
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:00 AM   #24 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
guitar
sweet mary jane
rolling papers
zippo
machete(this is incase some prick tries to take my stash)
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:22 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: Scotland
1. Large supply of food.
2. large supply of loose women.
3. Large supply of booze.
4. Amphibious seaplane - say a twin otter c/w pilot & plenty of fuel.
5. My parachute.



6. My wife... (OUCH!!) forget item 2, (OW!!!!), just Iona!

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Old 05-24-2003, 08:10 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Denver City Denver
18 feet of lead pipe
5 issues of National Geographic
A huge bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey
My flight jacket
23 pairs of shoes
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Old 05-24-2003, 08:52 AM   #27 (permalink)
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All these girls to bring along and no condoms or birth control.
come on, that stuff would be LAST on my list. you could start a totally new civilization on that island.

what a great idea! i'm going to go banish myself to an island now.
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Old 05-24-2003, 09:10 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: your front door...*ding dong*
Hmm I would bring ....The_Dude, Mango, miked10270, Jack Ruby, and probably World's King just to see how that lead pipe turns out.
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Old 05-24-2003, 01:39 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: University of Maryland
1. Satellite Phone, with batteries and parts.
2. A laptop & ISP, networked to the phone.
3. A debit card linked to Bill Gate's expense account.
4. A shipping company who knows where I live and can get there.
5. A nuclear missile prepped and raring to go.

Now what do I do?
1. Using the laptop, phone, and debit card buy everything I could possibly want off the internet.
2. Have the shipping company send it my way.
3. If anyone disagrees with my policy, point to the nuke and ask them politely to reconsider.

It's foolproof!
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