09-08-2004, 08:25 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Genesis Splat-down
On NASA Tv, the Genesis craft that was sent to collect solar wind samples goes splat. They were going to catch the chute via helecoptr as it came into the atmosphere so as to prevent damage to the samples. But hte chute didnt open at all and it smashed into the desert. :P
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09-08-2004, 08:30 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
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http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/0...cnn/index.html
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09-08-2004, 08:55 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Total bummer for them. Though I thought is was funny when they held a press conference yesterday and only 10-12 reporters showed up. There were more empty seats that there were people. It looked like they were expecting at least a hundred.
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09-08-2004, 09:33 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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Goddamn I wish they would stop screwing up. I can understand if there is a navigation malfuction because the math was off by .00001% or something, but the parachutes not opening is just inexcusable. They spend all the money the get to make some extremely complex craft and then screw it up by missing some stupid little detail. At the rate NASA is going they're gonna lose all funding and I would rather not see that happen.
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09-08-2004, 09:41 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Comical.
I do find it humorous that with all the brain power flowing over at NASA, that failed chutes is the cause of millions of lost dollars in funding for this particular mission.
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09-08-2004, 10:35 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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You'd think they'd have some sort of back up plan.
Maybe they should have a circus troupe out there with a big net to catch it when it fell. I guess that wouldn't have been expensive enough for NASA though. Maybe a giant robot with 8 wheels and a big catcher's glove made out of antiquated computers and leftover shuttle parts. When is someone going to step and rid the world of NASA? Not that we shouldn't be exploring space and so forth, just not with NASA.
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09-08-2004, 03:25 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
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09-08-2004, 08:30 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Wow, two parachutes.... I believed I mentioned a roving circus troupe....eh???? If NASA can help send this laundry list of stupid stuff into space, why not go ahead and send someone up to get the cosmic capsule? I know they're terrified of a repeat of the recent shuttle tragedy, but eventually they're going to have to find a way back into space. Why not to fetch something they deem so incredibly important? Surely a mission that spanned 3 years and cost millions of dollars is more important than fertilizing frog eggs, (/cue Star Wars music and give "jazz hands") IN SPACE!!!!
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09-08-2004, 10:29 PM | #22 (permalink) | ||
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I don't think it's humorous in the slightest. I was really hopping for it to be a sucessful recovery. Unfortunately that wasn't the result.
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09-08-2004, 10:39 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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parachutes are not very reliable, parachute jumpers die every year because of malfunction.
And who knows what happened up there? Its possible that something small hit the thing and damaged it just enough to prevent the damn thing from opening. NASA must be breaking some of your doors because you ar so much smarter than them |
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09-09-2004, 05:35 AM | #25 (permalink) | |
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And no, it's not all NASA's fault, there is a lot of "help" from Washington, but I imagine it's difficult to sell the American people on experiments to study the effects of weightlessness on carp and such. To be fair the original idea was a little unorthodox. Snag a falling capsule that's returning from space with giant hooks, a stunt team, and helicoptors? Suddenly my roving circus troupe idea doesn't quite so stupid.... It does indeed suck that 3 years and millions of dollars are no down the drain because of something as simple as a faulty parachute, but again, if it was that important that it not touch the ground why not snag it in space? I just find it hard to believe these fellows didn't have some sensor on the capsule to warn if it had been damaged or suspected that the sun might have fried the insides. These guys put satellites in orbit around worlds millions of miles away. These guys are able to forsee problems on alien worlds, in hostile enviroments, with, in most cases, a huge time differential that has to be dealt with and they couldn't find a way to bring this one back intact? 35 years ago these guys put a man on the moon. I'm tired of the mediocrity. I'm a big fan of space and all that jazz, just not a fan of NASA.
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09-09-2004, 05:38 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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"We are bringing a piece of the sun down to Earth," said Charles Elachi, the director of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California. "That's going to give us some fundamental understanding of our origins."
Does this mean we are descendants of cavemen who could not figure out how to open their parachutes????
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