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1. Satellite Phone, with batteries and parts.
2. A laptop & ISP, networked to the phone.
3. A debit card linked to Bill Gate's expense account.
4. A shipping company who knows where I live and can get there.
5. A nuclear missile prepped and raring to go.
Now what do I do?
1. Using the laptop, phone, and debit card buy everything I could possibly want off the internet.
2. Have the shipping company send it my way.
3. If anyone disagrees with my policy, point to the nuke and ask them politely to reconsider.
It's foolproof!
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