Lighten Up Frances! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Blackthorn · 09-02-2004, 12:20 PM

Here is an image of hurricane Frances. I imagine there are quite a few people in Southeast Florida who have developed religion in the last few days and a few more that will convert in the next 48 hours.

Pray for them....

bigoldalphamale · 09-02-2004, 12:33 PM

that's a bigun'

Halx · 09-02-2004, 12:40 PM

Insensitized!

Hanxter · 09-02-2004, 12:42 PM

i should've invested in plywood futures

kutulu · 09-02-2004, 12:44 PM

that is a cool fucking pic!

Mephisto2 · 09-02-2004, 12:52 PM

Holy shit.

Didn't you guys just get hit by one already?

Bummer...

Mr Mephisto

TittyLover · 09-02-2004, 12:56 PM

Yikes! My brother lives in Miami. He was putting storm shutters up today.

JC

Averett · 09-02-2004, 12:56 PM

Yeah Mr Mephisto, about 2 weeks ago Charlie hit the west coast of Florida.

Hey Frances, stop being such a bitch! Nobody invited you to the party, go away

Scorps · 09-02-2004, 01:08 PM

I thought only one a year damn that 2, in 2 months...remind me to never move to Florida

KellyC · 09-02-2004, 01:45 PM

ahhhhh!! You god damn property destroying whore!!!!

djtestudo · 09-02-2004, 02:20 PM

It's always a good sign when the storm is twice as big as the state it's about to hit...

Glava · 09-02-2004, 04:30 PM

I'm in Miami, and I'm as non-religious as I've ever was.

Blackthorn · 09-02-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Glava

I'm in Miami, and I'm as non-religious as I've ever was.

Enjoy the ride.

Fremen · 09-02-2004, 05:41 PM

We need a big-assed springloaded wall.

splck · 09-02-2004, 06:06 PM

I've been in a few hurricans years ago. It was scary and a whole lot of fun all rolled into one. I remember watching my bicycle being flipped into the air and thrown accross our yard.
Best of luck.

Carno · 09-02-2004, 07:08 PM

I'm riding it out in Melbourne.

Charley went by in about 3 hours, but for Frances it will take something like 24 hours to pass.

MageB420666 · 09-02-2004, 07:22 PM

Maybe I should start investing in the larger construction companies based in Florida. That baby looks like its going to have one hell of a tantrum all over Florida, Good thing I'm hidden behind the Appalachans

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Although I do feel sorry for the people in Florida.

That stupid storm kept my girlfriend from going to the beach with her family.

I wonder if detonating a large nuke in the middle of it would disrupt it enough for it to loose strength and begin to disperse?

Fire · 09-02-2004, 09:45 PM

semms like a good time for land speculating- seroiusly, i fail to see how anyone lives there in a house not built like a fortress- there has to be a way to make em safer and more durable- earth contacts maybe- no, water tables too high- what about monolithic concrete domes? doesnt get cold there so thats a bonus for that type- do they have huricane building codes there?

Church · 09-02-2004, 10:09 PM

As of 2 AM on Friday morning.

shipofshame · 09-02-2004, 10:30 PM

If you use a ruler or something to test it out, this thing is the size of Texas!

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Originally Posted by MageB420666

I wonder if detonating a large nuke in the middle of it would disrupt it enough for it to loose strength and begin to disperse?

I'm no expert or anything, but would that do anything? I mean, the hurricane isn't -in- the water. It's higher up, more in the clouds kind of thing. Right? Dunno. Just saying.

Necessary cool picture:

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/6...209_jwfull.jpg

Edit - Whoops, too big. Clicky the linky.

cheezhead · 09-02-2004, 10:46 PM

As of 3am est, Frances just made a turn north, it will miss me now!

Church · 09-02-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by shipofshame

I'm no expert or anything, but would that do anything? I mean, the hurricane isn't -in- the water. It's higher up, more in the clouds kind of thing. Right? Dunno. Just saying.

Sure it makes sense. If we've learned one thing from Hollywood movies, its that every single natural disaster can be diverted by detonating multiple nuclear bombs without consequence.

shipofshame · 09-02-2004, 10:59 PM

D'uh! How could I forget?

I actually think detonating a nuke in the eye of the 'cane would cause a massive disruption in the tides and whatnot. We'd probably see some pretty cool tidal waves and Tsunamis hitting the coasts of Florida and the Carribeans. Cooooool!

At least us Canadians are safe, right?

MrFlux · 09-02-2004, 11:15 PM

I would think that detonating a nuke in the middle of it would cause the fallout to be carried for thousands of miles, causing much more harm than the hurricane itself would. Sounds like fun

Pyromaniac · 09-03-2004, 12:11 AM

This is all we need, the hurricane jabber 2000!

World's King · 09-03-2004, 12:32 AM

As if Florida doesn't get enough shit... It's an major election year.

Scorps · 09-03-2004, 08:59 AM

Maybe this time a stupid reporter will get killed by a flying Volvo

whocarz · 09-03-2004, 09:49 AM

You couldn't pay me to live in Florida.

Blackthorn · 09-03-2004, 09:49 AM

Here's another beauty. This one is from NASA.

Carno · 09-03-2004, 10:07 AM

bullmoose · 09-03-2004, 10:44 AM

I live in Oklahoma. If we were told well in advance a tornado was coming, but with only a whimpy 130MPH wind, we would all drag out our lawn chairs, get a case of beer and party.

Scorps · 09-03-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Carn

LMFAO that a great picture!

Glava · 09-03-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bullmoose

I live in Oklahoma. If we were told well in advance a tornado was coming, but with only a whimpy 130MPH wind, we would all drag out our lawn chairs, get a case of beer and party.

A tornado does not cover thousands of miles and doesn't drop ten inches of rain.

Scorps · 09-03-2004, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Glava

A tornado does not cover thousands of miles and doesn't drop ten inches of rain.

ten inch's? thats it!

I would have though it would have dropped like 2 feet!

maleficent · 09-03-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Carn

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It's not nice to taunt the hurricane... She's dropped to a category 3 -- but could pick up steam again -- and head straight for his house...

Scorps · 09-03-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

It's not nice to taunt the hurricane... She's dropped to a category 3 -- but could pick up steam again -- and head straight for his house...

thats one big ass cat. 3 hurricane

maleficent · 09-03-2004, 11:18 AM

It was a category 4 - inching up to a 5 - -so it's less than Charley now - -but it could pick up steam again --

bullmoose · 09-03-2004, 11:35 AM

The farmers here, would sell their soul to the devil for 10 inches of rain.

foscon · 09-05-2004, 10:31 AM

Frances is like an old crack whore....she just wont leave!

splck · 09-05-2004, 03:31 PM

Here's a good pic for ya..

You can see a larger one here

and an even bigger one here

and a ridiculously big pic here

09-02-2004, 12:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Lighten Up Frances! Here is an image of hurricane Frances. I imagine there are quite a few people in Southeast Florida who have developed religion in the last few days and a few more that will convert in the next 48 hours. Pray for them.... __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

09-02-2004, 12:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Insensitized! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

09-02-2004, 12:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Yeah Mr Mephisto, about 2 weeks ago Charlie hit the west coast of Florida. Hey Frances, stop being such a bitch! Nobody invited you to the party, go away __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-02-2004, 01:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	ahhhhh!! You god damn property destroying whore!!!! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

09-02-2004, 02:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
djtestudo Baltimoron Location: Beeeeeautiful Bel Air, MD	It's always a good sign when the storm is twice as big as the state it's about to hit... __________________ "Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen." --Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun

09-02-2004, 12:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	that's a bigun'

09-02-2004, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	i should've invested in plywood futures

09-02-2004, 12:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	that is a cool fucking pic!

09-02-2004, 12:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Holy shit. Didn't you guys just get hit by one already? Bummer... Mr Mephisto

09-02-2004, 12:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
TittyLover Insane	Yikes! My brother lives in Miami. He was putting storm shutters up today. JC

09-02-2004, 01:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	I thought only one a year damn that 2, in 2 months...remind me to never move to Florida

09-02-2004, 04:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Glava Betitled	I'm in Miami, and I'm as non-religious as I've ever was.

09-02-2004, 05:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	We need a big-assed springloaded wall. __________________ Google

09-02-2004, 06:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I've been in a few hurricans years ago. It was scary and a whole lot of fun all rolled into one. I remember watching my bicycle being flipped into the air and thrown accross our yard. Best of luck. __________________ nice line eh?

09-02-2004, 07:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I'm riding it out in Melbourne. Charley went by in about 3 hours, but for Frances it will take something like 24 hours to pass. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

09-02-2004, 10:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	As of 2 AM on Friday morning. __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

09-03-2004, 09:49 AM	#28 (permalink)
whocarz Jarhead Location: Colorado	You couldn't pay me to live in Florida. __________________ If there exists anything mightier than destiny, then it is the courage to face destiny unflinchingly. -Geibel Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. -Marcus Aurelius Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? -GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly

09-02-2004, 07:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	Maybe I should start investing in the larger construction companies based in Florida. That baby looks like its going to have one hell of a tantrum all over Florida, Good thing I'm hidden behind the Appalachans . Although I do feel sorry for the people in Florida. That stupid storm kept my girlfriend from going to the beach with her family. I wonder if detonating a large nuke in the middle of it would disrupt it enough for it to loose strength and begin to disperse? __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

09-02-2004, 09:45 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	semms like a good time for land speculating- seroiusly, i fail to see how anyone lives there in a house not built like a fortress- there has to be a way to make em safer and more durable- earth contacts maybe- no, water tables too high- what about monolithic concrete domes? doesnt get cold there so thats a bonus for that type- do they have huricane building codes there? __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

09-02-2004, 10:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	As of 3am est, Frances just made a turn north, it will miss me now!

09-02-2004, 10:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
shipofshame Crazy Location: Montreal	D'uh! How could I forget? I actually think detonating a nuke in the eye of the 'cane would cause a massive disruption in the tides and whatnot. We'd probably see some pretty cool tidal waves and Tsunamis hitting the coasts of Florida and the Carribeans. Cooooool! At least us Canadians are safe, right?

09-02-2004, 11:15 PM	#24 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	I would think that detonating a nuke in the middle of it would cause the fallout to be carried for thousands of miles, causing much more harm than the hurricane itself would. Sounds like fun __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

09-03-2004, 12:11 AM	#25 (permalink)
Pyromaniac Upright Location: Louisiana	This is all we need, the hurricane jabber 2000!

09-03-2004, 12:32 AM	#26 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	As if Florida doesn't get enough shit... It's an major election year. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

09-03-2004, 08:59 AM	#27 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Maybe this time a stupid reporter will get killed by a flying Volvo

09-03-2004, 09:49 AM	#29 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Here's another beauty. This one is from NASA. __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

09-03-2004, 10:07 AM	#30 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	__________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/ Last edited by Carn; 09-03-2004 at 10:22 AM..

09-03-2004, 10:44 AM	#31 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	I live in Oklahoma. If we were told well in advance a tornado was coming, but with only a whimpy 130MPH wind, we would all drag out our lawn chairs, get a case of beer and party. __________________ Rehab is for quitters. Last edited by bullmoose; 09-03-2004 at 10:50 AM..

09-03-2004, 11:18 AM	#37 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	It was a category 4 - inching up to a 5 - -so it's less than Charley now - -but it could pick up steam again -- __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

09-03-2004, 11:35 AM	#38 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	The farmers here, would sell their soul to the devil for 10 inches of rain. __________________ Rehab is for quitters.

09-05-2004, 10:31 AM	#39 (permalink)
foscon Upright	Frances is like an old crack whore....she just wont leave!

09-05-2004, 03:31 PM	#40 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Here's a good pic for ya.. You can see a larger one here and an even bigger one here and a ridiculously big pic here __________________ nice line eh?