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Old 06-21-2004, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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US Army unveils new combat uniform

US Army unveils new combat uniform




Tue Jun 15, 4:49 AM ET


WASHINGTON (AFP) - The US Army unveiled its first new combat uniform in more than two decades, opting for a single camouflage pattern that is supposed to blend into an urban environment as easily as desert or woodlands.


The uniform was tested in Iraq (news - web sites) by soldiers of a Stryker brigade who made a number of suggestions to make it a more practical fit for troops fighting in body armor than the army's current battle dress uniform, officials said.


It has no buttons, only zippers and velcro fastners for everything from unit patches to cuffs and Mao-style collars.


Slanted pockets on the chest allow soldiers to slip their hands more easily under armored vests. Similarly cargo pockets on the pants are positioned so that things don't fall out when they're sitting in Humvees or Stryker armored vehicles.


The uniforms have elbow pouches that can be filled with gel pads to cushion the blow of a bruising dive or crawl.


Soldiers also will be giving up their traditional black boots for tan desert or brown combat boots.


But the most controversial change is likely to be its single camouflage pattern in tan, green and gray for all environments. The army currently has separate battle dress uniforms for woodland or desert environments.


"We were trying to match three basic environments -- woodland, desert and urban combat -- and to get a uniform that worked as best it could in all three," said Brigadier General James Moran.


"Now what we came up with ... is an 80 percent solution in each of those environments," he said.


Moran said the new pattern may not be a perfect match for desert warfare, but even in Iraq the environment changes from desert to lush farmland in the Tigris and Eurphrates River valleys.


"We needed a uniform that allowed us to transition from environment to environment and environment, and not have a absolutely perfect desert uniform," he said.


"We were preparing for combat in the desert, but then we fought in the lush green area between the Tigris and the Euprates rivers," he explained.


Moran also said it was more economical to produce a uniform with a single pattern. The army issues four uniforms per soldier at a cost of 88 dollars each. Creating three variants of the combat uniform would have meant issuing a dozen uniforms per soldier, he said.


The army plans to issue four uniforms apiece to 15,000 soldiers a month beginning in March, and to complete the transition by 2007.


It also is developing a lighter new assault rifle called the XM8, which has interchangeable parts that can be configured as a carbine, a more compact assault rifle, or a longer barreled designated marksman rifle.


The new weapon, which has not yet been approved for production, can be stripped and cleaned in four minutes compared to 11 minutes for the M-16.


In tests, it has fired 15,000 rounds without cleaning or lubrication, said Colonel Michael Smith.


Moran said the army also is producing 138,000 sets of body armor by the end of the year that weighs 16 pounds compared to 25 pounds on the old vests.

In addition, it is producing 50,000 separate sets of armor by September to protect shoulders and under arms to better protect soldiers whose sides are exposed when they drive armored Humvees.

But Moran cautioned that the extra armor comes at a cost in weight and combat effectiveness. He added that even soldiers in body armor and armored Humvees are vulnerable to roadside bombs.


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Old 06-21-2004, 09:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Never served in the Army but that reminds of the change the Navy made when they switched to the new godawful dungarees right before I left. Never had to buy of the new design fortunately. September 2000 was the cutoff date for older better style if memory serves.
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Looks kinda like what, i thought, they would transition into. I like the collar, but the patches need some work.
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Seems to me the patches (secured only by velcro) would rip off on doorways, brush and the ground.
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I watched a discovery channel special about a group of young crecruits going to boot camp for training, and at the end of training program, they'd get a uniform and the sargeant would say "You are now the best dressed soldier in the world." I guess it holds to be true....
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Old 06-21-2004, 10:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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seems like buttons were there for a reason... won't velcro be REALLY LOUD to get in and out of? what if they're all covert and stuff, and get hungry and grab for a snickers from their pocket...

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Old 06-21-2004, 10:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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seems like buttons were there for a reason... won't velcro be REALLY LOUD to get in and out of? what if they're all covert and stuff, and get hungry and grab for a snickers from their pocket...

SSSSSSSSSCHRIIIIIIIITCHHHH (velcro sound)

Thats exactly what I thought of when I read it. Velcro has to be the dumbest idea on a combat uniform that I've heard. I bet there are going to be some pissssed snipers out there...
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Old 06-21-2004, 11:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Snipers make their own camo anyway though, so they can just as easily rip off all the velcro shit.

It doesn't make much sense though, what was wrong with the tried and true uniforms? While the pockets and everything sound great, the zippers and velcro sound like possible major problems.

I would not be surprised if this idea is rejected by the soldiers.
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Old 06-22-2004, 01:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2004, 02:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Looks... Um... British?
My exact thought.
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Old 06-22-2004, 02:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2004, 02:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The idea of the whole U.S. Army wearing a black beret (as opposed to just the Army Rangers) was a going away present from Clinton.



http://www.army.mil/features/beret/beret.htm
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Looks to me like something out of a bad (meaning bad) sci-fi film.
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Old 06-22-2004, 03:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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The idea of the whole U.S. Army wearing a black beret (as opposed to just the Army Rangers) was a going away present from Clinton.



http://www.army.mil/features/beret/beret.htm
Thanks for the info, John. I understand it better now.
I knew about Green Berets in WWII, but I didn't know the origins of their berets.
Or that the beret was used even earlier in the 20th century by the British.


I hope the soldiers have better covers for inclement weather.
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Old 06-22-2004, 03:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That's perhaps the most god awful uniform I've ever seen. As far as the velcro goes, beyond just the noise velcro is a bitch to keep clean and if it ain't clean it ain't working. With regard to the patches, that one on the front sure makes an excellent target. Of course all the patches will be covered by flak jackets when in combat areas, but still mighty ugly.
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Old 06-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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It looks a like a hybrid German-type uniform... I'm not, nor have I ever been, in the military-- I'm wondering what some military people think of it? I'm not a real fan though. It's looks seem to me to be bad "made for TV sci-fi".

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Old 06-22-2004, 04:15 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Looks to me like something out of a bad (meaning bad) sci-fi film.
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of Starship Troopers when I saw it
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Old 06-22-2004, 05:54 AM   #19 (permalink)
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they should have gone for the aliens II look, they would get way more respect than in that thing. it may be practical, but I don't think it looks good.
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My first thought was it looks..........british. My second thought was those patches look not only like they are going to catch on everything he walks past but they need to change the color of them to better match the uniform. I can get used to the look of the new uniform but with those patches it just looks dumb.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:00 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Explain why you think it looks British?


'British soldiers helping old ladies cross the road.'


'A British soldier tells an iraqi civilian how much he loves him.'


'A friendly demonstration of how-not-to use cable ties.'
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:03 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I think the patches are temporary; the contrast they offer with the rest of the uniform is going to negate the camo a lot. Human eyes work mostly on movement and contrast, and the contrast those patches offer are pretty bad.

I'm more concerned about the reaction our soldiers would have to the uniform in terms of comfort. Soldiers fight better when they're more comfortable, so if the system (including the body armor) works, then more power to them.

What kind of helmet do they have?
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Old 06-22-2004, 08:16 AM   #23 (permalink)
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just gotta say, that'sa weird place for a rank insignia....
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I dunno. Maybe the beret. That was just my first impression of it.
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All of us civilians talking about how we may not like it is good and dandy, but the guys that design snd test this stuff go through things we don't even know about. Everything that we are thinking of they have probably thought of a thousand times and have probably thought of a thousand more things that we will never think of. Everything on the uniforms is the way it is for a reason. That's how the military works; function above style. For instance, Hummer windshields are perfectly verticle. While this creates hela wind resistance, it makes the vehicles almost invisible to enemy aircraft because there is no glare. These guys know what they are doing and I have faith in any decision they make.
First off you are assuming that everyone who replied hasn't worn a US uniform (and you'd be wrong) and second military designers screw up a hell of a lot more often than they get things exactly right.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hmmm what an invention. . .quiet velcro

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Old 06-22-2004, 12:28 PM   #28 (permalink)
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All of us civilians talking about how we may not like it is good and dandy, but the guys that design snd test this stuff go through things we don't even know about. Everything that we are thinking of they have probably thought of a thousand times and have probably thought of a thousand more things that we will never think of. Everything on the uniforms is the way it is for a reason. That's how the military works; function above style. For instance, Hummer windshields are perfectly verticle. While this creates hela wind resistance, it makes the vehicles almost invisible to enemy aircraft because there is no glare. These guys know what they are doing and I have faith in any decision they make.
This is the same vehicle that leaves the machine gunner completely exposed to enemy fire, right?



And also completely lacks any kind of armor? That design?

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Old 06-22-2004, 12:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
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All of us civilians talking about how we may not like it is good and dandy, but the guys that design snd test this stuff go through things we don't even know about. Everything that we are thinking of they have probably thought of a thousand times and have probably thought of a thousand more things that we will never think of. Everything on the uniforms is the way it is for a reason. That's how the military works; function above style. For instance, Hummer windshields are perfectly verticle. While this creates hela wind resistance, it makes the vehicles almost invisible to enemy aircraft because there is no glare. These guys know what they are doing and I have faith in any decision they make.
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Old 06-22-2004, 01:37 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The slanted pockets are a good idea. Easy access is a good thing. Ever try and dig anything out of the lower pockets when wear load-bearing gear? Forget it. They may as well be sewn shut.

I'll reserve judgement on the velcro. Buttons have come off at very inopportune times, clicked/clacked on shit, etc. Wait and see on this one. It might work.

The integral elbow pads are a great idea. It would be good to add them for the knees, too.
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just gotta say, that'sa weird place for a rank insignia....
Paq, rank insignia has been worn like that for years. When Gortex jackets became big back in the late '80's many of us wore our rank just as you see it on the new uniform. I don't care much for the uniform, as I prefer/wore the old, but I'm not in anymore and my vote doesn't count.
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Old 06-22-2004, 07:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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oh wow, i had no idea that they were worn in the center of the chest..seems like a bullseye target to me...

Then again, i dont' often see military uniforms
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Seems to me the patches (secured only by velcro) would rip off on doorways, brush and the ground.
Some units require their patches be removed prior to entering an active area. AF pilots do.

IMO - They are trying to come up with a uniform that will be perceived differently. Changing the face of the invaders may provide some change of heart in the Iraqis. Either that or it is the uniform of the new world order.
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It looks a like a hybrid German-type uniform.
Exactly what I thought of when I first saw it.

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Army write-up

Army gets new combat uniform
By Sgt. 1st Class Marcia Triggs
June 14, 2004


WASHINGTON (Army News Service, June 14, 2004) - The Army will be fielding a new combat uniform designed by NCOs and tested by Stryker Brigade Soldiers in Iraq since October.

On the Army's 229th birthday, senior leadership introduced the Army Combat Uniform during a Pentagon cake-cutting ceremony. Soldiers were on display, suited-up in the wrinkle-free uniform with a digitized camouflage pattern.

Three different versions of the ACU have been developed, and more than 10,000 uniforms have been produced and dragged through the sand in Iraq and at Army training centers. Even more are on American production lines to be issued by April 2005 to Soldiers in deploying units. Fielding to the total Army should be complete by December 2007, said officials from the Program Executive Office, known as PEO Soldier.

There were 20 changes made to the uniform, to include removing the color black and adapting the digital print from the Marine Corps uniform to meet the needs of the Army, said Sgt. 1st Class Jeff Myhre, the Clothing and Individual Equipment noncommissioned officer in charge.

Black is no longer useful on the uniform because it is not a color commonly found in nature. The drawback to black is that its color immediately catches the eye, he added.

"The color scheme in the ACU capitalizes on the environments that we operate in," Myhre said. "The current colors on the ACU are green-woodland, grey-urban environments and sand brown-desert. The pattern is not a 100-percent solution in every environment, but a good solution across the board."

"This isn't about a cosmetic redesign of the uniform," said Col. John Norwood, the project manager for Clothing and Individual Equipment. "It's a functionality change of the uniform that will improve the ability of Soldiers to execute their combat mission."

Every change was made for a reason. The bottom pockets on the jacket were removed and placed on the shoulder sleeves so Soldiers can have access to them while wearing body armor. The pockets were also tilted forward so that they are easily accessible. Buttons were replaced with zippers that open from the top and bottom to provide comfort while wearing armor.

Patches and tabs are affixed to the uniform with Velcro to give the wearer more flexibility and to save the Soldier money, Myhre said. Soldiers can take the name-tapes and patches off their uniforms before laundering, which will add to the lifecycle of the patches. Also the cost to get patches sewn on will be eliminated, he added.

The ACU will consist of a jacket, trousers, moisture wicking t-shirt and the brown combat boots. It will replace both versions of the BDU and the desert camouflage uniform. The black beret will be the normal headgear for the ACU, but there is a matching patrol cap to be worn at the commander's discretion.

At $88 per uniform, about $30 more than the BDU, Soldiers will eventually reap gains in money and time by not having to take uniforms to the cleaners or shine boots.

The life of the ACU began in January 2003 when PEO Soldier teamed with Myhre, Master Sgt. Alex Samoba and Staff Sgt. Matt Goodine - from the 1st Stryker Brigade, Fort Lewis, Wash.

The team looked at a number of uniforms and took the best part of each uniform and combined it into one. They built their first prototype and delivered 25 uniforms to Stryker squads at the National Training Center. After listening to their comments, the team went back to the lab and created prototype two.

Twenty-one uniforms were then delivered to Stryker Soldiers at the Joint Training and Readiness Center, Fort Polk, La.

"We watched them as they entered and cleared rooms, as they carried their rucksack and all of the things they had to be able to do in the uniform, and then we came up with prototype three," Myhre said.

Two issues of the third version were given to the Stryker Soldiers deploying to Iraq. Three months ago, Myhre was among a team who visited Iraq to get more feedback from Soldiers.

"We would talk to Soldiers right after they had completed a mission while the benefits of the uniform were still fresh in their minds. We wanted to know how did the uniform help the mission."

Sgt. Maj. of the Army Kenneth Preston is one of the ACU's biggest supporters. He said major command sergeants major had a chance to see the uniform and give advice toward the final version.

"We have not made a major change to our uniforms since the BDUs (battle dress uniforms) were introduced in the early 1980s," Preston said. "This new uniform performs well in multiple environments. Its new pockets and color designs are a result of feedback from Soldiers in combat. Every modification made on the uniform was designed with a specific purpose and not just for the sake of change."

Uniform changes include:

1. Mandarin collar that can be worn up or down

2. Rank insignia centered on the front of the blouse

3. Velcro for wearing unit patch, skill tabs and recognition devices

4. Zippered front closure

5. Elbow pouch for internal elbow pad inserts

6. Knee pouch for internal knee pad inserts

7. Draw string leg cuff

8. Tilted chest pockets with Velcro closure

9. Three-slot pen pocket on bottom of sleeve

10. Velcro sleeve cuff closure

11. Shoulder pockets with Velcro

12. Forward tilted cargo pockets

13. Integrated blouse bellows for increased upper body mobility

14. Integrated Friend or Foe Identification Square on both left and right shoulder pocket flap.

15. Bellowed calf storage pocket on left and right leg

16. Moisture-wicking desert tan t-shirt

17. Patrol Cap with double thick bill and internal pocket

18. Improved hot-weather desert boot or temperate-weather desert boot

19. Two-inch, black nylon web belt

20. Moisture-wicking socks
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I guess they didn't adopt the ultra effective computer generated camoflauge:

http://www.marcorsyscom.usmc.mil/sit...ity/index.html

the new style looks like they faded the normal camo... and the beret looks..........

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Old 06-23-2004, 12:52 AM   #38 (permalink)
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I read some stuff about this, and it's hard to judge practicality without actually trying the thing. People are assuming two things:

It's new and made by engineers, so it inevitably won't be combat-ready.

or

It's new and made by engineers, so it will ineveitably be smartly designed and well suited to its purpose.

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Based on what I've read, there are a few practical advantages. It's wrinkle free, and easier to maintain. The collar prevents the interceptor vests from chafing the neck. The camo pattern is not ideal for any environment, but works pretty good in most places. The patches will be adapted to the new color uniform. The insignia is small and located on the chest, as it's harder for the enemy to identify at range. The new undershirt will be made of coolmax or some other wicking material, which ought to be more comfortable.

I honestly don't know about the velcro. I assume it would be the first thing to go if it was going to be a big problem. I think they're losing the buttons because they're harder to use (sometimes they just won't go in, and you have to fumble with it for a sec), and because they won't fall off.

I'm sure they'll get the kinks worked out in a year or two. Besides, it's better than the new Air Force BDUs.
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I find it interesting that this uniform is meant to be used in almost any terrain type. I'm not sure if it works in a practical sense, but it would greatly streamline the logistical side of things.
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Yeah, I was gonna mention that. What the hell are these guys thinking?



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Have you seen the new uniforms the Air Force is rolling out? Holy Christ. When I enlisted in the AF, I did so with a sense of pride and duty. I was going to get hard and serve my country. With these new uniforms, I feel like I am serving as a backup dancer for Cristina Aguilera. What the fuck!?! This, of course, is an unfair criticism of our deliberate, thoughtful, brilliant leaders. They probably spent two years and millions of dollars coming up with these new uniform designs. After staring at pictures of these uniforms though, I am convinced that there are only three ways these idiots could have arrived at this design as the Air Force's new uniform:

1) The enlistment numbers for the Air Force are dropping and those interested in careers in the armed services are opting for the Army or Navy or Marines. The Air Force has lost that air of sexiness and intrigue that the other three branches are capitalizing on through TV ads and war coverage on CNN. To combat this, and to attract 18-21 year olds from urban areas who are finding opportunities in military service more and more rewarding, the AF leadership has commissioned Operation BlingBling. The new uniforms are the first phase of this operation. They will make the AF seem sexier, edgier, more dangerous…not stultifyingly tedious and mundane like we know it to be. Berets will be optional with the do-rag and Tupac-style bandana as sanctioned alternatives available upon requisition request. Diamond-encrusted neckware will also be permitted as long as the chain can fit under the collar. To round out this new 21st century uniform is optional footwear. The Air Force has chosen to move away from the patent-leathers and sturdy workboots and will begin phasing in footwear from Timberland and Nike. By midyear, airmen across the globe should be able to rock the beige "timbs" as the kids like to call them. Under the auspices of Operation BlingBling, our enlisted men will look "fly," "dope," and/or "da bomb."

2) The new threads are an interesting blend of blue camoflauge. I suppose they are meant to allow airmen to blend into their surroundings. Apparently, the AF brass is under the impression that we all ACTUALLY WORK IN THE AIR!!!! This is important when you consider the number of AF personnel who are attacked and injured by hawks, falcons, and other birds of prey. Rumor has it this was high on the list of issues to resolve for the 2004 fiscal year. The brass was sick and goddamn tired of losing quality people to mid-air bird attacks and those pesky airmen hunters from the Midwest and deep south.

3) The head of the requisition office for the entire branch got the inside track on the bedspreads and curtains from all the Courtyard by Marriott's in Florida who are in the process of updating their room décor. He got a good deal and decided to use them as uniforms. Don't ask me. I'm not gay.
Blue cammo?!? I mean, c'mon...really...
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